41 Hilarious Cock a leekie Puns

"Essence of cooking or something silly like that." Dish Of The Week: Cock-A-Leekie Soup (From Scotland) | Scotlands Edition youtube.com/watch?v=igN9Q…

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👤︎ u/essen11

📅︎ Sep 13 2019

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Cock-a-leekie

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👤︎ u/0mcphailm

📅︎ Feb 18 2020

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Cock-A-Leekie Soup youtu.be/igN9QsknpNo

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👤︎ u/lumpking69

📅︎ Dec 25 2017

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Went to collect this recipe I bought from the AH and apparently it sets off the profanity filter. Cock-a-leekie. Heh heh.

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👤︎ u/velvet42

📅︎ Aug 12 2015

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Creamy Cock a Leekie Soup with Bacon and Rice ( Gluten Free ) liffe-healthy.com/2019/12…

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👤︎ u/shiro_raion

📅︎ Dec 10 2019

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Grindelwald is a Freaky Leekie?

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👤︎ u/mashedletters

📅︎ Nov 11 2018

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So THAT'S where Dr Leekie's head ended up, seems quite shrunk!

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👤︎ u/DragynFiend

📅︎ Apr 07 2019

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Aldous Leekie

Does anyone besides Cosima, Scott and the Hendrixes know he's dead? Susan was part of Brightborn, not particularly hidden.

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👤︎ u/MamasPajas

📅︎ Jun 18 2017

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So did Leekie really set Susan and Ethan's lab on fire?

What really happened back then?

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👤︎ u/nbcs

📅︎ Aug 15 2017

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So how does Rachael outranks Leekie in DYAD?

Or why Marion and Topside backs Rachael, instead of Leekie? Leekie is obviously very high up in Neolution... Season 5 mentioned his name numerous times and Even PT mentions his name when talking with Rachael.

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👤︎ u/nbcs

📅︎ Aug 03 2017

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Could Louis Leakey (different spelling) be the namesake for our Professor Leekie? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lou…

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👤︎ u/SqueaksBCOD

📅︎ May 10 2014

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We officially have a Cock 'n Balls pattern. Moass incoming.

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👤︎ u/Lorenzvc

📅︎ Dec 21 2021

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Tits, boobies, pussy, ass or a big cock - which is your favourite?

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👤︎ u/wolfanatic

📅︎ Oct 15 2021

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Could a thick latina like me ride your cock?

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👤︎ u/leftistbitch25

📅︎ Dec 08 2021

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Legend spotted, I too wanted Kat to perform cock and ball torture on me when I was a teen

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👤︎ u/CITY_F0X

📅︎ Dec 01 2021

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Ringo's Drumsticks are SO UNDERRATED!! Its always johns blonde epiphone, pauls casino, buffalo wings, this drawing of George I made, "hey jews", Ringo's cock, bla, bla,bla!! No one ever gives credit to the Drumsticks. I know I'm not alone when I say how big of a fan I am of the Drumsticks. Juicy

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👤︎ u/Vellnerd

📅︎ Dec 20 2021

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Some goaty cheese and some leeky cheese I made over the weekend. I have no idea, I saw a comment that said you should get crazy. Duly noted.

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👤︎ u/Flyberius

📅︎ Nov 19 2019

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Heart Gold Update Log #4: 4th gym down. Leeky Luca fainted from a curse-mean look combo. To be honest I kinda wanted him to die in the hands of a poliwrath. It would have been ironic.

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👤︎ u/cyberment

📅︎ Nov 18 2019

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My Christmas gift to you... Is a ✨🎁FREE DETAILED COCK RATE🍆✨ upon subbing 💕 LIMITED TIME OFFER 🥵 @Caramel_Tits 💗

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👤︎ u/the_czar_got_cake

📅︎ Dec 15 2021

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Ladies… would you have sex with a man who has a giant cock (for the experience) whom you weren’t attracted to?

Title says it all. I met a man on a dating app who is literally humongous. Like ridiculous. I have never been with anyone even remotely close to it. It’s been a fantasy for a long time. The thing is, I am not attracted to this guy physically. He seems nice, not bad looking, but just not my type. Does that matter? Will I be able to separate myself from it and be able to get off? I have never been with someone for the purpose of strictly fulfilling a fantasy. Has anyone here ever had an experience like this?

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👤︎ u/Due-Arugula5074

📅︎ Oct 29 2021

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Robo-Polen: Episode 6B: Cock-a-Doodle-Doom (Part 2) reddit.com/gallery/rkazkt

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👤︎ u/TheOther36

📅︎ Dec 20 2021

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ISO a nice cock to jerk with

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👤︎ u/queer1

📅︎ Nov 28 2021

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The missus got all her karma from a post about Broc’O’cock. So show me some love, every like and comment I’ll buy $1 worth. I’ll work with the proof of ban that’s fine. Let’s beat this butch bitch

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👤︎ u/Annom56630

📅︎ Oct 31 2021

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Sex should be fun & sexy! Play peek-a-boo with a cock before you deepthroat and gag on it!🤗😋😈😇💦👅🍆💦🙃🙌🏾(ex bf cock, I'm solo currently👀👑💋😚😁) v.redd.it/3bq4etmt36r71

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👤︎ u/LeeshaBabyyy_xoxo

📅︎ Oct 03 2021

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Does your cock want a tight and warm hug with my mouth?

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👤︎ u/Powerfull_xo

📅︎ Nov 07 2021

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Wanna share her with a true blue (brown) desi cock?

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👤︎ u/san8blog

📅︎ Dec 06 2021

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Hi daddy, I'm Wishing of a rich cock

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👤︎ u/pepohvde

📅︎ Nov 28 2021

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Hi daddy, I'm Wishing of a rich cock

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👤︎ u/Sturdy_Power_

📅︎ Nov 29 2021

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Make me a mod and i will make this sub great again! COMMENT "NICE COCK AND TITTIES" TO VOTE FOR ME.

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👤︎ u/Morbobeus

📅︎ Nov 12 2021

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TO THE MOON I SAY! COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!!!

COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!!!

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👤︎ u/CheapCharacter2880

📅︎ Nov 09 2021

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Hey r/haunted! We’ve released a new episode of our podcast, Marvels, Mysteries & Midlanders. This weeks episode covers the Ghost of Cock Lane, expect drunks, suspicion and definitely no dick jokes. open.spotify.com/episode/…

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👤︎ u/Chew_that_Radio

📅︎ Nov 14 2021

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Cock and ball torture also known as cbt is the torture of the male genitals v.redd.it/welfm33lyk681

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👤︎ u/Juicyboy420

📅︎ Dec 19 2021

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Is there a subreddit where everyone insults each other without sensitive low masculine soft cocks reporting you?

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👤︎ u/PokemonTradingS

📅︎ Nov 11 2021

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Initiated DRS through IBKR on Wednesday, got a reply on Thursday, will post my purple cock ring ASAP!

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👤︎ u/MeIvinCapital

📅︎ Oct 22 2021

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37 single ddf hispanic Army Veteran in the RGV area but travel around. 5'8 170lbs with a 6.5inch shaved curved down cut cock. Looking for Females or M/F couples for some hot fun. Message me. reddit.com/gallery/qirc4r

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👤︎ u/mcallen_texas956

📅︎ Oct 30 2021

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11 bus cock up in Crouch End v.redd.it/h0n8i8qfxmv71

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👤︎ u/ababyinlabour

📅︎ Oct 25 2021

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Literally exposes fifteen inch cock with pissed off expression

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👤︎ u/Mochi_pancakes

📅︎ Nov 22 2021

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29M4M Drop your load in my mouth please? Looking for a white cock to suck in Littleton feed me please daddy

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👤︎ u/chrismart5280

📅︎ Nov 01 2021

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A post about cocks

I stick my cock into the concoction and my cock tends to cocktail party most of the time but this time my cock misses the point of the party but instead it becomes the most cocksure cock of all time. I forget that I’ve cocked my cock so my cock cockscombs all over the cockground and I die instantly

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👤︎ u/whereareyougoing123

📅︎ Oct 07 2021

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cali compliant cock gun reddit.com/gallery/qsr5m5

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👤︎ u/wolfgirlsarebetter

📅︎ Nov 13 2021

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I always worship the bottom's cock too!

So, I'm gay, and therefore I love cock.

While I'm mostly a top, I still love to choke down on a pretty little bottom's cock (it always just seems to be the case that I meet and hookup with bottoms) and I love getting cum all over my face.

I don't see the bottom as the 'girl' role and think in bed that I enjoy making the bottom feel as male as me. His cock may be smaller, but I still want to submit to it and gag on it even though I'm going to be the one putting my cock inside him.

Okay, that's all - love your bottom's cock! Why wouldn't you?!

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👤︎ u/ComingUpYourRear

📅︎ Oct 24 2021

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