Noble gases have no reaction.
Never gonna give up never gonna let you down
Poached.
No One Knows
Worker bee: Do it yourself
Queen bee: Beehive yourself!!
Pollenticians.
Her name would be " El Lizabeth "
He is Freddie Marie Curie
We are the Champignons!
That's because she's guaranteed a royal flush.
His name was Sir Ringe. He had a point to help people
(Syringe)
Now I know how to properly use the royal wii.
The professor droned on and on for 2 hours!
She got off
Scot-Free
"There's something in the heir."
In her ice chest!
Thought of this today, can’t wait to spring it on my 7yo when I see her after school
Charles becomes the King formerly known as Prince.
I’m assuming it’s something she ate.
She was part of the bourgeois-bees
Because she was already queen.
So she got her an aprincesship.
Dianasaurus Ross
Sir Loin
They had released a Bohemian Rap CD
...since he is a megastar with lots of clout, Buckingham Palace agrees and a few days later he gets his meeting with her.
"Your Majesty, a couple of months ago you ennobled an eye scientist for his contributions to ophthalmology," said Cristiano. "I saw it on TV and was touched by his story, how he grew up in poverty but eventually became this great and learned man. He reminds me of myself a bit, how I grew up poor but managed to become a great footballer."
"So," says Cristiano, "I decided to write a play about him, all about the study of eyes and how they work as well as the scientist's life story. I have brought the manuscript to you, so that you can deliver it to him in person."
Cristiano hands the Queen the manuscript that he is carrying. The Queen squints at his handwriting on the front page of the manuscript..."I'm going a little blind," she says, "please could you tell me what it says here?"
Cristiano replies, "Eye Play for Man You Knighted."
"Yes I know that, you idiot," replies the Queen.
She always reigns on her parade!
She probably gets royalties
Oui Will Rock You + Oui are the Champions
Immortali-tea
After all, she does reign over us.
(I was under pressure to do a joke about the Queen)
I said thats putting me under pressure
She was really empressed!
Because it's mine.
Because they already had a Mercury
She enters a ward full of patients, and notices that they’re all dressed in street clothes and have no obvious sign of injury or illness. The Queen approaches a patient and greets him. The patient replies:
“My heart’s in the Highlands, my heart is not here, My heart’s in the Highlands, a-chasing the deer.”
The Queen is confused, but smiles and moves on to greet the next patient. The patient responds:
“Some hae meat an’ canna eat, And some wad eat tha’ want it, But we hae meat an’ we can eat, so let the Lord be thankit.”
Even more confused, and smiling even more broadly, the Queen moves on to the next patient who immediately begins to chant:
“My love is like a red, red rose that’s newly sprung in June; My love is like the melody that’s sweetly played in tune.”
Now very confused, the Queen turns to the accompanying doctor and asks, “Is this a psychiatric ward?”
“No, Your Majesty,” replies the doctor. “This is the serious Burns unit.”
Protestants!
The chess playing main character wants a Czech mate
Lately I've been hearing people call Miley Cyrus out as queen of rock. One could argue many of th classics, but let's face it there is only one queen of Rock...
Freddy Mercury
Because she knows the alpha-bat best
A moment later her butler, Waddle, walks into the bathroom and hands her a bottle of water.
The Queen is shocked. 'How dare you walk in here while I am having a bath?!' she rages.
'I apologise ma'am,' says the butler, 'but I could have sworn I heard you say "what about a water bottle Waddle'
Noble gases have no reaction.
Noble gases have no reaction.
Because Noble Gases shouldn’t have any reaction.
