So I heard that Stacey Abrams is trailing in the gubernatorial race.

I wonder if she can close the gap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SDNate760
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2022
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A joke my dad would say when I was learning how to drive.

Every time I'd park the car more than 6 inches away from the curb he'd open the door, look down at the gap between the car and the curb, then close the door and say "I guess we can take the shuttle."

I guess it's not really a dad joke but it's definitely dad humor. Now I say it every chance I get.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wustebarth
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2013
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Atop the Sydney Harbour Bridge, my dad pulled this one off

Dad: So how many climbs do you do in a day?

Tour guy: Today I have three. We've never had a full 24hrs, come close to it though. One day I started at 3am, and finished the next morning at 1am, we then had another tour at 3am.

Dad: I guess you could say that you almost bridged the gap.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2015
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