Double dad jokes at coldstone

As we order our ice cream, my parents, girlfriend and I.

Gf to dad: French vanilla huh? Fancy

Dad: Oui. Groans heard around the store

Dad: Ha! I'm funny

Mom: yeah, funny lookin'

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📅︎ Oct 01 2014
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Girlfriend did not appreciate this one

We grabbed some ice cream after dinner, in the car she smacked her lips and said "Coldstone is really rich." To which I replied "Well, I'm sure. They have stores all over the U.S."

Then she got a look in her eye like she really wanted to hit me.

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📅︎ Jan 24 2015
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