A list of puns related to "Cos 1"
Cos itβs messi
The co-pilot said: "They keep your shirt closed."
Cos -law
You know, cos Pa's tense.
Cos they keep saying "check, mate"
https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/police-find-9000-suspected-dirty-24149081
Criminals hide money inside washing machine.
When he came in the next day, his face was purple. His co-workers told him he shouldnβt beet himself up.
I wanted to date my math teacher to have a chance of looking at her tan lines. But I cant, cos its was a sin.
cos they can't get the wrapper off.
'cos he was a server
Cos then we will be admitting 2021.
But then again, we can't just skip 2021. Cos the next year is 2022.
Now I have CO vid 19.
Because it is a sin to co-vet an oxen or donkey.
Cos you sure as hell took my breath away, girl!
Just cos
Cos they have 2 shifts...
cos sine waves are different.
'Cos they never want a beef with anyone.
Itβs quite the CoNunDrum
I guess you could say that he sometimes goes off on a sin/cos
Cos they're undercover.
[Austin, TX, November 1, 2020] - Although traditionally held outdoors on a single day in the spring, the first portion 2020 the O. Henry Museum Pun-Off competition known as Punniest of Show was conducted via video in October. Now on Saturday, November 21, 2020, PARD will bring you their most popular second segment, O. Henry Museum Pun-Off World Championships Punslingers Competition: Online Edition
This free, fun, and family friendly event will take place online this year, but with special twists, turns, and surprise modifications to make it the perfect 2020 event for the world's competitive wordplay community.
The O. Henry Museum Pun-Off World Championships have been an Austin institution for 43 years. As usual, the contest will feature a cavalcade of word-class wordsmiths from across the globe, all worming their way into your art. Join and enjoy us as they compete to spontaneously spit out the most absurd words youβve ever heard.
The event will be live streamed at PunIntensive.com.
Co-Mando.
(Credit to my girlfriend)
'Cos now I know my eyes are working.
"One Two Three" did cos "Un Deux Trois" cat sank.
Cos I would do anything for love, but I won't do that.
We all looked for the ear so we could take it to hospital to get it sewn on. Whats this here. And shows us a bloody ear. The builder said i dont know whos that ear is its not mine. How can you tell we asked. Cos mine had a pencil behind it!
AL-CO-HOL you later!!
(Stole this from a show dont come for me)
βCos Iβm a forensic expert
βCos they sell more tickets.
Cos he couldn't hava-lanche
Cos they're all par jokes.
Driving back from a cub scout hike with my kid, who's in the front seat for the first time and wanting really bad to be my wookie co-pilot.
Me: hey, it's more like you're my astromech.
Kid: no I'm not!
Me: R2!?!!
Co-Ed Vid 19
Womp womp
Cos they're just too mean
βCos sheβs worth it.
Me: around 0.3584
Friend: wait, what?
Me: Cos (789)
Cos Cher-knob-yl fall out!
Cos I'll take your breath away
Cos it cantaloupe.
co-vid
Me: (looking down nervously) "What are these buttons for?
Co pilot: "They keep your shirt closed."
Me: (Looking down nervously ) "What are these buttons for?"
Co Pilot: "They keep your shirt closed "
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