Christmas calendar Puns

A list of puns related to "Christmas calendar"

Sorry this is a day late, but I made a Christmas Puns advent calendar from QR codes and I wanted to share it with everyone. pdfhost.io/v/TQuSCzy.W_Ad…
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👤︎ u/Leron4551
📅︎ Dec 02 2020
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Why is christmas time the best time to make an online dad-joke filled advent calendar?

Because it's the most punderful time of the year!

Link to calendar for those who want it: https://pdfhost.io/v/TQuSCzy.W_AdventCalendar2020pdf.pdf

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👤︎ u/Leron4551
📅︎ Dec 02 2020
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Why aren't Southern Rail employees getting advent calendars this Christmas?

Cause they can't decide who's responsible for opening the doors.

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👤︎ u/Clbull
📅︎ Dec 05 2018
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I bought a photo calendar for my dad this Christmas and it's really not a safe purchase for a gift..

.. It can't be returned and only comes with a one year warranty.

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👤︎ u/skaermtroldenhugo
📅︎ Dec 24 2015
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Mom get's a calendar for Christmas

Dad - What's in it?

Brother - January, February, March...

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👤︎ u/coltsfan141
📅︎ Dec 25 2013
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Not my dad, or a dad at all, but still...

Talking about Christmas, and advent calendars. Then my work colleague comes up with this incredibly cheesy line:

"I think advent calendars aren't as popular in this country nowadays. maybe they are past their time and their days are numbered!"

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👤︎ u/noafro1991
📅︎ Dec 02 2013
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