Got my girlfriend at a Native American culture festival.

My girlfriend and I were discussing beards at our college's Native American culture festival.

I said, "It's too bad I grow Apache beard."

One of the guards facepalmed.

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📅︎ Sep 23 2014
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At A Culture Fest

We're a thoroughly American family with German/Danish roots. For fun we went to a Greek culture festival as a different kind of Friday night. As soon as we're through the gate, he turns to my youngest brother and mutters:

"Everything seems so...foreign."

He was so pleased with himself that he repeated it to each one of us separately.

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📅︎ Oct 10 2016
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