I said "I certainly do. IT'S FRIDAY!"
Sage advice
"Has she gone?" she asked me, questioning whether she's fallen asleep.
I peered over inside the cot and answered,
"Nope, she's still there."
(True story from last night)
She's 92 now. We have no idea where she is.
I replied, now you know how I feel.
Boosday
I’m so proud. She was laughing so much!
I now haven’t got the slightest idea where I am.
Now he’s 65 and I don’t know where he is.
The odds were against me
That’s karma in real life
God I miss him .
He needs a calmer chameleon
When my wife asked what was happening, I replied, "I was just teasing her."
https://i.imgur.com/gCd9CRy.jpg
I picked it up saying to myself, "well I can't turn that down!"
The campsite reports that it is the first time that they've encountered such a tent nickel difficulty.
I handed her a hundred to deposit in the bank from a wedding present.
Her: Do you have any smaller bills?
I proceed to take out a ten...
Her: taking off a zero doesn't count.
So I take the hundred, fold it in half, and hand it back
"What cats like to play on a computer?"
"Cats that want the mouse?"
"Nope"
"Okay, what cats like to play on a computer?"
"Tabby cats!"
