People told them both to be the bigger person.
In both cases we don we our gay apparel.
You can't deny the cookies!
His name was Sherlock Ohms.
Because they keep their eyes peeled.
They're both paid to drive.
They’re still scratching their heads trying to put all the pieces together.
Officer: The victims were found sacrificed on an altar made of antlers.
Detective: Dear God!
Officer: Most likely, yes…
Case ideas
So, I'll be Holmes for Christmas.
They're both perfectly harmless until you light one on fire and put it in your mouth
They've both swallowed a lot of seamen!
It just wasn’t rational
Every morning we start in an insecure mode.
The first guy answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"
The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture I showed is his side profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second guy and asks him, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The second guy smiles, flips his hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"
The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?!!? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third guy and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?
He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer."
The third guy looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses."
The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.
"Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."
He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file on his computer and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
"Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does, in fact, wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"
"That's easy..." the third guy replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."
If the rubber breaks your fucked.
Or will you suck seed?
(Told this to my wife while we were making dinner and I couldn't stop laughing. She may have broken a smirk and muttered something about divorce).
Scandinavia
Ha! I'm trying so hard. Sorry, I'm not a dad yet. My fiance might be 3 hours pregnant though.
An investigator
It was a case of a serial sexual assaulter whose description was tall lanky and always wore fluorescent clothing.
He was.. The Pink Pantser.
They weren't just chasing a serial killer, they were chasing a mass murderer
No shit Sherlock?
"Good idea,” I replied.“That way we can cover more ground.”
They both say "cue Cumberbatch".
There’s a few holes in your story
Can’t pull the wool over their eyes!!
They’re re-seal-able
Because they always jump to conclusions
They all came out looking different but they taste the same.
It was a brief case.
>! During the debate, one of the atheists pointed out that they were non-prophet organizations!<
They have toot in common.
It was a brief case.
Both hate Apple
As they're searching the room they realize the pillows are missing. They decide to focus the entire investigation around the pillows. And so began: The Pillowcase
Afterall, they're really good at drawing conclusions.
They are both widely recycled.
It’s a bunch of Monk E-Business.
Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, is purely Coinci Dental.
If you peel off their skins and eat them, you’ll have none left!
He always dots his I's and crosses his T's
The first guy answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"
The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture I showed is his side profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second guy and asks him, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The second guy smiles, flips his hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"
The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?!!? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third guy and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?
He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer."
The third guy looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses."
The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.
"Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."
He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file on his computer and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
"Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does, in fact, wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"
"That's easy..." the third guy replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."
