Happy Hanukkah dadjokes!
The bartender says, “Hey! Aren’t you the rope that I just threw out?”
The rope replied, “No. I’m a frayed knot.”
Fathers day dinner tonight for my dad and my sister and family can't be there because of travel restrictions. I've organised life size cardboard cut outs of them and had my sister record a few dad jokes/puns. But I need help coming up with more ... the best, worst and cringiest are all welcome!
So far I have..
"I'm feeling a little flat"
"I'm board ... cardboard"
"You'd think my ears are painted on, You'll have to speak up"
"Can you believe someone told me I had the personality of cardboard"
I'm not very patient.
Buy a bagel slicer.
Ambulances, I can't stand them.
I had trouble coping.
Whoops, wrong sub.
"Is it something I said?"
"Yes."
I cut myself shaving
With occam's razor!
Wild Bill Hickock
It was hard to swallow.
It must have been something I said.
I'm falling two pieces.
The second doctor responds, "Suture self."
And so was invented the donut
Cost me an arm and a leg to keep up with their interest rates
Because he sawdust.
He got stumped.
He's totally stumped.
A harsh thing to do, I know, but by the end of the night they don't have any tips.
He replied, “Is it something I said?”
“Yes.”
He said, “Is it something I said?”
I said, “Yes.”
