My wife said, “I don’t really understand the science behind human cloning.”
I said, “That makes two of us.”
What do you call a singing computer?
What did the computer say to the other after a 16 hour car ride?
"Damn that was a hard drive."
"I'm so sorry, my dog ate my homework." Rolling his eyes, my computer science professor shot back, "Really?! Your dog ate your coding assignment?"
"Well, to be perfectly honest, it did take him a couple bytes."
Reddit faces lawsuit for failing to remove child sexual abuse material
What did the science teacher yell to his loud class?
My 8 year old just told me this one.. What does the minister say when you marry a computer?
I now pronounce you man and wifi.
Did you see where the computer hacker went?
My computer asked me a Question.
My Pc asked me if it would ever be like a PlayStation or Xbox.
I told him no.
he's Inconsoleable.
My computer wants to build a snowman.
What is an astronaut's favorite part on a computer?
Why is Forrest Gump's computer always getting hacked?
His password is 1Forrest1
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve.
It was an Apple with limited memory; just one byte. Then, everything crashed.
How does a computer learn things?
What does a shark and a computer have in common ?
They both have megabytes.
What made the computer so smart?
Because he listened to his motherboard!
He couldn't get over his dead wife, so he got a new computer
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
I have a computer that does the exact opposite of what you tell it to do
it talks so if it's being annoying just say "open down"
Science puns make me numb
But math puns make me number.
Interesting that illegally copying on computers is known as piracy.
What does Elton John say to the computer when it won't open PDFs?
I want you to be my Acrobat.
My cow saves every scrap of usable material.
Do not use “Beefstew” as your computer password
I borrowed materials from my friend years ago who is a chain link enthusiast. During a heated conversation, I exclaimed that wood is superior...
I didn't expect it but he took a fence.
My daughter asked me if she should go for computer science or psychology
I told her that whatever she chooses, it's going to be a major difference.
Pun about computer
I am learning how to Excel in spreadsheets in my computer science class
I told my boss, “Sorry I’m late. I was having computer issues.”
Boss: Hard drive?
Me: No, the commute was fine. It’s my laptop.
Why couldn't the computer get to work on time?
I had to call tech support for my computer the other day.
Tech Support: “It seems as though your operating system was installed backwards.”
Me: “So?”
How does a computer get drunk?
What is an astronauts favourite key on a computer
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of crime?
After a Viagra salesman died from the effects of the drug, the company gifted his family a casket of a new, high-end material.
They call it mourning wood.
Why can't elephants use computers?
Because they're scared of the mouse.
I was commenting on how everyone at my cousin's science academy commencement looked like cylinders.
Since they're all... graduated.
Not sure if OP was going for a pun
My computer science book has one at the bottom of every page
What do you call a computer that plays tennis?
My computer broke, and my boss told me to take it to the IT guy
So I went outside and threw it in the sewer
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
I said to my computer science professor that my dog ate my homework.
When he doubted me, I said, "Well, it took him a couple of bytes."
My dog ate my computer science homework
It took him a couple of bytes
How does a computer learn new things?
My wife said, “I don’t understand the science behind human cloning.”
I said, “That makes two of us.”
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