Coach (basketball) Puns

You're going to have to ci-tris one out.

Apparently he has three-pointers.

Brett: This isn't fair! I'm the best in the country! Why am I getting replaced by a baby? Coach: This is basketball. I replaced you with a baby because babys are good at dribbling.

I was told this belonged here..

When I was about 13 yrs old, I was playing basketball at the rec league by my house. During one of the games, an opponent was fouled. So we are lined up waiting for him to shoot his foul shots, and my coach sends in a substitute player for me. So I'm jogging towards the bench. When I get about 10-15ft away from the bench, I tripped and slide head-first into the bench. The whole gym let's out an, "ooohhh....", and just as it gets quiet, my dad stands up on the other side of the gym and like an umpire in baseball yells, "SAFE!"

After the game, I yelled at him for it. His response... "Hey, I could've called you 'out!'"

Saying bye to people after a basketball practice:

To a player - "I'll see you in a week, man"

To the coach who was standing beside him - "I'll see you in a strong, coach"

They didn't get it until a big smile came across my face and I repeated "weeek... Strong..."