Coherency Granule Puns

In the end, the world is our mother, and its patterns of organization is our father. The mother tells us what is there to be known; and the father tells us what it means for our wellbeing. After Cain and Abel died, Adam and Eve had another son whom they named Seth, which in Hebrew means to ‘set up, to place’. The Bible also notes that unlike Cain and Abel, Seth was made in Adam’s own image. What does this mean? If Adam is the memory we have of what causes what, then Seth is the execution of this awareness in human action. Unlike Cain and Abel, Seth ‘sets up’ the transcendental coherency embodied in conceptual awareness within the actions and behaviors taken in the social world. Seth in turn gives rise to Enosh (Heb. mortal, weak) – the willingness to engage in sociality, but with the inherent vulnerability it entails. Enosh is followed by Kenan – Heb. for ‘to network’ or become weaved into connection with others. The willingness to be vulnerable becomes the joy of connection with others. Kenan gives rise to Mahalal, which means to ‘praise God’ – to praise God and to feel connected to God is what happens when the self knows the joys of connection. Such joy, however, is predicated upon the willingness to be vulnerable. After Mahalal comes Jared, which means to ‘descend’ – after experiencing the goodness of God the self becomes motivated to relate in the social world with the energy of loving-kindness. After Jared comes Enoch, which means inaugurated, trained, which is the habitual enaction of loving-kindness i.e. Enoch walked with God. After Enoch comes Methuselah, which means the ‘death’ (Heb. mot) which allows a message to be sent (Heb. Selach). The death is the death of the egoic self. The message to be sent is the meaning of reality. Methuselah’s son Lamech, which means to be strong and robust, is what the joy of feeling connected to God and the Universe effectuates in the self. After Lamech comes Noah, which means ‘to rest’, which is what we’re given when we’re connected to the essence of things. Each subsequent name that the Torah (or book of Chronicles) gives in turn describes an epistemological and ontological evolution of the human self. Noah can devolve into Japheth (Heb. for beauty, indicating a preoccupation with aesthetics and pleasure) or Ham (Heb. for hot, indicating a preoccupation with competition and power), but ideally it grows into Shem – into naming. Shem in turn gives rise to Arpachshad (Heb. for ‘boundary of love’), meaning naming is a

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

They’re on standbi

BamBOO!

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

Or would that be too forward thinking?

I won't be doing that today!

The last few days have produced way too many amazing bits of science to feature a single one. The dam is breaking!

Realization of phosphorylation hypothesis of sleep by mammalian CaMKIIβ

Causal evidence for a cerebellar role in prefrontal-hippocampal interaction in spatial working memory decision-making

Distinct dendritic Ca2+ spike forms produce opposing input-output transformations in rat CA3 pyramidal cells

Two faces of perceptual awareness during the attentional blink: Gradual and discrete

Stimulating music supports attention in listeners with attentional difficulties

Differential Activity-Dependent Increase in Synaptic Inhibition and Parvalbumin Interneuron Recruitment in Dentate Granule Cells and Semilunar Granule Cells

Distinct neocortical mechanisms underlie human SI responses to median nerve and laser evoked peripheral activation

Global and Local Head Direction Coding in the Human Brain

Is there magnocellular facilitation of early neural processes underlying visual word recognition? Evidence from masked repetition priming with ERPs

Parietal and Motor Cortical Dynamics Differentially Shape the Computation of Choice History Bias

Assessing The Repeatability of Multi-Frequency Multi-Layer Brain Network Topologies Across Alternative Researcher’s Choice Paths

Distributed networks for auditory memory differentially contribute to recall precision

There were a few more here I could have added, but honestly my brain is already flooded and I need to take a break to process. Will update throughout the day with summaries and commentary for each. The overall gist? We are finally starting to build a fully coherent understanding of how the brain works from a mechanical perspective, instead of based on guesses/assu

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Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

You take away their little brooms

It was about a weak back.

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

Why

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved

Him: I can explain everything!

(It's his best joke yet I think)