A list of puns related to "Cooties"
I never thought trying to avoid cooties would be the most useful thing at this stage of my life.
My dad helping me (sheltered 17yr old girl) move into my dorm freshman year of college, when I discover a box of condoms he packed in with my office supplies.
Me: Dad, what's this doing here?
Dad: Better safe than sorry, I want you to keep them just in case.
Me: (laughing) don't worry Dad, boys have cooties.
Dad: (serious) I know. That's what the condoms are for.
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