I have to warn you. Never get a room next to the elevator!
The wife said, but dear, that'll be pasta time to eat it.
Old-el-passover
Then it dawned on me.
I’m in tiers
At least I’m baked.
It's naan-stop.
Patty O’furniture
Because it will be back.
Mace Window
Their legs have to be pretty beefy to do that
He’s outside now, looking forlorn…
The difference is day and night.
I just can't get over it
Nightrogen
Enrique Doubleglazius.
Yves Saint Laurent
He was Satired'
It must have been a Where Wolf
Because she's an on-call-ogist
Ryan: Are you Finnished yet?
Dave: No, but you bet I’m Russian to fix it! Israelly confusing. Kenya help me out?
R: Sure.
Car makes weird sound
R: Guatemala with the car?
D: I’m Czeching it out, and it seems like something’s wrong with a piston or two. You got any ideas, because Iran out. What a Spain. Oh well, let’s put some elbow Greece and try to finish it by tonight.
R: I hope so. Damn, tonight is a Chile one.
D: Yep, and it’s definitely China distract me.
R: I’m kinda Hungary, I want Togo buy a sandwich or two.
Later
R: Oman, it’s already 9 Pm, there’s Norway that we can fix it by tonight.
D: That’s what we are Guinea find out.
R: I will Taiwan more way to speed things up, but it’s pretty risky.
D: Well, we somehow Ghana find out. 10:30 Pm
R: Ok, Tur the Key!
Car turns on
D: Yes! The Caribb is ean! Uganda be kidding me! I can’t Bolivia did it!
R: Hey, I can’t Belize it either!
Call it a day
and now I am eggsausted
It gets dork out.
Because they like to take a stab in the dark
I went out with a glaze of glory.
It was quite an oar-deal...
I was feeling quite kneady
Situation: I'm working night shift for a few weeks and one of the supervisors on day shift walks up to me to say...
Sup - "Hi! How's it going?
Me - "It's fine. I'm actually enjoying it."
Sup - "What's the biggest difference do you think?"
Me - "It's dark."
Sup - "Ha. That's funny."
Today was my first Father's day and as we were cleaning up from the little party for all the dad's in my family, I couldn't help myself.
Wife and mother-in-law: "how do you feel?"
Me: "normally with my fingers."
They just rolled their eyes while I could hear chuckling from my dad and grandpa in the other room.
A saying of my father a frontpage post inspired me to share.
Today my dad sent me this email,
"Today is Leif Erikson day. I learned today that Leif Erikson had a son named Thorkell Leifsson. I'm guessing Leif's Dad was named Erick. So in true Scandinavian tradition, your last name should not be Christensen but Studson."
Well played dad...
