Was awarded a glare from my wife this morning

When making her morning coffee, she was telling me all about this new vanilla creamer in a foaming spray can she bought last night. I quickly identified my prey and pounced.

 

"Well... when you try it, I hope you like it a latte."

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📅︎ Mar 06 2017
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Completely accidental dad joke at Wawa today.

My girlfriend and I were getting coffee and tea at wawa.

Her- Do you like the Irish Cream? Me- yeah but not really with French vanilla coffee. Her- Why not? Me- it's just that I-rish it wasn't so sweet.

I realized what I had done and we had to go our separate ways.

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📅︎ Dec 19 2014
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