A list of puns related to "Craig Fuller"
To clarify in advance, by βofficialβ I mean theories presented by people who had access to investigation, witnesses, and/or insiders, and who shared their opinions publicly. I wonβt be mentioning or speculating about individuals who simply considered BDI, such as Hunter β this post will center specifically on the combined chain of events constructed by various people at various stages of JonBenetβs murder investigation. The point is not to assess but to simply present them.
Eleanor Von Duykeβs Book βA Little Girl's Dream?β: 1998
Warning: there are some graphic specifics here that might seem particularly disturbing.
There were 14 people involved in writing/contributing to this book. These included a child abuse counselor, former chief of police, investigator from special crimes unit, a pathologist (Wecht), NY attorney (Hoffman), a handwriting expert consulted on the case (Liebman), and others. Eleanor Von Duyke herself was a director of beauty pageants for ShowBiz USA for 23+ years and had a brief contact with Patsy shortly before JonBenetβs murder. She had multiple extended interviews with people who knew Patsy and JonBenet through the pageants. She was sexually, physically, and emotionally abused by her family members, and due to this + pageants, she felt personal investment in this case.
According to the theory the author and her team developed, Burke was the one to molest JonBenet previously. There was a βvery reliable source [that reported] an episode of unusual behavior from one of the younger family members β¦ Based on the information β¦ from child abuse experts β¦ the child that I am referring to might very well have an emotional problem conducive to that of being a sibling sexual abuser.β Patsy knew about Burke abusing JonBenet, but she kept quiet because she was ashamed and hoped to solve the problem in another way. An informant Donna Newlin reported that she spent a week with Patsy before the murder and Patsy kept talking about everything and everyone. However, βwithin the time frame of a full week, [she] never mentioned her son, Burke.β The author believes that it proves the idea of Patsy feeling embarrassed and upset with him. She further states that Burke was likely feeling jealous of the attention his sister was getting because sibling rivalry is natural in every family, and it was a fact that JonBenet got more attention. Von Duyke hypothesizes that Patsy threate
... keep reading on reddit β‘2021 T20 Blast - Finals Day at Edgbaston
Semi-Finals
11:00 - Somerset beat Hampshire by 2 wickets - Scorecard
14:30 - Kent beat Sussex by 21 runs - Scorecard
Final
18:45 - Kent beat Somerset by 25 runs - Scorecard
BBC Radio Live Coverage and highlight clips - Choice of 5 Live or Local Radio commentary.
Finals Day is live on Sky Sports so there will be no free live stream.
Squads:
Hampshire | Somerset | Kent | Sussex |
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James Vince (c) | Lewis Gregory (c) | Sam Billings (c)(wk) | Luke Wright (c) |
Kyle Abbott (Overseas) | Tom Abell | Daniel Bell-Drummond | Will Beer |
Toby Albert | Tom Banton (wk) | Jordan Cox | Ravi Bopara |
Tom Alsop | Jack Brooks | Zak Crawley | Jack Carson |
Mason Crane | Josh Davey | Joe Denly | Oli Carter |
Scott Currie | Marchant de Lange (Overseas) | Nathan Gilchrist | Mitch Claydon |
Liam Dawson | Lewis Goldsworthy | Fred Klassen | George Garton |
James Fuller | Ben Green | Jack Leaning | Chris Jordan |
Ian Holland | James Hildreth | James Logan | Archie Lenham |
Lewis McManus (wk) | Tom Lammonby | Matt Milnes | Tymal Mills |
Tom Prest | Jack Leach | Marcus O'Riordan | Delray Rawlins |
Joe Weatherley | Craig Overton | Qaid Ahmad (Overseas) | Phil Salt (wk) |
Brad Wheal | Will Smeed | Matt Quinn | Harrison Ward |
Chris Wood | Roelof van der Merwe | Ollie Robinson | David Wiese (Overseas) |
Max Waller | Darren Stevens | ||
Grant Stewart |
βSed quis custodiet ipsos custodesβ
"Who watches the watchers"
- Juvenal (ca. 60 to 130 AD), Sat. 6, 347
Is it time travel? Inter-Dimensional? Could it be ETβs? Are those greys just clones? Could those triangles map the world? Are the MJ-12 documents forgeries? Did Admiral Byrd try to conquer Nazi Ufo Bases in the antarctic? Are those Draco Reptilians somehow involved? Is the Orion Group trying to conquer the earth and was the great-granddaughter of president Eisenhower really selected for a life off earth?
As ex CIA director William Casey has put it so elegantly:
>βWhen everything Americans believe is false,Β our misinformation campaign will be complete.β
There sure are a lot of rabbit holes you can dig into for hours. But in the end documents could be fake, statements false and people like Richard Doty even not be lying.
Back in 1991 researcher Jacques Vallee concluded in his book βRevelationsβ that: βThe time has come to mount an effort to restore some sanity to this field of research. It may prove to be a difficult taskβ.
As Harry Reid, Chris Mellon & Luis Elizondo stepped into the UFO arena, I hoped for some sanity - now we have a UFO report, the DoD acknowledged that a genuine UFO phenomenon exists and even 60 minutes reported.
That all kind ofΒ sounds like a sane road to disclosure, but at the same time some kind of monoliths arrived spanning around the globe, others in the Ufo arena are keen to tell us, that those three people at the spotlight right now are just in for the βthreatβ narrative and disinformation and an ex intelligence analyst hold a cringy press conference telling us in the mojave desert are 5 foot tall pink mantis beings that want to help us adept to fourth density.
Above all - the 2021 official government position is:Β
βUFOβs are real, but they donβt know what they areβ
Despite all official statements, all affidavit, all deathbed confessions and everything what has been told by officials like Philipp Corso or Jessie Marcell - I guess the government at least does know a bit more, than what it has acknowledged.
Or as Harry Reid put it in β[The Phenomenon](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onEXmL
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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
This is part one of this list. This list is based off of accomplishments in the NBA (or ABA), not college or international leagues. Please let me know of any mistakes or if I missed something.
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Key:
AS - All-Star
AN - All-NBA, All-ABA, All-BAA
AD - All-Defensive
AR - All-Rookie
MVP - Most Valuable Player
FMVP- Finals Most Valuable Player
DPOY - Defensive Player of the Year
6MOY - Sixth Man of the Year
MIP- Most Improved Player
COTY - Coach of the Year
EOTY- Executive of the Year
ScrC - Points Leader
AstC - Assists Leader
RebC - Rebounds Leader
StlC - Steals Leader
BlkC - Blocks Leader
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Acadia University (1): Brian Heaney (1969-70) - 2.0/0.3/0.4 - 14 G
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Akron (4): Bill Turner (1967-1973) - 5.4/3.5/0.6 - 294 G
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Alabama (32): Latrell Sprewell (1992-2005) - 18.3/4.1/4.0 - 913 G - 4x AS, 1x AN, 1x AD, AR
Honorable Mentions: Antonio McDyess, Robert Horry, Mo Williams, Gerald Wallace
Active: JaMychal Green, Collin Sexton, Kira Lewis Jr, Herb Jones, Joshua Primo
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Alabama A&M (1): Mickell Gladness (2011-12) - 2.2/2.2/0.2 - 26 G
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Alabama at Birmingham (11): Elijah Millsap (2015-2017) - 4.2/2.8/1.1 - 69 G
Active: Nate Darling
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Alabama State (2): Kevin Loder (1981-84) - 5.9/2.3/1.2 - 148 G
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Alabama-Huntsville (1): Josh Magette (2017-20) - 2.2/1.0/2.4 - 26 G
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Albany State (5): Caldwell Jones (1973-1990) - 7.9/8.2/1.4 - 1299 G - 1x AS, 2x AD
Honorable Mention: Wil Jones
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Albertson College of Idaho (1): Elgin Baylor (1958-72) - 27.4/13.5/4.3 - 846 G - HOF, 11x AS, 10x AN, ROY
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Alcorn State (6): Lindsey Hunter (1993-2010) - 8.5/2.2/2.7 - 937 G - 2x Champ, AR
Honorable Mention: Larry Smith
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Alliance College (1): Don Asmonga (1953-54) - 0.7/0.1/0.7 - 7 G
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American (2): Kermit Washington (1973-82, 1987) - 9.2/8.3/1.4 - 507 G - 1x AS, 2x AD
Honorable Mention: Andre Ingram
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American International (1): Mario Elie (1990-2001) - 8.6/2.8/2.6 - 732 G - 3x Champ
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Appalachian State (1): Belus Smawley (1947-51) - 12.7/2.8/23 - 261 G
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Arizona (60): Gilbert Arenas (2001-12) - 20.7/3.9/5.3 - 552 G - 3x AS, 3x AN, MIP
Honorable Mentions: Andre Iguodala, Jason Terry, Richard Jefferson, Mike Bibby, Damon Stoudamire, Steve Kerr
Active: Deandre Ayton, Aaron Gordon, Josh Green, Solomon Hill, Andre Iguodala, Stanley Johnson, Lauri Markkanean, TJ McConnell, Zeke Nnaji
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... keep reading on reddit β‘This is Part 2-D-ΞΉ, the direct continuation of 2-D-ΞΈ, which you can find here: https://www.reddit.com/r/AttackOnRetards/comments/s4x1dk/continuation_of_my_previous_posts_about_the/
EARLY MIDDLE AGES (476-900 AD) [read more here]
In the centuries after the departure of the Romans from Britain, four major circles of influence emerged within the borders of what is now Scotland. In the east were the Picts, whose kingdoms eventually stretched from the river Forth to Shetland. The first identifiable king to have exerted a superior and wide-ranging authority, was Bridei mac Maelchon (r. c. 550β84), whose power was based in the Kingdom of Fidach and his base was at the fort of Craig Phadrig near modern Inverness. After his death leadership seems to have shifted to the Fortriu, whose lands were centred on Strathearn and Menteith and who raided along the eastern coast into modern England. Christian missionaries from Iona appear to have begun the conversion of the Picts to Christianity from 563.
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In the west were the Gaelic (Goidelic)-speaking people of DΓ‘l Riata with their royal fortress at Dunadd in Argyll, with close links with the island of Ireland, from which they brought with them the name Scots. In 563 a mission from Ireland under St. Columba
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Welcome back to the Rookie Report! Weβve arrived at the first round of the fantasy playoffs for most leagues. Hopefully youβve managed to secure a first-round bye and donβt have to worry about coming up with a win this week because Covid-19 and injuries are wreaking havoc on the league. Over 100 NFL players have been added to the Covid reserve list this week and many fantasy-relevant players still have statuses that remain up in the air. You need be vigilant this week about staying up to date on the latest Covid news, because new names have been getting added to the list daily, and you donβt want to get stuck taking a zero from a starter in the playoffs. Plenty of rookies are going to see increased opportunity in this crucial week due to players ahead of them being out, and Iβm here to walk you through what to expect from those rookies this week.
A couple of quick notes for the players listed below β All players listed under the same header at the same position are listed in the order that I would play them this week, and all points per game numbers and points allowed rankings are based on half-PPR scoring unless otherwise noted. Letβs dive into week 15β¦
Rookies You Already Know You Should Start:
RB Najee Harris, PIT (Wk. 15: vs. Ten.): Harris had one of his best games of the season last Thursday night, and while the Titans seem like a tough matchup on paper, allowing the 2nd-fewest running back points per game, they also rank just 18th in Football Outsidersβ run defense DVOA stat. This isnβt a matchup to run away from. Heβs not an ideal DFS target this week, but you canβt sit him in season-long leagues.
WR JaβMarr Chase, CIN (Wk. 15: @Den.): Chase finally posted another ceiling game last Sunday against the 49ers, tallying 83 scrimmage yards and 2 scores. It was his first game over 60 yards since week 7, but it was his fourth 20-point fantasy day of the season. You canβt leave that kind of upside on your bench in the fantasy playoffs. The Broncos are good, but not great at limiting WR points. They allow the 11th-fewest WR points per game, but rank 19th in pass defense DVOA. Itβs not a matchup to run away from.
Borderline Rookies Iβd Lean Toward Starting:
QB Justin Fields, CHI (Wk. 15: vs. Min.): You mi
... keep reading on reddit β‘Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
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Introduction to Security, 9th Edition: Robert Fischer Ph.D. & Edward Halibozek & David Walters
Art of Mesopotamia, 1st Edition: Zainab Bahrani
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Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when itβs raining in Sweden?
Mathematical puns makes me number
Ants donβt even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
In a CODE exclusive -
Glenn McGrath: Thereβs been a fair bit happening. Youβd like an easy lead-up for the Ashes! The positive for me is Pat Cummins being the captain of the Australian Test team. I think itβs an incredible effort, especially being a fast bowler. It hasnβt happened for a long time. Howβs he going?
Josh Hazlewood: Heβs slipped straight into it, to be fair. He demands a lot of respect from all the players, which is fantastic. And, as you mention, being a quick, I think the down breeze, downhill days are over for me and Starcy. Itβs all Pat now! But itβs awesome to see. [Fast bowling is] obviously where the brains trust is.
GM: Itβs fantastic to see someone from the cartel leading the team. Youβve said heβs a leader, but what sort of leader is he?
JH: He doesnβt say a hell of a lot, well not yet. He leads from the front, whether itβs with the ball or his innings with the bat, in and around training, just leading by example and heβs a guy whoβs pretty easy to get on the back of and follow. I think heβll stick to that. Heβll obviously grow as time and series go on, but thatβs where heβll start.
GM: I think heβll do a great job β¦ [but] you feel for Tim Paine. It also gives an opportunity to Alex Carey. Being a fast bowler, the wicketkeeper is so important. Youβve had a little bit of white ball cricket with Carey. How do you find him?
JH: Kez has been around the white ball stuff for a number of years and has captained the one-day team. Heβs slotted straight into the team pretty seamlessly. The test will be up to the stumps for Nath [Lyon]. We played on some pitches recently in the Caribbean, one-day wickets, which were quite tough work and he held his own. Thatβs a good gauge of where heβs at. Heβll be fine with the quicks. Heβs quite an athletic guy and covers a lot of distance.
GM: Have your preparations been different coming from T20 cricket into red ball?
JH: Weβve got the workload up from the second week of quarantine. We got down to business and had a really big week there, upwards of 40 overs. And then we freshened up coming out of quarantine and the last few days weβve had a good hit out. Weβve got the miles in the legs, although you canβt cater for a full day of Test cricket, but weβre somewhere near where we need to be. Weβll find out on Wednesday exact
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Because she wanted to see the task manager.
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
But thatβs comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
BamBOO!
Theyβre on standbi
A play on words.
Calcium, nickel, neon
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
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Evidence-Based Diagnosis: An Introduction to Clinical Epidemiology, 2nd Edition: Thomas B. Newman & Michael A. Kohn
Thesis and Dissertation Writing in a Second Language: A Handbook for Students and their Supervisors, 2nd Edition: Brian Paltridge & Sue Starfield
Therapeutic Modalities in Rehabilitation, 5th Edition: William Prentice
Information Privacy Law, 6th Edition: Daniel J. Solove & Paul M. Schwartz
Theory and Treatment Planning in Counseling and Psychotherapy, 2nd Edition: Diane R. Gehart
Introduction to Probability, 2nd Edition: Joseph K. Blitzstein & Jessica Hwang
Leadership Growth Through Crisis: An Investigation of Leader Development During Tumultuous Circumstances, 1st Edition, 2020 Edition: Bruce E. Winston
Unequivocal Justice, 1st Edition: Christopher Freiman
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Circular Entrepreneurship: Creating Responsible Enterprise, 1st Edition, 2019 Edition: Antonella Zucchella & Sabine Urban
AP Human Geography: with 2 Practice Tests, 9th Edition: Meredith Marsh & Peter S. Alagona
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He lost May
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