Don't they know that Daniel Bryan- I'm sorry, Bryan Danielson- Sorry again- AmDrag, invented the idea of a babyface blaming the crowd for turning heel? Can't the fed just come up with something themselves for once?

Corey Graves was kissing up to Daniel Bryan on Smackdown. This after being critical of Daniel Bryan as GM and his return to to the ring.

So what changed? Well, Bryan has changed into a terrible person. He isn't nice. And since Graves likes to be "cool" by liking only the bad guys, he all of a sudden likes Daniel Bryan.

If anyone is "fickle," it's Corey Graves.

It's Wednesday night. You know what that means.

#Tonight's Results

#Announced Matches & Upcoming Shows

Rampage

• Britt Baker Vs. Riho
• Eddie Kingston Vs. Daniel Garcia
• Orange Cassidy / Yuta Wheeler vs Adam Cole / Bobby Fish

Dynamite

• TBS Tournament Match: Kris Statlander Vs. Ruby Soho
• More match announced on Rampage

#Tonight on Dynamite

• MJF interrupts Punk's fight with QT “I'm Still Here” Marshall. He comes to the ring with a mic. MJF says it doesn't feel good being interrupted. MJF says his feelings were hurt. He tried to shake his hand-- almost as bad as the time he quit like a bitch. You know what was great, the pipe bomb! What Punk calls a great promo-- and that was his best moment-- every MJF moment is the best MJF moment. MJF isn't a one trick pony. MJF respect CM Punk, and the fact that he's straight edge, despite looking like a meth addict. MJF says he can respect how Punk handled their situation. MJF says Punk said he wanted to wrestle everyone but him. Because he didn't want none. Punk is a minnow compared to MJF on the mic. MJF is gonna finish Punk quicker than his UFC career. Punk gets a mic. He says he's disappointed. He says he thought MJF stood for My Jealous Fan. Punk says MJF is hung up on Punks press tour. It was by design. He didn't want to feed MJF's ego. He's in his head, probably cause there's a poster of him on his wall. He shut MJF up without saying a word. Punk says MJF is a less famous Miz. The crowd loses their shit at this. MJF is shook. MJF says it's almost what he wanted. The crowd chants “MIZ, MIZ, MIZ” Nostalgia is a drug that causes us to misconstrue our memories, he says, MJF says Punk was the best, or so he thought. Ever since Punk returned, he's struggled to beat the easiest wrestler, and to say anything. He says Punk is kissing ass left and right. Pucker Up Punk he says. He's soft, going grey, and from his eyes he's the one who needs to Go To Sleep. This is PG Punk. He says Punk is preaching Hustle Loyalt

Enjoy these standalones and new series coming in 2022!

Epic Fantasy

• The Starless Crown, James Rollins, Jan. 4
  • An alliance embarks on a dangerous journey to uncover the secrets of the distant past and save their world.
• Servant Mage, Kate Elliot, Jan. 18
  • A group of rebel Monarchists free Fellion the light-mage from indentured servitude and take her on a journey to rescue trapped compatriots from an underground complex of mines.
• The Bladed Faith, David Dalglish, Apr. 22
  • A usurped prince prepares to take up the mantel of a deadly assassin and reclaim his kingdom, his people, and his slain gods.
• The Spear Cuts through Water, Simon Jimenez, May 3
  • A reluctant warrior goes on the run with an ancient goddess through a lush world full of wild magic, wondrous creatures, and hidden enemies.
• The Collarbound, Rebecca Zahabi, May 12
  • On the other side of the Shadowpass, rebellion is brewing. Looming high on the cliff is a fortress full of mages who offer protection, but also embody everything the rebellion is fighting against.
• Kagen the Damned, Jonathan Maberry, May 10
  • Kagen Vale is the captain of the place guard, charged with protection the royal children. But one night, Kagen is drugged and the entire imperial family is killed, leaving the empire in ruins.
• Flames of Mira, Clay Harmon, Jul. 5
  • People like Ig are born from life-threatening trials that bind chemical elements to the human body, forged in the boiling volcanoes and subterranean passages under Mira’s frozen lands.
• Into the Broken Lands, Tanya Huff, Aug. 2
  • To save their people, the Heirs of Marsan have no choice but to enter the Broken Lands, trusting their lives and the lives of everyone they protect to someone who shouldn't exist.
• The First Binding, RR Virdi, Aug. 16
  • I buried the village of Ampur under a mountain of ice and snow. Then I killed their god. I am legend. And I am a monster.
• Witch King, Martha Wells, Fall
  • (No blurb but I'm too excited not to include it)

2021 | 2022 | January

January

• 1/02 Aleksi Perälä - CYCLES 2 月 [AP Music]
• 1/06 Burial - ANTIDAWN EP [Hyperdub]
• 1/06 caro♡ - Heartbeats​/​Heartbreaks (Remixes) [PC Music]
• 1/06 Juelz - 2021 Juelz Remix Tape (EP) [Self-Released]
• 1/07 Bungle - Forms EP [Scientific]
• 1/07 DotEXE - Vivify (EP) [Self-Released]
• 1/07 Ellen Allien - Rosen (EP) [UFO Inc.]
• 1/07 Freddy Todd - Nineteen Ninety [Freddy Todd Music]
• 1/07 Galactic Explorers - Missioner [Digital Om] | Beatport & Spotify
• 1/07 Gaszia (X&G) - Bandcamp Edits, Vol. 2 (EP) [Self-Released]
• 1/07 gupi - you’re it [Self-Released]
• 1/07 Harrison BDP & Ed Hodge - Virtual Resistance (EP) [Dansu Discs]
• 1/07 Kaizo Slumber - The Kaizo Manifesto [No Agreements]
• 1/07 Sascha Dive - Back 2 Life [Bondage Music] | Digital Delayed to 3/04
• 1/07 Tagavaka - Water EP [Anjunadeep]
• 1/07 The Weeknd - Dawn FM [XO]
• 1/10 CiM - Reference (Deluxe) [Delsin Records]
• 1/10 Dance with the Dead - Driven to Madness [Self-Released]
• 1/12 Koji Nakamura + foodman + Takashi Numazawa - Humanity [P-VINE, Inc.]
• 1/12 The Weeknd - Dawn FM (Alternate World) [XO] | Two new remixes & ‘Moth to a Flame’
• 1/13 Excision - Onyx [Subsidia]
• 1/14 BAYNK - ADOLESCENCE [Allpoints / Believe]
• 1/14 Bonobo - Fragments [Ninja Tune]
• 1/14 Dylan Dylan - Euphoria [Shall Not Fade]
• 1/14 Earl Sweatshirt - SICK! [Tan Cressida]
• 1/14 Fickle Friends - Are We Gonna Be Alright? [Cooking Vinyl]
• 1/14 FKA twigs - Caprisongs [Young]
• 1/14 Kartell - Daybreak (Remixes) (EP) [Roche Musique]
• 1/14 Lakou Mizik & Joseph Ray (NERO) - Leave the Bones (Remixed) [Anjunadeep]
• 1/14 Panoram - Acrobatic Thoughts [Running Back]
• 1/14 Recondite - Taum [Plangent Records]
• 1/14 Subtronics - Fractals [Cyclops Recordings]
• 1/14 THALREX - Memories EP [Electro or Die]
• 1/18 Aleksi Perälä - CYCLES 3 星辰 [AP Music]
• 1/18 Birds ov Paradise - Memorial [Hypnus]
• 1/18 MSFT - Hands (EP) [Self-Released]
• 1/19 ATYYA - Cycles in Flux [ATYYA Music]
• 1/20 David Morales - Life Is a Song [DIRIDIM]
• 1/20 Sofasound - I've Grown (EP) [Stereofox]
• 1/2

Becky Lynch has definitely changed since coming back and having a baby. She's turned into a coward and a hypocrite who now fails to realize the reason she is where she is right now. WE, the WWE Universe, made her. We cheered her on when WWE management held her back and suspended her when she'd miss out on Wrestlemania. We had her back and shouted "Becky!" until we were tired. We helped give her the swagger and made her The Man. This was years ago.

Fast forward to the present and that Becky Lynch is no more. That humble yet confident Becky Lynch is no more. She is now a coward who would constantly back down from Bianca Belair many weeks ago when Bianca would want to fight "right here, right now" on episodes of Smackdown. Now this Becky calls out the WWE Universe and hates our "opinion." She says she realizes we're "full of crap." Screw her. Seriously, only when it benefitted her did she "love" our chants and "love" the WWE Universe." All that good stuff she told us was bulls*it. We should never have supported her years ago. She was just like any other Superstar, love us when they need it but hate us as soon as they don't need us.

I really wonder where she went this way. I think it's being with Seth Rollins, one of the most heartless and soulless Superstars in WWE today that made her this way. Us booing her and him going home to her every night has gotten to her. I want to really think this is it because Becky was nowhere close to what she was before having the kid with Seth Rollins. She loved us and I even questioned how the two can even be together when Seth took out Rey's eye and Becky was such a lovable Superstar. Now I got my answer. They're made for each other.

It is what it is at this point. Now, I'll be fair, Becky is not wrong about Liv. She has no shot at beating Becky. Liv is at the lowest point in the ladder in WWE. The only way Liv shuts me up, Liv Morgan beats Becky Lynch twice in a row, one in the title match, and two in the rematch defending against Becky Lynch. Anyone can win one lucky match, heck Liv just did that to be #1 contender. It's a wasted match where the outcome is inevitable, Liv loses. I don't care if she comes close to beating Becky, every lower-tier Superstar seems to have a good showing nowadays against top-notch competition. It's about actually winning. Liv has no shot at that. This is one of the few times where Becky being cocky and being down on her competition makes sense and won't receive any backlash on my end. I'm mo

Truth is blindingly simple. The many have been enchanted into awe and reverence for the State (and the ensuing contempt for the People), and, in their sentimental egotism, refuse to acknowledge even the possibility that they have been deceived. As the saying goes, it is easier to fool people than convince them that they have been fooled. What is it they have been fooled about? Who their nemeses are. The superwealthy have used so-called “identity politics” to whip the masses into a frenzy, to goad them via scandalous news articles into a perpetual argument over social issues. The masses have become easier to manipulate, and the superwealthy are both conscious of and pleased with this turn of events. They care very (though this may prove their lack of foresight in the long run)--care very little for a handful of "awakened ones" who are alienated, sitting, as it were, on the banks of the Great River of Events. In their minds, they are in control of all the dams, and they through sheer force of will will direct the flow of events in the [politco-historical part of the] world. And, after all, they feel more than capable of leading any 'stray sheep' into a labyrinth of esotericism and paradox and there either neutralizing their spiritual potency or driving them into insanity. They want the herd to tighten and irrationalize, and they want the disillusioned to wander off alone. These superwealthy are not the agents of their own self-interest, but are like addicts, servile to the object of their addiction.

Moreover, the superwealthy have encouraged the development and spread of so-called conspiracy theories. Why? Because they are red herrings: Jews, aliens, satanist pedophiles, Saturn-worshippers, and so on. Perhaps more importantly, the category of the conspiracy theory allows the masses to categorize and imaginatively discredit any information that threatens to crack or shatter their worldview. This ultimately, over time, unites the masses more and more in their fealty to the superwealthy, who think of the masses as worthless animals or as the potential agents of their own death, and curate the illusions by which they are bound.

The orchestrators of the enchantment arrange for there to be a maximum of distractions for the many—the smartphone, advertisements, repetitive interlocutions about how you harmonize with the socius, a superfast news cycle whose ultimate consequence is to bury all useful information in a deluge of worthless sensationalism—the con

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

TL;DR - I love TIME and I want to share some tips to help you journey into the land of defi 2.0!

I'm a long time cryptohead, but relatively new to defi 2.0. Took a break from trading back in 2018 after suffering massive losses, but got back in recently due to curiosity and, quite frankly, desire to make money outside of the US financial market. And I am glad I did.

By chance, or perhaps fate, defi 2.0 was the first concept that grabbed me. It's still in its early phases, but the innovation it introduces to buffer the long-standing problem of liquidity is extremely compelling to me. We don't actually know whether the protocol will actually buy back tokens to prevent negative price spiral, nor do we know for sure if the team will uphold their integrity to both look out for the stakers' best interest; nonetheless, it is exciting to know that we are on the frontier of something truly radical. The concept of a DAO, if successful, can truly change how the entire world is run, and TIME is one of the first projects that pioneer the movement.

I know what you're thinking, "Shut up about your idealist rant, we just care about what color Lambo come 2022". I'm with you Frog nation, I will be lying to you if I claim otherwise.

On that note, I will share my strategy, a lot of which have been touted many times in various permutations. I think I'm providing some value because I have been trading since 2016 and have been rekt multiple times in crypto. Here goes:

1. Only allocate money that won't keep you up at night if you end up losing it all. Let's be real, this is all untested, so there's a double digit % probability this could all go to shit. Plus, when you have less skin in the game, you make sounder decision. For me, I'm capping it at 30-35% of my overall capital.
2. Scale in when the price of TIME is at previous support levels. For those that don't know what that is, it's basically price level where you see prior congestion or sideway price action. Ideally, this is as close as possible to the backing price, which had been hovering at around $2k. I'm aware that it is dynamic and can go lower, but it's a helpful level to pay attention to.
3. Connected to #1 and #2, apply Dollar Cost Averaging (DCA) when you scale in. For instance, if you have $30k to invest, scale in at 3-6k increment, instead of going in hard and getting rekt when price goes against you. This, alone, is probably the most important thing you can do to remain afloat as an investor

Here's some of mine.

-Planet Champion Daniel Bryan, every time he appears on screen, it put a smile on my face when he calls out a bunch of fickle fans.

-Fashion Files, DAY ONE IS H, what does that even mean.

-Alex Marvez's teleportation, this only seems to work when Kenny Omega and Don Callis are around, so Alex doesn't use his teleportation at all lately.

-William Regal as NXT GM, whatever happens to him? He attended the wedding and disappear.

Do your worst!

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

It really does, I swear!

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Pilot on me!!

Part I was all about reestablishing Chris Jericho into the world of WWE. We threw some momentum behind him, knocked out a few dream matches with certain people, and tied up (most) loose ends from Jericho’s previous (abrupt) departure from the company. In other words, he is firmly “back in the mix.” However, it’s just about time for Chris Jericho to “mix up” his character once again, something that Chris is truly great at. In order to do that, however, we have to break him first.

Chapter 3.5: Loose Ends

Background: With Kevin Owens on RAW, Chris Jericho on SDL, and the duo going their separate ways, you would think that this feud would be over, maybe it gets brought up if they end up on opposite teams during Survivor Series. However, this is not the case. Sami Zayn, who in this universe was injured/written off via Braun Strowman destruction at Money in the Bank (so he can dodge Saudi Arabia and get some rest), has now showed up on Smackdown, and Sami didn’t take too kindly to Jericho’s recent actions against HIS best friend.

SDL 6/11/19: The Return of Sami Zayn!

Oney Lorcan is out for an open challenge. He says he’ll take on anybody and wants his SDL debut to make an impact. Enter Sami Zayn, who takes care of him in a quick fashion. After the match, he grabs a microphone. “Are you guys happy to see me?” He hypes up the crowd. “Yeah, Sami! Sami! Sami! Gosh, I missed this! I’ll tell you what though, the feeling is not mutual!” He pauses to start laughing at the audience’s suddenly hostile reaction. “Look at you guys, you’re so fickle and dumb! Why would I like any of you guys? I’ve been out for a while, I see you guys. You cheer for guys like Chris Jericho, who goes out of his way to derail my best friend, Kevin Owens! That’s right, you people don’t care about my best friend’s feelings! Who cares if Kevin comes out here every week, busting his ass and he gets cheered when people gang up on him.” These comments bring out Jericho himself. “Oh really?” He asks Sami. “Do you think Kevin is the victim, huh?” He walks up the steps and into the ring. “Do you know what I do to people who deliberately misconstrue the narrative to make themselves look like the victims? Huh? HUH?”

“What? What are you going to do to me? Put me on your stupid list? Oh I’m so scared!” Sami mocks.

“Well, if I had my list I would, but your ‘be

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Or would that be too forward thinking?

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.

I won't be doing that today!

As 2021 comes to a close (to much rejoicing, by me at least), it's time to look forward to the coming year! To that effect, here are 120 books to look forward to in 2022, all of them sequels or books taking place in pre-existing universes (some of them might still be readable as standalones though!). Keep your eyes peeled for a second list of 120 debuts, new series, and standalones, coming to you as soon as I stop being lazy and get all the links working. Books were picked based on overall popularity, the level of discussion I've seen of the series on the sub, getting a nice even ten books per month, and my own fickle tastes. Lastly, a bunch of these dates are unconfirmed so the final publications might move around a bit, but hopefully not too much!

January

• Where the Drowned Girls Go (Wayward Children #7), Seanan McGuire, Jan. 4
• Tiger Honor (Thousand Worlds #2), Yoon Ha Lee, Jan. 4
• A Practical Guide to Conquering the World (The Siege #3), KJ Parker, Jan. 11
• Gods and Dragons (Wake the Dragon #3), Kevin J. Anderson, Jan. 11
• The Shattered Skies (The Cruel Stars #2), John Birmingham, Jan. 11
• The Silver Bullets of Annie Oakley (Elemental Masters #16), Mercedes Lackey, Jan. 11
• Akata Woman (Akata Witch #3), Nnedi Okorafor, Jan. 18
• Beyond the End of the World (The Other Side of the Sky #2), Amie Kaufman & Meagan Spooner, Jan. 18
• Temple of No God (Hall of Smoke #2), HM Long, Jan. 18
• Seven Mercies (Seven Devils #2), Laura Lam & Elizabeth May, Jan. 25

February

• Amari and the Great Game (Supernatural Investigations #2), BB Alston, Feb. 1
• The Iron Sword (The Iron Fey #2), Julie Kagawa, Feb. 1
• [In the

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "