I don't mind my geometry teacher asking me to draw a circle. But to then ask me to turn that circle into two equal parts?
That's where I draw the line.
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︎ Jan 14 2021
When I was a teenager, I tried really hard to find the hypotenuse of a circle
That's when I realized it is pointless.
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︎ Jan 22 2021
Ever wonder how spider makes a circle-shaped web perfectly?
Because it's sΟder we're talking about.
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︎ Dec 10 2020
Patel was teaching a boy named Ed basic geometry, which he was failing to grasp even on the most basic levels. He mistook squares for triangles, circles for hexagons and so on...
So Patel tried to go to the lowest level and put a dot on the paper.
"What this, Ed?"
"A line?" the boy replied.
"I... I expected more from you. I'm... This a point, Ed."
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︎ Nov 09 2020
I know a pointless circle joke
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︎ Sep 29 2020
How many degrees does a circle have?
Depends on how long itβs been in school.
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︎ Nov 06 2020
I told my dad that I was planning to move to the Arctic circle for a few months.
He said, βI donβt like your latitude.β
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︎ Aug 31 2020
One of my friends brags all the time that he can make a perfect circle
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︎ Jun 26 2020
A square ran into a dead end while running away from hundred of circles
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︎ Sep 15 2020
I once knew a guy that liked to bask in the sun. He touched my circle of friends but did not enter it...
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︎ Jun 16 2020
Never draw a circle.
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︎ May 16 2020
My son asked me how hard it is to calculate the area of a circle
I told him itβs easy as pi
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︎ Jan 31 2020
I am on a roll, I mean what are circles...
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︎ Apr 26 2020
A nun is teaching her students about the circle of life
"there are either predators or prey in the circle of life" explained the nun. "whatever an animal eats, it is called that animal's prey. for instance, rabbits eat lettuce - thus lettuce is rabbit prey."
"Sister, what is sunlight then?" asked a quizzical child.
smiling, the nun put her hands together and said, "lettuce prey".
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︎ May 01 2020
How many sides does a circle have?
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︎ Apr 30 2020
What happens when you add a circle to 45 degrees?
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︎ May 02 2020
Blind guy walks into a department store and starts swinging his guide dog in circles over his head.
A shop keeper asks him what he is doing and he replies "Taking a look around."
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︎ Feb 25 2020
Today I saw a bunch of horses running in circles so fast that they were destroying the field.
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︎ Oct 14 2019
My family was going around in a circle all making jokes. It got to my dad, and he didnβt say anything. I lean over and say to him:
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︎ Mar 11 2020
What do you call it when there are two nuns in a drum circle?
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︎ Jan 31 2020
There's a circle of hell for pin humour
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︎ Aug 07 2019
I just found out that a circle is the most pointless object
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︎ Mar 12 2019
What do you call a baby horse running in circles?
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︎ Oct 21 2019
Why is a circle round?
Nevermind, the answer is pointless.
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︎ Apr 19 2019
circles
An ant named seg is trying to reach its anthill
A girl tries to irritate it by putting a glass over it.
secant she how tangent is getting.
i guess it will diameter before it reaches its anthill.
it would be pretty sad for its family though, as segment a lot to them.
We could just say, it couldn't escape it's circle of life.
well, after his untimely death, his family has arranged a funeral for him and chordiallly invited all its relatives.
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︎ Jan 06 2021
One of my dad's favorite jokes: How many sides does a circle have?
2: an inside and an outside.
He was also fond of:
What looks like half a butterfly?
The other half.
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︎ Jun 25 2018
Using a compass to draw circles works great...
...but using a ruler? That is where I draw the line.
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︎ Feb 07 2019
Teaching a 3 year-old the difference between a circle and square is pointless
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︎ Apr 16 2019
What would you get if you stacked all the terrible dad jokes in a circle?
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︎ Jan 12 2019
What bird looks like a burning circle?
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︎ Jun 22 2019
I went to that circle of infant male pigs expecting to have a good time but...
It was a little boar ring.
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︎ Mar 30 2017
Did you hear about the naked guy found circling the same bush over and over again at the park? The cops came to arrest him for indecent exposure. When asked why he would do such a thing...
he kept beating around the bush.
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︎ Mar 17 2019
How do you see if someone is a circle?
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︎ Sep 18 2018
A triangle and a circle are having a fight.
The first thing the triangle says is βYouβre pointless!β
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︎ Apr 28 2019
A circle went into a coma...
Don't worry, it's come around now
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︎ Mar 26 2019
I used to be a DJ at Stonehenge
But I no longer mix in that circle.
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︎ Dec 21 2020
Why is a circle the best mathematician?
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︎ Jan 08 2019
What's round and bad-tempered?
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︎ Nov 30 2020
I want to create a game centered around concentric circles...
I just don't know who my target audience would be.
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︎ Jul 04 2018
I didn't understand my friend telling me the difference between a rotary and a traffic circle...
It was a roundabout explanation.
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︎ Jul 14 2018
What do you call wooden planks arranged in a circle?
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︎ Dec 27 2017
A conversation with Dracula
me: iβm going to make one of those diagrams that uses circles
dracula: venn
me: probably tomorrow
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︎ Sep 25 2020
What did the man say when he looked back into the toilet to see that his poop was in a circle?
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︎ Apr 19 2018
How do you divide a roundabout?
Intersections
Edit: for non-native speakers, roundabout is a traffic circle.
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︎ Nov 21 2020
How many sides does a circle have?
Two! The inside and the outside
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︎ Jun 07 2016
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