A list of puns related to "Christmas angels"
No Hell, No Hell!
Because he died on the toilet
The cashier asks "are you putting it up yourself?"
The angel replies "yes."
She opens the front door and there is a huge log on a chain contraption that can ram castle gates. Confused, she looks past the medieval device to see her boyfriend standing in the front yard surrounded by dozens of male sheep and holding two tickets to skybox seats for football in Los Angeles.
He holds his arms wide and asks, "what do you think?"
She smiles and says, "Thank you for the rams but all I want for Christmas is ewe."
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