Confessing Church Puns

A list of puns related to "Confessing Church"

My friend was released from prison on parole and as community service, he had to paint the local Catholic church confession booths a shade of green...

It was a tone mint for his crimes.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thomasbrakeline
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 19 2021
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Why did the physicist go to church to confess?

They calculated sin functions.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/wojwesoly
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 03 2021
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A mathematician walks into a church to confess

He says to the priest, "Forgive me Father, for I have sined."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Scarvius
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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