Coconut Tree Puns

A list of puns related to "Coconut Tree"

A coconut tree in a deserted island

Is a trope-ical plant.

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👤︎ u/keyrover
📅︎ Aug 29 2020
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How do u get a one-armed monkey down from a coconut tree?

You wave at him

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👤︎ u/Perseus_Turambar
📅︎ May 12 2020
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What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!

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👤︎ u/Dabber_Danny
📅︎ Aug 24 2019
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Hear about the psychic who uses coconut trees to predict the future?

He’s a palm reader.

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👤︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
📅︎ Mar 08 2017
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What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree.?

HOLD ONTO YOUR NUTS THIS IS NO ORDINARY BLOW JOB.

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👤︎ u/FUNNNYJoke
📅︎ Nov 30 2018
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