Christy Walton Puns

Hello! As I said yesterday, there is a new competition game on this sub titled The Face, inspired by the show of the same name.

In the show, three supermodels mentor teams of young models. Each week, the best team is immune and one of the members of the remaining two teams is eliminated by the winning team's mentor.

The callout orders will be decided by you via surveys. Your votes will decide who was individually the best one, which team is immune, and who will be up for elimination.

Without further ado, meet the cast!

First our mentors:

• Christy Turlington – one of the top supermodels of the 1990s, who appeared on the covers of Vogue, Harper's Bazaar, Elle, Marie Claire and L'Officiel, as well as being the face of top brands such as Calvin Klein and Maybelline! She was even once called the most beautiful woman in the world by Grace Coddington, the creative director of Vogue.

• Tyra Banks – first a high fashion model, then a commercial one, and then created America's Next Top Model! Tyra was the first black woman on the cover of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue and GQ, as well as being a Victoria's Secret Angel for almost a decade, and has continued pushing beauty boundaries ever since.

• Naomi Campbell – a supermodel you don't wanna mess with! Her career spans over three iconic decades, during which she became the first black woman on the cover of British Vogue, Vogue Paris, and the September issue of US Vogue. However, she still continues to grace the catwalk on a regular basis and it doesn't seem like she'll stop anytime soon!

Now the models:

• Binx Walton – New York City-based multiracial stunner who's already graced the covers of multiple international editions of Vogue.

• Birgit Kos – Dutch beauty who won the Elite Model Look contest in 2010, signing with Elite Model Management, and has been working it ever since. Models.com even listed her among its Top 50 Models.

• Esther Heesch – German stunner who's modelled for all top fashion houses, from Prada, Chanel and Valentino to Dolce & G

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Hey Everyone,

We have reached that time of year where 2k starts going back through promos and rewards and updating cards. Some will be parts of promos, some will be new spotlights and domination rewards. We have very few token rewards left. I didn't look at too many current NBA players as they will get updates likely though some many are done for the year. I based this off of past couple years releases and who 2k likes to give cards to and that can move packs.

Here is my list of outdated cards through season of giving and my predictions and hopes of course haha. We still have a lot of 2K left until June. Just looking at last year 145 player got 99 overall rated cards! Not sure if its useful but might help those tracking which cards still need updates.

Most Likely Dark Matter Updates

95 - Mikan
90 – Kareem Abdul Jabbar
94 – Jerry West
95 – Kevin Garnett
94 - Tim Duncan
93 – Dikembe Mutumbo
97 - Dwade
97- Yao
97 - Webber
96 - Kobe
97 - Wilt Chamberlain
96 - Bird
96- Stockton
97 - McGrady
96 - Elgin Baylor
81 - J. J. Redick - Okay I know its not possible but I am putting it out into the world because he’s my fave player.

Most Likely Galaxy Opal Updates

94 Chris Mullin
93 - Artis Gilmore
94 - Jerry Lucas
96 - Bob Petit
90 - Hershey Hawkins
93 - Stephon Marbury
95 - Grant Hill
95 - Penny Hardaway
93 - Mark Eaton
95 - Ralph Sampson
94- Greg Oden
94 - Larry Johnson
91 - Steve Smith
95 - Pete Maravich
95 - Gilbert Arenas
96 - Kirlenko
87 - Rik Smits
88 – Rashad Lewis
89 – Bill Laimbeer
87 – Zach Randolph
88- Bruce Bowen
88 – Toni Kukoc
88 – Manute Bol
89 - Gheorge Muresan
91- Dino Radja
94 - Derick Coleman
92 - Corey Magette
94 - Chris Bosh
93 - Archibald
89 – Bol Bol
Rooks - James Wiseman Anthony Edwards Lamelo Ball
89 - Thon Maker
93 – Caron Butler
90 – Joe Smith
91 – Larry Kenon
93 – Antonio Mcdyess
93 – Willis Reed
93 – Starks
94- Eddie Jones
94 – Glen Robinson
94- Juwon Howard
93 – Rudy Gay
91 – Stacey Augmon
89 – Gerald Green
90 – Eddy Curry
89 – Michael Ray Richardson
88- Keith Van Horn
88 – Dan Marjerle
88 – Danny Manning
93 Michael Redd
94 – Deron Williams
88 – Stephen Jackson

Most Likely Pink Diamond Updates

85 – Avery Johnson
93 – Tyreke Evans
90 – Steve Francis
91 – Mo Williams
89 – Deandre Jordan
93 – Rafer Alston
90 – Udonis Haslem
89 – Kyle Korver
89 – Nick Ander

In other words I did not come out to look like the coveted Caitlyn Jenner, I've already told all y'all that story Newtown Connecticut 06470 she, as b Jenner, being the town's most converted super Jock hero of 1976. They never let us get done with that crap, not the Newtown Bee - our local paper published weekly, anyway. week after week, all we got to read about in Newtown Connecticut was Bruce Jenner this and Bruce Jenner that... I could never say I was impressed with the jockstraps as we called them back at Newtown high School; at least back in those days one could always tune in, turn on, burn out and drop out!!! In the words of dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg, " get high as a motherfucker!!!"

which is probably the reason we didn't have the Columbine problem yet, this pre- dating the WAR ON DRUGS!!!! WHICH, LET ME SAY, WHAT STARTED BY RICHARD M NIXON ELECTED IN 1968, THEN RESURRECTED BY PRESIDENT Ronald Reagan in 1981, as many Americans know.

which brings me to my sister, someone who could, with her "personal popo protection in the pocket" (given to her by performer police officer boyfriend who was the Suffolk county popo something like 38 years-in what many call "Compton East / Compton Long Island, New York"; a place better known as Wyandanch, Brentwood, and yes, BABYLON-all of them in Southeastern Suffolk county, NY) COULDN'T ABLE HARDER, QUITE EASILY I WOULD PROBABLY IMAGINE, WALK RIGHT THROUGH WHAT THEY CALLED SKID ROW OR "THE SKID" HERE IN LA, CALIFORNIA!! She comes to a lot of Broadway plays and/or mostly off Broadway plays....dad said if you walk 4 blocks west from Broadway the New York, New York you end up somewhere around West 57th Street at 12th avenue. Which today is probably the worst Hood in Manhattan; intelligence Central better known as Hell's kitchen for the Homeless. Like San Francisco most everything has been gentrified most everywhere in the five boroughs these days.

I am entitled to a medically necessary operation. To which NO GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING IDENTITY THIEF... NOR WILL ANYONE, ANYONE OF THESE ANNOYING AS HELL, STUPIDER AND MORE IGNORANT THE DUMB AND DUMBER, HOMELESS #CHRISTIANJIHADISTS IS GOING TO DENY ME THE RIGHT TO GET WHAT MEDICARE NOW SAYS IS "MEDICALLY NECESSARY"!!!

The only other choice would be, yeah, quality Helium Freeway.... A divided highway where all five Lanes including carpool lane, on both sides of the highway mind you, all go to the same destination. The land off Eastern Long island at the Pequot first Nation p

#[Championship - 2020/2021] #FT: 90' Nottingham Forest 0-0 Barnsley

Match Info:

Date: January 30, 2021

Time: 15:00 (UTC)

Venue: The City Ground

Recent form

Nottingham Forest: LWWDDD

Barnsley: DLLLWW

Lineups:

Nottingham Forest - 4-2-3-1

Starting XI: Brice Samba, Cyrus Christie, Tobias Figueiredo, Joe Worrall, Gaëtan Bong, Cafú, Samba Sow, Anthony Knockaert, Filip Krovinović, Sammy Ameobi, Lewis Grabban

Substitutes: Jordan Smith, Loïc Mbe Soh, Tyler Blackett, Carl Jenkinson, Fouad Bachirou, Joe Lolley, Luke Freeman, Alex Mighten, Lyle Taylor

Coach: C. Hughton

Barnsley - 3-4-3

Starting XI: Bradley Collins, Toby Sibbick, Michal Helik, Mads Juel Andersen, Callum Brittain, Herbie Kane, Alex Mowatt, Callum Styles, Dominik Frieser, Cauley Woodrow, Conor Chaplin

Substitutes: Jack Walton, Clarke Oduor, Ali Omar, Michael Sollbauer, Jordan Williams, Carlton Morris, Patrick Schmidt, Victor Adeboyejo, George Miller

Coach: V. Ismaël

Match Stats:

Match events

0' KICKOFF!

35' Yellow Card for G. Bong (Nottingham Forest)

56' Yellow Card for H. Kane (Barnsley)

58' Substitution: F. Bachirou for S. Sow (Nottingham Forest)

60' Substitution: C. Morris for C. Chaplin (Barnsley)

60' Substitution: V. Adeboyejo for D. Frieser (Barnsley)

61' Yellow Card for M. Helik (Barnsley)

64' Substitution: M. Sollbauer for T. Sibbick (Barnsley)

85' Substitution: J. Williams for H. Kane (Barnsley)

87' Substitution: A. Mighten for A. Knockaert (Nottingham Forest)

90' Substitution: L. Mbe Soh for Tobias Figueiredo (Nottingham Forest)

90' Match whistled off

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I did one of those Tumblr sorters where random matchups determined my overall ranking of all BBUS, CBBUS, and BBOTT players! Very happy with & surprised with these results.

*yes it took me 3 hours to do this
*yes some of these might be controversial
Please take a look and let me know if you're happy with where your faves landed :)

1        Libra Thompson
2        Lisa Donahue
3        Morgan Willett
4        Jason Guy
5        Janelle Pierzina
6        Rachel Reilly
7        Britney Haynes
8        Drew Daniel
9        Shelby Stockton
10        Cody Calafiore
11        Kathryn Dunn
12        Tamar Braxton
13        Jordan Lloyd
14        Keesha Smith
15        Jen Johnson
16        Jackson Michie
17        Dominic Briones
18        Karen O'Neil-Ganci
19        Will Kirby
20        Danielle Reyes
21        Alison Irwin
22        Jessica Graf
23        Jameka Cameron
24        Brett Robinson
25        Amanda Zuckerman
26        Natalie Negrotti
27        Da'Vonne Rogers
28        Corey Brooks
29        Monica Bailey
30        Zach Rance
31        Christie Murphy
32        Jun Song
33        Sheila Kennedy
34        Shane Meaney
35        Marvin Latimer
36        James Maslow
37        Kaitlyn Herman
38        Ryan Lochte
39        Aridana Gutierrez
40        Jessica Hughbanks
41        Marcellas Reynolds
42        Ian Terry
43        Jackie Ibarra
44        Faysal "Fessy" Shafaat
45        Tyler Crispen
46        Julia Nolan
47        Cody Nickson
48        Aaryn Gries
49        Elissa Slater
50        Marissa Jaret Winokur
51        Mark Jansen
52        Lolo Jones
53        Justin Giovinco
54        Sharon Obermueller
55        Shelli Poole
56        Victoria Rafaeli
57        Elena Davies
58        Angela Rummans
59        Jamie Kern
60        Hayden Moss
61        Lane Elenburg
62        Renny Martyn
63        Chima Simone
64        Matt McDonald
65        Dan Gheesling
66        Michelle Meyer
67        Whitney Hogg
68        Angela "Rockstar" Lantry
69        Haleigh Broucher
70        Hardy Ames-Hill
71        Nicole Schaffrich
72        Enzo Palumbo
73        Danielle Murphree
74        Jessie Godderz
75        Daniele Donato
76        Memphis Garrett
77        Amanda Hansen
78        Alex Coladonato
79        Kaycee Clark
80        Jocosta Odom
81        Ross Matthews
82

Anyone care to help develop a thread with me? I want to make a realistic list of transfer targets, to help inspire people’s realistic English Football League careers. This thread, will mainly be aimed at clubs in the championship, or on verge of promotion from league one, as anything bellow that should realistic rely on free transfers, loans, and no fee swap deals.

I will also be adding your suggestions to a list, at the bottom of the tread.

I’ve defined 3 distinct tiers with some example criteria bellow.

Tier 1 - Newly promoted Premiership clubs:

• Target top performers in the championship.
• Target top performers in Scottish Premiership.
• Target top performers, from lesser European leagues (Belgium, Norway, Romania, Sweden, Ukraine)

Tier 2 - An established Championship club targeting playoffs:

• Target teams that have achieved promotion within the past 3 years. (Fulham, Leeds United, Sheffield United, WBA, Wolves)
• Target top starting XI players, from clubs that are not fighting for promotion in the championship.
• Target players who played regularly in the EFL Championship, but have become underused subs/reserves in the Premiership.
• Players who are top performers in the Scottish Premier League (unless starting XI for Celtic)
• Loaning promising youth players, from clubs in the top half of the Premiership table.

Tier 3 - Championship club building for the future or League One club with considerable financial backing and promotion contenders:

• Promising players/top performers from EFL One and Two
• Promising youth players to loan, from clubs in the bottom half of Premiership table.

Tier 4 - Majority of League One

• Target experienced league two players
• Loan Premiership youth players in addition to any reserve players from Championship, subs from EFL one, SPL, and any from EFL two.
• Must ensure a positive profit/loss balance is maintained on all transfers at end of season (otherwise 1 year transfer embargo).

Tier 5 - Majority of League Two:

• Not aloud to buy any players from other teams.
• Rely primarily on the free agents market.
• Can make swap deals if there js no transfer fee.
• Can make loans from teams in EFL One and Championship youth players)

Below is a list, combined based on your feedback.

#Tier 3 Players:

STRIKERS:

• Luke Jephcott (Plymouth)
• Cauley Woodrow (Barnsley)
• James Scott (Hull)
• Siriki Dembélé (Peterborough)
• Chris Martin (Bristol City)
• James Wilson (Salford)
• Jordan Rhode

The funeral director was asking us what we think Mum should wear in her casket.

Mum always loved to wear sarongs (fabric wraps that go around the torso and drape downward a bit like a long skirt would), so my uncle suggested that she wear a sarong in there.

The funeral director looked a bit confused, as did some of our family members, to which my uncle added:

"What's sarong with that?"

I started laughing like an idiot. He was proud of it too. The funeral director was rather shocked. We assured her, and our more proper relatives, that Mum would've absolutely loved the joke (which is very true).

His delivery was perfect. I'll never forget the risk he took. We sometimes recall the moment as a way help cushion the blows of the grieving process.

--Edit-- I appreciate the condolences. I'm doing well and the worst is behind me and my family. But thanks :)

--Edit-- Massive thanks for all the awards and kind words. And the puns! Love 'em.

EDIT: I am continuing to add to the master list of links in the main post as I do more research.

This is a comment I make frequently (US specific), so I thought I’d add it here. I’ve helped a number of strangers find sliding-scale places in their areas. My partner once went for free for two years because of his financial situation. I recently helped someone else find a good therapist in their area for $30 a session.

So if you feel like you need help—depression, anxiety, grief, trauma, etc—but don’t think you can afford it, make sure that’s not the case. I’m happy to help anyone look into their options.

Another great resource if you’re in the States is NAMI. You can literally text them for resources in your area.

Finally, we tend to treat the brain differently than other parts of the body. As I often say to my students who are struggling, if you had low blood sugar, would you yell at it to raise itself? A broken foot? Of course not. You’d go to the doctor. The same should apply to the brain. There is no shame in seeking help. I’m fact, I’d argue it’s courageous.

Hugs to everyone who’s struggling.

Edit: many people are reaching out to me via message. I will do my best to help each and every one of you, but please be a little patient; the floodgates have opened.

Also, I’m proud of every single person who has had the courage to reach out, is now seeking therapy, or is even thinking about therapy. Make yourself a priority. You’re worth it.

Edit #2: Y’all are amazing. Thank you to everyone for the awards.

Edit #3: my phone is about to die, and I need to rest for a while (I’m quite ill). But I will be back later on, so don’t hesitate to reach out.

Edit #4: I’m going to go cuddle my dog and shut my brain down for the night, but I’ll be back tomorrow to keep responding to DMs and comments. Rest well, y’all.

Edit #5: Lists I’ve put together for folks. Thought I’d add this in case anyone was afraid to reach out but lives in one of these areas. :

General resource:

Text NAMI, as they may be aware of resources I’m not. Still, this is a starting place.

https://www.nami.org/Blogs/NAMI-Blog/September-2016/How-Texting-Can-Help-Save-a-Life

Virtual:

https://www.betterhelp.com

https://openpathcollective.org (I’m told this is the more affordable of the virtual options)

It’s worth noting that many places are doing virtual therapy because of covid.

**San Anto

But Bill kept the Windows

True story; it even happened last night. My 5-year-old son walks up behind me and out of the blue says, "hey."

I turn to him and say, "yeah, kiddo? What's up?"

He responds, "it's dead grass."

I'm really confused and trying to figure out what's wrong and what he wants from me. "What? There's dead grass? What's wrong with that?"

.

.

.

He says, totally straight-faced, "hay is dead grass," and runs off.

You officially hit rock bottom

No it doesn't.

Now it’s syncing.

He replied, "Well, stop going to those places then!"

I will find you. You have my Word.

“thank you for your cervix.”

...sails are going through the roof.

A taxi

Mods said I'm a cereal reposter...

But now I stand corrected.

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6639. Personal Finance, 2nd Edition: Robert B. Walker & Kristy Walker

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6641. University Calculus: Early Transcendentals, 4th Edition: Joel R. Hass & Christopher E. Heil & Przemyslaw Bogacki & Maurice D. Weir

6642. Experience Communication, 2nd Edition: Jeffrey T. Child & Judy C. Pearson & Paul E Nelson

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6644. Work in the 21st Century: An Introduction to Industrial and Organizational Psychology, 6th Edition: Jeffrey M. Conte & Frank J. Landy

6645. Blueprints Neurology (Blueprints Series), Fifth Edition: Frank Drislane

6646. Lippincott Review: Pediatric Nursing, Fifth Edition: Mary Muscari

6647. The St. Martin's Guide to Writing, Twelfth Edition: Rise B. Axelrod & Charles R. Cooper

6648. GMAT Prep Plus 2020: 6 Practice Tests + Proven Strategies + Online + Mobile: Kaplan Test Prep

6649. Personal Finance, Fourth Canadian Edition (4th Edition): Jeff Madura & Hardeep Singh Gill

6650. Parent-Child Relations: Context, Research, and Application, 4th Edition: Phyllis Heath

6651. Microeconomics: Theory and Applications with Calculus, 3rd Edition: Jeffrey M. Perloff

6652. The Culture of AI: Everyday Life and the Digital Revolution, 1st Edition: Anthony Elliott

6653. C++ Programming: An Object-Oriented Approach, 1st Edition: Behrouz A. Forouzan

6654. Applied Machine Learning, 1st Edition: M Gopal

6655. Reichman's Emergency Medicine Procedures, 3rd Edition: Eric F. Reichman

6656. Teaching Language in Context, 2nd Edition: Beverly Derewianka & Pauline Jones

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I would have a daughter

And then you will all be sorry.

She said how do you know he was headed to work?

Wait. Sorry, wrong sub.