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Overview of the β€˜Official’ BDI Theories/Beliefs: 1998-2016

To clarify in advance, by β€˜official’ I mean theories presented by people who had access to investigation, witnesses, and/or insiders, and who shared their opinions publicly. I won’t be mentioning or speculating about individuals who simply considered BDI, such as Hunter β€” this post will center specifically on the combined chain of events constructed by various people at various stages of JonBenet’s murder investigation. The point is not to assess but to simply present them.


Eleanor Von Duyke’s Book β€œA Little Girl's Dream?”: 1998

Warning: there are some graphic specifics here that might seem particularly disturbing.

There were 14 people involved in writing/contributing to this book. These included a child abuse counselor, former chief of police, investigator from special crimes unit, a pathologist (Wecht), NY attorney (Hoffman), a handwriting expert consulted on the case (Liebman), and others. Eleanor Von Duyke herself was a director of beauty pageants for ShowBiz USA for 23+ years and had a brief contact with Patsy shortly before JonBenet’s murder. She had multiple extended interviews with people who knew Patsy and JonBenet through the pageants. She was sexually, physically, and emotionally abused by her family members, and due to this + pageants, she felt personal investment in this case.

According to the theory the author and her team developed, Burke was the one to molest JonBenet previously. There was a β€œvery reliable source [that reported] an episode of unusual behavior from one of the younger family members … Based on the information … from child abuse experts … the child that I am referring to might very well have an emotional problem conducive to that of being a sibling sexual abuser.” Patsy knew about Burke abusing JonBenet, but she kept quiet because she was ashamed and hoped to solve the problem in another way. An informant Donna Newlin reported that she spent a week with Patsy before the murder and Patsy kept talking about everything and everyone. However, β€œwithin the time frame of a full week, [she] never mentioned her son, Burke.” The author believes that it proves the idea of Patsy feeling embarrassed and upset with him. She further states that Burke was likely feeling jealous of the attention his sister was getting because sibling rivalry is natural in every family, and it was a fact that JonBenet got more attention. Von Duyke hypothesizes that Patsy threate

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Match Thread: T20 Blast - Finals Day

2021 T20 Blast - Finals Day at Edgbaston


Semi-Finals

11:00 - Somerset beat Hampshire by 2 wickets - Scorecard

14:30 - Kent beat Sussex by 21 runs - Scorecard

Final

18:45 - Kent beat Somerset by 25 runs - Scorecard


BBC Radio Live Coverage and highlight clips - Choice of 5 Live or Local Radio commentary.

Finals Day is live on Sky Sports so there will be no free live stream.


Squads:

Hampshire Somerset Kent Sussex
James Vince (c) Lewis Gregory (c) Sam Billings (c)(wk) Luke Wright (c)
Kyle Abbott (Overseas) Tom Abell Daniel Bell-Drummond Will Beer
Toby Albert Tom Banton (wk) Jordan Cox Ravi Bopara
Tom Alsop Jack Brooks Zak Crawley Jack Carson
Mason Crane Josh Davey Joe Denly Oli Carter
Scott Currie Marchant de Lange (Overseas) Nathan Gilchrist Mitch Claydon
Liam Dawson Lewis Goldsworthy Fred Klassen George Garton
James Fuller Ben Green Jack Leaning Chris Jordan
Ian Holland James Hildreth James Logan Archie Lenham
Lewis McManus (wk) Tom Lammonby Matt Milnes Tymal Mills
Tom Prest Jack Leach Marcus O'Riordan Delray Rawlins
Joe Weatherley Craig Overton Qaid Ahmad (Overseas) Phil Salt (wk)
Brad Wheal Will Smeed Matt Quinn Harrison Ward
Chris Wood Roelof van der Merwe Ollie Robinson David Wiese (Overseas)
Max Waller Darren Stevens
Grant Stewart
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Is the UFO Phenomenon and government secrecy somehow connected to a tiny fraction of people that are using it in a bad way for humanity and are Harry Reid, Chris Mellon & Luis Elizondo trying to expose this?

β€œSed quis custodiet ipsos custodes”
"Who watches the watchers"
- Juvenal (ca. 60 to 130 AD), Sat. 6, 347

Rockstars, Nazis, ET’s in the Mojave desert & Super Soldiers: When you start to dive into the UFO Phenomena, there comes a time when you just don’t know what to think of it anymore.

Is it time travel? Inter-Dimensional? Could it be ET’s? Are those greys just clones? Could those triangles map the world? Are the MJ-12 documents forgeries? Did Admiral Byrd try to conquer Nazi Ufo Bases in the antarctic? Are those Draco Reptilians somehow involved? Is the Orion Group trying to conquer the earth and was the great-granddaughter of president Eisenhower really selected for a life off earth?

As ex CIA director William Casey has put it so elegantly:

>β€œWhen everything Americans believe is false,Β our misinformation campaign will be complete.”

There sure are a lot of rabbit holes you can dig into for hours. But in the end documents could be fake, statements false and people like Richard Doty even not be lying.

Back in 1991 researcher Jacques Vallee concluded in his book β€žRevelationsβ€œ that: β€žThe time has come to mount an effort to restore some sanity to this field of research. It may prove to be a difficult taskβ€œ.

As Harry Reid, Chris Mellon & Luis Elizondo stepped into the UFO arena, I hoped for some sanity - now we have a UFO report, the DoD acknowledged that a genuine UFO phenomenon exists and even 60 minutes reported.

That all kind ofΒ  sounds like a sane road to disclosure, but at the same time some kind of monoliths arrived spanning around the globe, others in the Ufo arena are keen to tell us, that those three people at the spotlight right now are just in for the β€œthreat” narrative and disinformation and an ex intelligence analyst hold a cringy press conference telling us in the mojave desert are 5 foot tall pink mantis beings that want to help us adept to fourth density.

Above all - the 2021 official government position is:Β 
β€žUFO’s are real, but they don’t know what they areβ€œ

Despite all official statements, all affidavit, all deathbed confessions and everything what has been told by officials like Philipp Corso or Jessie Marcell - I guess the government at least does know a bit more, than what it has acknowledged.

Or as Harry Reid put it in β€ž[The Phenomenon](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onEXmL

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Notes from Ep 1181 - Week 16 Waivers + Full Stream Ahead, Survival of the Fittest

Monday Night Recap

  • Hunter Renfrow couldn't escape the pit of Week 15
  • Kirk Cousins - 87 pass yds
  • Dalvin Cook - 28 car for 89 yds
  • Justin jefferson - 4/10 for 47 yds & 1 TD
  • Darnell Mooney - 5 rec for 63 yds
  • David Montgomery - 18 car for 60 yds

Where There's Smoke, There's Fire

  • Devin Singletary - RB16 vs TB, RB6 vs CAR
    • saw 93% of snaps
    • Split: Andy, "his opportunity is Fire, chance to repeat is Smoke"
    • Fire: Mike, "the opportunity looks great & he has an easy matchup Week 17 vs ATL"
  • D'Onta Foreman - RB14 vs JAX, RB8 vs PIT
    • 24 touches on 40% of snaps
    • Fire: Andy & Mike "he's playing as a Derrick Henry-lite player"

NFL News

  • Chris Godwin (torn ACL) injury updated from MCL sprain
  • Elijah Mitchell (knee) cleared concussion protocol, gametime decision
  • Joe Mixon suffered an ankle sprain per HC Taylor
  • AJ Brown has entered the 21-day activation window
  • Austin Ekeler DNP
  • Jared Goff is on the COVID/IR
  • Jamaal Williams is off the COVID/IR
  • Travis Kelce is on the COVID/IR
  • Harrison Butker is on the COVID/IR
  • Jaylen Waddle is off the COVID/IR
  • Phillip Lindsay is off the COVID/IR
  • Will Fuller V is likely done for the year due to a setback with his finger injury
  • Kendrick Bourne is on the COVID/IR
  • Daniel Jones is out ROS
  • Jalen Hurts has no injury designation for tonight

Week 16 Waivers

WR

Hold/Drop:

Check Your Waivers:

  • Antonio Brown
  • Russell Gage
  • DeVante Parker

Main Pickups:

  • Amon-Ra St. Brown - @ ATL, @ SEA, vs GB
    • 11 targets, a no-go if Goff is out
  • Gabriel Davis - @ NE, vs ATL, vs NYJ
    • 18% of targets are EZ targets thru 2 years
  • MVS - vs CLE, vs MIN, @ DET
    • 66% of snaps
  • Tyler Johnson / Breshad Perriman - @ CAR, @ NYJ, vs CAR
    • mostly stashes, Perriman would be the better plug & play
  • DPJ - @ GB, @ PIT, vs CIN
    • deep league stash

RB

Check Your Waivers:

  • Jeff Wilson
  • Devin Singletary

Main Pickups:

  • Ronald Jones - @ CAR, @ NYJ, vs CAR
    • Fournette to miss at least a week, good pickup
  • Samaje Perine - vs BAL, vs KC, @ CLE
    • will get tons of work if Mixon misses
  • Duke Johnson - @ NO, @ TEN, vs NE
    • not a great play, the Dolphins are expected to have at least for RBs active and involved this week. Andy is fully out
    • Mike thinks he may be the best MIA RB
  • Justin Jackson / Joshua Kelley - @ HOU, v
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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The Best NBA Player from each College (A-N)

This is part one of this list. This list is based off of accomplishments in the NBA (or ABA), not college or international leagues. Please let me know of any mistakes or if I missed something.

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Key:

AS - All-Star

AN - All-NBA, All-ABA, All-BAA

AD - All-Defensive

AR - All-Rookie

MVP - Most Valuable Player

FMVP- Finals Most Valuable Player

DPOY - Defensive Player of the Year

6MOY - Sixth Man of the Year

MIP- Most Improved Player

COTY - Coach of the Year

EOTY- Executive of the Year

ScrC - Points Leader

AstC - Assists Leader

RebC - Rebounds Leader

StlC - Steals Leader

BlkC - Blocks Leader

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Acadia University (1): Brian Heaney (1969-70) - 2.0/0.3/0.4 - 14 G

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Akron (4): Bill Turner (1967-1973) - 5.4/3.5/0.6 - 294 G

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Alabama (32): Latrell Sprewell (1992-2005) - 18.3/4.1/4.0 - 913 G - 4x AS, 1x AN, 1x AD, AR

Honorable Mentions: Antonio McDyess, Robert Horry, Mo Williams, Gerald Wallace

Active: JaMychal Green, Collin Sexton, Kira Lewis Jr, Herb Jones, Joshua Primo

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Alabama A&M (1): Mickell Gladness (2011-12) - 2.2/2.2/0.2 - 26 G

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Alabama at Birmingham (11): Elijah Millsap (2015-2017) - 4.2/2.8/1.1 - 69 G

Active: Nate Darling

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Alabama State (2): Kevin Loder (1981-84) - 5.9/2.3/1.2 - 148 G

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Alabama-Huntsville (1): Josh Magette (2017-20) - 2.2/1.0/2.4 - 26 G

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Albany State (5): Caldwell Jones (1973-1990) - 7.9/8.2/1.4 - 1299 G - 1x AS, 2x AD

Honorable Mention: Wil Jones

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Albertson College of Idaho (1): Elgin Baylor (1958-72) - 27.4/13.5/4.3 - 846 G - HOF, 11x AS, 10x AN, ROY

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Alcorn State (6): Lindsey Hunter (1993-2010) - 8.5/2.2/2.7 - 937 G - 2x Champ, AR

Honorable Mention: Larry Smith

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Alliance College (1): Don Asmonga (1953-54) - 0.7/0.1/0.7 - 7 G

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American (2): Kermit Washington (1973-82, 1987) - 9.2/8.3/1.4 - 507 G - 1x AS, 2x AD

Honorable Mention: Andre Ingram

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American International (1): Mario Elie (1990-2001) - 8.6/2.8/2.6 - 732 G - 3x Champ

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Appalachian State (1): Belus Smawley (1947-51) - 12.7/2.8/23 - 261 G

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Arizona (60): Gilbert Arenas (2001-12) - 20.7/3.9/5.3 - 552 G - 3x AS, 3x AN, MIP

Honorable Mentions: Andre Iguodala, Jason Terry, Richard Jefferson, Mike Bibby, Damon Stoudamire, Steve Kerr

Active: Deandre Ayton, Aaron Gordon, Josh Green, Solomon Hill, Andre Iguodala, Stanley Johnson, Lauri Markkanean, TJ McConnell, Zeke Nnaji

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Continuation of my previous posts about the mythological references and real world historical paralles and inspirations in AoT. My plan is now to continue it and then write an alternate ending to Attack on Titan [PART 2-D-SCOTLAND]

PART 2: THE LONG AND TUMULTUOUS SHARED HISTORY OF ROMANCE AND GERMANIC NATIONS

This is Part 2-D-ΞΉ, the direct continuation of 2-D-ΞΈ, which you can find here: https://www.reddit.com/r/AttackOnRetards/comments/s4x1dk/continuation_of_my_previous_posts_about_the/

2-D: THE OTHER ROMANCE AND GERMANIC NATIONS IN THE MIDDLE AGES

2-D-MEDIEVAL GREAT BRITAIN (THIS PART WILL BE DIVIDED IN SEVERAL SUBPARTS, EACH COVERING A CONSTITUENT COUNTRY)

2-D-ΞΉ: MEDIEVAL SCOTLAND (main source of this post)

Political History

EARLY MIDDLE AGES (476-900 AD) [read more here]

In the centuries after the departure of the Romans from Britain, four major circles of influence emerged within the borders of what is now Scotland. In the east were the Picts, whose kingdoms eventually stretched from the river Forth to Shetland. The first identifiable king to have exerted a superior and wide-ranging authority, was Bridei mac Maelchon (r. c. 550–84), whose power was based in the Kingdom of Fidach and his base was at the fort of Craig Phadrig near modern Inverness. After his death leadership seems to have shifted to the Fortriu, whose lands were centred on Strathearn and Menteith and who raided along the eastern coast into modern England. Christian missionaries from Iona appear to have begun the conversion of the Picts to Christianity from 563.

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In the west were the Gaelic (Goidelic)-speaking people of DΓ‘l Riata with their royal fortress at Dunadd in Argyll, with close links with the island of Ireland, from which they brought with them the name Scots. In 563 a mission from Ireland under St. Columba

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Rookie Report: Week 15 Starts & Sits

Original article can be found on drinkfive.com

 

Welcome back to the Rookie Report! We’ve arrived at the first round of the fantasy playoffs for most leagues. Hopefully you’ve managed to secure a first-round bye and don’t have to worry about coming up with a win this week because Covid-19 and injuries are wreaking havoc on the league. Over 100 NFL players have been added to the Covid reserve list this week and many fantasy-relevant players still have statuses that remain up in the air. You need be vigilant this week about staying up to date on the latest Covid news, because new names have been getting added to the list daily, and you don’t want to get stuck taking a zero from a starter in the playoffs. Plenty of rookies are going to see increased opportunity in this crucial week due to players ahead of them being out, and I’m here to walk you through what to expect from those rookies this week.

 

A couple of quick notes for the players listed below – All players listed under the same header at the same position are listed in the order that I would play them this week, and all points per game numbers and points allowed rankings are based on half-PPR scoring unless otherwise noted. Let’s dive into week 15…

 

Rookies You Already Know You Should Start:

 

RB Najee Harris, PIT (Wk. 15: vs. Ten.): Harris had one of his best games of the season last Thursday night, and while the Titans seem like a tough matchup on paper, allowing the 2nd-fewest running back points per game, they also rank just 18th in Football Outsiders’ run defense DVOA stat. This isn’t a matchup to run away from. He’s not an ideal DFS target this week, but you can’t sit him in season-long leagues.

 

WR Ja’Marr Chase, CIN (Wk. 15: @Den.): Chase finally posted another ceiling game last Sunday against the 49ers, tallying 83 scrimmage yards and 2 scores. It was his first game over 60 yards since week 7, but it was his fourth 20-point fantasy day of the season. You can’t leave that kind of upside on your bench in the fantasy playoffs. The Broncos are good, but not great at limiting WR points. They allow the 11th-fewest WR points per game, but rank 19th in pass defense DVOA. It’s not a matchup to run away from.

 

Borderline Rookies I’d Lean Toward Starting:

 

QB Justin Fields, CHI (Wk. 15: vs. Min.): You mi

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Just because it's a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

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Google Drive eTextbooks release thread (part-13)!+ Accepting requests every day
  • If you find your book in the thread below, send the number of the book via reddit chat or via telegram .
  • Almost all the books are in their latest editions and some of them are available in multiple editions too
  • Books (pdf) are delivered through Google-Drive link
  • You can also send requests via reddit chat or by telegram .
  • Also, upvote the post if you found it useful

Please find the list below

  1. Harrison's Principles of Internal Medicine (Vol.1 & Vol.2), 20th Edition: Dennis L. Kasper & Anthony S. Fauci & Stephen L. Hauser & Dan L. Longo

  2. An Introduction to Language, 11th Edition: Victoria Fromkin & Robert Rodman & Nina Hyams

  3. Milady Standard Esthetics: Fundamentals, 11th Edition: Milady

  4. Public Administration: Partnerships in Public Service, 5th Edition: William C. Johnson

  5. McCarthy's Introduction to Health Care Delivery: A Primer for Pharmacists, 6th Edition: Kimberly S. Plake & Kenneth W. Schafermeyer & Robert L. McCarthy

  6. Torres' Patient Care in Imaging Technology, 9th Edition: Andrea Dutton & TerriAnn Ryan

  7. The Human Past: World History & the Development of Human Societies, 4th Edition: Chris Scarre

  8. Introduction to Polymers, 3rd Edition: Robert J. Young & Peter A. Lovell

  9. Crowley's An Introduction to Human Disease: Pathology and Pathophysiology Correlations, 10th Edition: Emily Reisner & Howard Reisner

  10. ManageFirst: Hospitality and Restaurant Management, 2nd Edition: National Restaurant Association

  11. Leadership in Nursing Practice: Changing the Landscape of Health Care, 3rd Edition: Daniel Weberg & Kara Mangold & Tim Porter-O'Grady & Kathy Malloch

  12. Automotive Engineering Fundamentals, 0th Edition: Richard Stone & Jeffrey K. Ball

  13. Business Statistics, 3rd Edition: Norean D. Sharpe & Richard D. De Veaux & Paul F. Velleman

  14. Essentials of Systems Analysis and Design, Global 6th Edition: Joseph S. Valacich & Joey F. George & Jeff Hoffer

  15. The Ventilator Book, 2nd Edition: William Owens MD

  16. Introduction to Security, 9th Edition: Robert Fischer Ph.D. & Edward Halibozek & David Walters

  17. Art of Mesopotamia, 1st Edition: Zainab Bahrani

  18. Analysis for Financial Management, 12th Edition: Robert C. Higgins

  19. Heat and Mass Transfer: Fundamentals and Applic

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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I heard that by law you have to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden.

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

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Puns make me numb

Mathematical puns makes me number

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Petition to ban rants from this sub

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

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French fries weren’t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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When I was a single man, I had loads of free time.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

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You've been hit by
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My 4 year oldest favourit joke, which he very proudly memorized and told all his teachers.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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I'm sick of you guys posting dumb wordplay in here for awards and upvotes.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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Josh Hazlewood discusses Captain Cummins, the Ashes and the Gabba with Glenn McGrath

In a CODE exclusive -

Glenn McGrath: There’s been a fair bit happening. You’d like an easy lead-up for the Ashes! The positive for me is Pat Cummins being the captain of the Australian Test team. I think it’s an incredible effort, especially being a fast bowler. It hasn’t happened for a long time. How’s he going?

Josh Hazlewood: He’s slipped straight into it, to be fair. He demands a lot of respect from all the players, which is fantastic. And, as you mention, being a quick, I think the down breeze, downhill days are over for me and Starcy. It’s all Pat now! But it’s awesome to see. [Fast bowling is] obviously where the brains trust is.

GM: It’s fantastic to see someone from the cartel leading the team. You’ve said he’s a leader, but what sort of leader is he?

JH: He doesn’t say a hell of a lot, well not yet. He leads from the front, whether it’s with the ball or his innings with the bat, in and around training, just leading by example and he’s a guy who’s pretty easy to get on the back of and follow. I think he’ll stick to that. He’ll obviously grow as time and series go on, but that’s where he’ll start.

GM: I think he’ll do a great job … [but] you feel for Tim Paine. It also gives an opportunity to Alex Carey. Being a fast bowler, the wicketkeeper is so important. You’ve had a little bit of white ball cricket with Carey. How do you find him?

JH: Kez has been around the white ball stuff for a number of years and has captained the one-day team. He’s slotted straight into the team pretty seamlessly. The test will be up to the stumps for Nath [Lyon]. We played on some pitches recently in the Caribbean, one-day wickets, which were quite tough work and he held his own. That’s a good gauge of where he’s at. He’ll be fine with the quicks. He’s quite an athletic guy and covers a lot of distance.

GM: Have your preparations been different coming from T20 cricket into red ball?

JH: We’ve got the workload up from the second week of quarantine. We got down to business and had a really big week there, upwards of 40 overs. And then we freshened up coming out of quarantine and the last few days we’ve had a good hit out. We’ve got the miles in the legs, although you can’t cater for a full day of Test cricket, but we’re somewhere near where we need to be. We’ll find out on Wednesday exact

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My wife left me because I couldn’t stop doing impressions of pasta

And now I’m cannelloni

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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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So my mom is getting her foot cut off today.. (really)

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

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Steve JOBS would have made a better President than Donald Trump

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

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I just flew in from Chernobyl

And boy are my arms legs.

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My 7 year old daughter just told me this one. I'm so proud. What did the duck say when he bought chapstick?

Put it on my bill

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So 2 trees got arrested in the town I live...

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

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No gains
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I was almost upset that my coffee tasted like dirt today

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

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How eggs-traordinary
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What is the scariest tree?

BamBOO!

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Geometry sucks
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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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My ten-year-old daughter came up with this at dinner tonight: What do you get if put a copy of Macbeth on top of a dictionary?

A play on words.

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A queen size statement.
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Did you know all dogs are made up of only 3 elements?

Calcium, nickel, neon

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Orion's belt
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My son, Luke, loves how I named our kids after Star Wars characters...

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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Google Drive eTextbooks release thread (part-33)!+ Accepting requests every day
  • If you find your book in the thread below, send the number of the book via reddit chat or via telegram .
  • Almost all the books are in their latest editions and some of them are available in multiple editions too
  • Books (pdf) are delivered through Google-Drive link
  • You can also send requests via reddit chat or by telegram .
  • Also, upvote the post if you found it useful

Please find the list below:

  1. Torts: Cases and Materials, 4th Edition: Aaron D. Twerski & James A. Henderson & W. Bradley Wendel

  2. Global Occupational Safety and Health Management Handbook, 1st Edition: Thomas P. Fuller

  3. Parametric Modeling with SOLIDWORKS 2020: Randy Shih & Paul Schilling

  4. Tort Law: Responsibilities and Redress, 4th Edition: John C. P. Goldberg & Anthony J. Sebok & Benjamin C. Zipursky

  5. Evidence-Based Diagnosis: An Introduction to Clinical Epidemiology, 2nd Edition: Thomas B. Newman & Michael A. Kohn

  6. Thesis and Dissertation Writing in a Second Language: A Handbook for Students and their Supervisors, 2nd Edition: Brian Paltridge & Sue Starfield

  7. Therapeutic Modalities in Rehabilitation, 5th Edition: William Prentice

  8. Information Privacy Law, 6th Edition: Daniel J. Solove & Paul M. Schwartz

  9. Theory and Treatment Planning in Counseling and Psychotherapy, 2nd Edition: Diane R. Gehart

  10. Introduction to Probability, 2nd Edition: Joseph K. Blitzstein & Jessica Hwang

  11. Leadership Growth Through Crisis: An Investigation of Leader Development During Tumultuous Circumstances, 1st Edition, 2020 Edition: Bruce E. Winston

  12. Unequivocal Justice, 1st Edition: Christopher Freiman

  13. Louise Brigham and the Early History of Sustainable Furniture Design: Antoinette LaFarge

  14. Circular Entrepreneurship: Creating Responsible Enterprise, 1st Edition, 2019 Edition: Antonella Zucchella & Sabine Urban

  15. AP Human Geography: with 2 Practice Tests, 9th Edition: Meredith Marsh & Peter S. Alagona

  16. Applied Sport Mechanics, 4th Edition: Brendan Burkett

  17. Applied Theories in Occupational Therapy: A Practical Approach, 2nd Edition: Marilyn B. Cole & Roseanna Tufano

  18. Introducing SEO: Your quick-start guide to effective SEO practices: Aravind Shenoy & Anirudh Prabhu

  19. Essentials of Internal Medicine, 4th Edition: Ardhendu Sinh

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Why does Spider-Man's calendar only have 11 months?

He lost May

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