A list of puns related to "Clare Stone"
Brides has a photo-spread and interview of their wedding. https://www.brides.com/noah-reid-clare-stone-wedding-photos-5076822
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Disclaimer: This is NOT a full justin relationship timeline. there are plenty of IG models (Chantel for example) and instances left out due to not being relevant to the timeline I'm covering. My coverage starts with the Jenners & Selenas fall out in 2014. I tried to keep it contained to the Kardashians/Jenners and their close relationships, which have always included Justin, at times Kourtney and Sofia, Hailey of course and by default Selena as well. I am aware I didnt cover everything Justin did, that would be a novel. LOL. And I'm sorry but this might end up being a 4-part series. Its just too messy.
At this point if you've been following along, you know a few things by now:
Now, after preparing and doing research this morning for today's deep dive, I realized I missed something in October. October was a busy month for Bieber LOL. I bolded the new additions below:
First attempt at a story. Hope it is well received. Open to comments or criticism. As always all credit to Blue for universe.
Tevaβshen was having trouble sorting through all the emotions she was feeling. Everyone on base was slowly calming down after the most recent rebel attack two weeks ago. This one was horrible, and yet, strategically ingenious.
The rebels had somehow managed to collapse a bridge just as the supply trucks were bringing the newest shipment. This shipment was from the main base at the largest human airfield in the city and was being sent to one of the stations at a smaller airfield. Worse yet, they had managed to do it without explosives. After it collapsed, the closest marines started rushing to help the injured. Iβm told that hearing their screams, as they were pulled under the water by the sinking of the supply trucks as the rescuers scrambled to help, was sickening. And that wasnβt even the worst part.
No, the humans were much crueler this time. They had stationed themselves far enough away to be safe but close enough to continue to press the ambush. They had some rebels under the water with their primitive breathing gear, pulling women under and stabbing them, tying their feet to stones and leaving them partially floating under the water.
When the girls eventually figured out that the people who went under werenβt coming back, they had to send in others after them more cautiously. I donβt envy them. Seeing your fallen comrades floating on the surface and having rebels ambush you while you are distracted is a horrible way to spend an afternoon. Luckily, the humans above the water that had opened fire on emergency services were stopped fairly quickly. Not quickly enough, some would say, and Iβm sure those that didnβt make it back to base would agree.
But all of this was weeks ago, and it had been eerily quiet in the city since. The Interior agents think that this was a major operation and the rebels in the area are laying low to recruit new members and build themselves back. The stuck-up nobles are still having a hard time though. Another source of the emotional strife that the Tevaβshen was feeling. She and her other pod mates of Outcast Pod were stuck on night guard duty again, as they had been since they first got to this horribly deceptive planet. The Interior had been unable to question any of the rebel corpses so they turned to their next best option; they rounded up everyone they thought could have possibly been able
... keep reading on reddit β‘The freedoms Britain granted the world are the most precious gift of all. We must preserve them
December 14, 2021
Of all the twists and turns that my life has taken over the last few years, one of the most truly upsetting and surreal was learning that I had been peremptorily disinvited from one of Britain's great universities.
In 2018, when I last travelled to Britain, I met with several Cambridge professors and began to discuss the possibility of arranging a seminar there, focusing on some key Biblical texts. A formal offer of a Visiting Fellowship was proffered to me in February 2019, facilitated by Dr Douglas Hedley, Professor of the Philosophy of Religion at Clare College, and arranged through the necessary actions on the part of Cambridge and the University of Toronto.
In the autumn of 2016, I had rented a 500-seat theater (on a whim, you might say) in Toronto, Canada, and delivered fifteen 90-minute public lectures entitled The Psychological Significance of the Biblical Stories. Surprisingly, all the lectures attracted a sold-out house. Furthermore, the majority of the audience consisted of young men, a notoriously difficult audience to attract to such things. The initial lecture, Introduction to the Idea of God, focused on the first two sentences of the Book of Genesis. Those who came to watch and listen walked their way with me through the remainder of that great book during the remaining fourteen.
By the close of 2018, when initial arrangements were being made regarding my Fellowship, some four million people had watched the first lecture on YouTube, with a multitude more listening on my podcast. The series has now been viewed or watched forty million times. It has, in addition, attracted a widespread positive response from Christian Catholics, Protestants, and Orthodox believers alike (even widespread positive critical response), as well as large swathes of the Orthodox Jewish and Islamic faithful. In a further unexpected twist, the lectures have also proved popular with those who regard themselves as explicitly atheistic.
I recount this only to explain why the initial invitation from Cambridge was proffered: it has proved increasingly difficult for those concerned about our traditional and religious heritage to propagate their message β their ideas β to the modern community, and the success of my venture generated some great curiosity.
Out of Egypt
After the success of the Genesis venture, I had the ambition to continue my inve
... keep reading on reddit β‘This fucking season shook me man
As with before, Each episode starts out with an O and four symbols inside of it. Not only does each symbol foreshadow the events of that episode, they also each form a letter in the word O-Z-A-R-K.
Aight lets go
SEASON 4 Part 1
The Beginning of the End
Z: Pool Float
After Ruth buys their old place of work the Lazy-O Motel, Wyatt and his brother Three play in the motel pool to celebrate. During this, Jonah, upset by Benβs Death and furious at his mom, rides up on his bike and tells Ruth that he is willing to launder money for them.
A: Pastries
Omarβs nephew Javi Elizondro brings pastries during his first meeting with Marty and Wendy in the Ozarks. He questions them about stopping Darlene from producing heroin, but they say they canβt do much because of John being the sheriff.
R: Motel Room Key
Ruth ends up buying the Lazy-O Motel to help Darlene launder money for her operation. She also tries to steal Martyβs laundering software too but finds that her login credentials dont work and she has been replaced by Charlotte.
K: PiΓ±ata
Omar throws a party at his compound after his sonβs second baptism, during which he introduces Javi to Marty and Wendy. He also tasks them with helping him negotiate a deal with the FBI to allow him to walk away from his criminal life.
Let the Great World Spin
Z: Prayer Beads
Omar is in the confessional with his priest when Marty tries to call him about Maya. Omar calls back afterwards to question Marty about the deal and says that he would like to meet her to talk about it.
A: Cleaning Products
Javi enlists Marty to help him clean up Helenβs house after Javi killed John and forced the Byrdes to cremate him. Right when they finish up, the new sheriff Leigh Guerrero shows up to investigate Johnβs disappearance. She sees Marty there and asks him to leave.
R: Molecule
Marty and Wendy meet with pharmeceutical CEO Clare Shaw to try to get her to donate to their foundation. Clare is hesitant at first, but Marty and Wendy tempt her by saying they can help cut the cost of the opium she needs if she can donate half to the charity.
K: Computer Parts
Jonah buys a bunch of computer parts to help him build a money laundering system for Ruth. Marty and Wendy see them getting delivered and question him, and to spite them he tells them exactly what heβs doing.
City on the Make
Z: Oyster and Lemon
The Byrdes and Javi eat oysters at a fancy
... keep reading on reddit β‘As 2021 comes to a close (to much rejoicing, by me at least), it's time to look forward to the coming year! To that effect, here are 120 books to look forward to in 2022, all of them sequels or books taking place in pre-existing universes (some of them might still be readable as standalones though!). Keep your eyes peeled for a second list of 120 debuts, new series, and standalones, coming to you as soon as I stop being lazy and get all the links working. Books were picked based on overall popularity, the level of discussion I've seen of the series on the sub, getting a nice even ten books per month, and my own fickle tastes. Lastly, a bunch of these dates are unconfirmed so the final publications might move around a bit, but hopefully not too much!
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
How the hell am I suppose to know when itβs raining in Sweden?
Ants donβt even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
All Airtimes E.S.T.
SAT 01
(1:45AM) Shadow of the Thin Man (1941/1h 37m/Suspense/Mystery/Major W. S. Van Dyke II)
(3:30AM) The Thin Man Goes Home (1945/1h 40m/Mystery/Richard Thorpe)
(5:15AM) Song of the Thin Man (1947/1h 26m/Mystery/Edward Buzzell)
(7:00AM) The Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Story (1950/56m/Short/Herman Hoffman)
(8:00AM) Poultry Pirates (1938/9m/Animation/I. Freleng)
(8:10AM) Goofy Movies Number One (1933/8m/Short/Jules White)
(8:19AM) Victoria and Vancouver: Gateways to Canada (1936/8m/Short/Benjamin D. Sharpe)
(8:28AM) Rustlers (1949/1h 1m/Western/Lesley Selander)
(9:30AM) BATMAN: Robin's Ruse (1949/16m/Serial/Spencer Gordon Bennet.
(10:00AM) POPEYE: The Fly's Last Flight (1949/6m/Animation/Seymour Kneitel)
(10:08AM) Bowery Buckaroos (1947/1h 6m/Comedy/William Beaudine)
(11:30AM) Seeing Red (1939/18m/Short/Roy Mack)
(12:00PM) Fiddler on the Roof (1971/3h/Musical/Norman Jewison)
(3:15PM) A Face in the Crowd (1957/2h 6m/Drama/Elia Kazan)
(5:30PM) Twelve O'Clock High (1949/2h 12m/War/Henry King)
(8:00PM) Penny Serenade (1941/2h 5m/Romance/George Stevens)
(10:00PM) Children of a Lesser God (1986/1 hr 59m/Drama/Randa Haines)
SUN 02
(12:30AM) Repeat Performance (1947/1h 33m/Film-Noir/Alfred Werker)
(2:30AM) It Should Happen to You (1953/1h 26m/Comedy/George Cukor)
(4:15AM) Born Yesterday (1950/1h 43m/Comedy/George Cukor)
(6:00AM) Old Acquaintance (1943/1h 50m/Drama/Vincent Sherman)
(8:00AM) Adam's Rib (1949/1h 41m/Comedy/George Cukor)
(10:00AM) Repeat Performance (1947/1h 33m/Film-Noir/Alfred Werker)
(12:00PM) Romeo and Juliet (1937/2h 7m/Romance/George Cukor)
(2:15PM) The More the Merrier (1943/1h 44m/Comedy/George Stevens)
(4:15PM) Light in the Piazza (1962/1h 41m/Romance/Guy Green)
(6:15PM) My Favorite Year (1982/1h 32m/Comedy/Richard Benjamin)
(8:00PM) How Green Was My Valley (1941/1h 58m/Drama/John Ford)
(10:15PM) The Corn Is Green (1945/1h 54m/Drama/Irving Rapper)
Mon 03
(12:30AM) The Three Musketeers (1921/1h 50m/Adventure/Fred Niblo)
(2:45AM) My Journey Through French Cinema (2016/3h 15m/Documentary/Bertrand Tavernier)
(6:30AM) Letter from Siberia (
... keep reading on reddit β‘They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
And now Iβm cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But thatβs comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
BamBOO!
Theyβre on standbi
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
Do your worst!
It really does, I swear!
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