Congress (A) Puns

A list of puns related to "Congress (A)"

Did you hear Congress proposed a law banning tank tops?

It didn't pass because it violated the right to bare arms.

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👤︎ u/polarbearparanoia
📅︎ Jun 04 2020
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A horse served a short term in Congress.

He was recalled for being a habitual naysayer.

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👤︎ u/Interlection
📅︎ Oct 30 2018
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What do you call a Dinosaur that is elected to Congress?

Rep. Tile.

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👤︎ u/perezgc
📅︎ Jan 27 2017
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What do you call a group of baboons?

A Congress.

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👤︎ u/slothwarriorIV
📅︎ Jun 18 2019
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Congress

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👤︎ u/CanadianCuber
📅︎ Jan 27 2019
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How do you mend a broken Jackolantern?

With a Pumpkin patch.

Shamelessly reposted from the Library of Congress twitter account.

https://twitter.com/librarycongress/status/923559845927809026

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👤︎ u/atomic1fire
📅︎ Oct 26 2017
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Dadjoked by a Constitutional Law professor.

This one's mostly about a refusal to cease and desist the dad jokes -

"Imagine Congress authorizes the military to hold a nationwide bake sale because they need/knead the dough."

Crickets.

"I was sure that would get a rise out of you."

More crickets.

"OK, I'll stop, though I'm clearly on a roll."

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👤︎ u/PortlyGoldfish
📅︎ Jan 27 2015
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