One look at medusa can get one rock hard
What rock group has four men but doesn’t sing?
Mount Rushmore.
This joke was probably posted before, but Happy Fourth of July! 🇺🇸
Why do atheists own more cats than christians?
Because it’s illegal to own a Christian
It’s kind of sad that Christianity, Judaism, and Islam have been fighting each other for centuries.
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
Why do many Christians have cats?
Because most of them are Catholics.
What taste better? A rock from earth or a rock from space?
Space rocks are a little meteor.
(edit: grammar)
Why can't some Christians be vegan?
They can't seem to stomach seitan.
Might be an old one that someone else's said but it made me chuckle.
My friend who's a big Bon Jovi fan has recently converted to Christianity
Now he's always livin' on a prayer
Queen of Rock
Lately I've been hearing people call Miley Cyrus out as queen of rock. One could argue many of th classics, but let's face it there is only one queen of Rock...
Freddy Mercury
What do you call a shaking space ship with the Rock in it? A Rock-it
Its hard as a rock being a dad.
Always taken for granite.
Hard to keep Track of stuff
What's the difference between a mime and a large rock?
One's a little timid, one's a little boulder.
When you are at rock bottom in life...
What's a rock guitarist's favorite cheese?
I saw a sign that said falling rocks...
so I tried, and it doesn't.
What do you call a rock that was ejected into space?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
My wife- it's hard to say what she does.
She sells seashells by the seashore.
New father here.
Our newborn was sleeping on my chest yesterday. She woke up crying. "Woke up on the wrong side of the dad huh?" I said. She stopped crying.... Felt good.
Whats it called when you destroy a ton of rocks?
My brother was waying his two rocks…
But the scale wasn’t turning on so my dad said
“Son you don’t need to way them, you can clearly see there two stone”
We all burst out laughing
What’s the difference between light and hard?
I can sleep with a light on.
What do you call a Greek Christian who marries into a Jewish family?
I listen to Australian rock way too much...
This may not be the right sub for this, if so mods do your thing but my girlfriend, who has worked hard all her life to be a top ranked tennis player, just broke up with me.
I guess love means nothing to her.
Why do couples always have such a hard time camping together?
My friend was on a hike and the trail was covered in rocks and boulders when he started feeling a sharp pain in his kidneys.
He started to feel better after he passed the first stone.
My girlfriend and I have had a hard breakup lately. She decided to work for the government.
A file on my hard drive. File too big, need a bigger drive, seems corrupted too.
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What does someone say when they like rocks?
A Nun is trying to become a radio show host. But it's hard because they are Trans.
I keep telling them that Trans-sister radio shows are just not in right now.
My kids were impressed when I made a joke about hard boiled eggs.
I guess they thought it was a solid yoke.
The cops in my town are having a hard time catching the thieves who are stealing futons from stores.
They are probably lying low.
Why is golf so hard to watch?
Because it’s plot is full of holes
My two sons 5&8 are playing Minecraft this morning on survival. They are working hard together to build their mansion. I crossed the room in front of the TV to grab my phone as they are balanced high on a wall constructing a roof. My son screams out, “Dad get out of the way!”
I said, “You’re the ones blocking!”
Rock bottom
If you hit the butt of The Rock (Dwayne Johnson), haven't you hit rock bottom?
rock and roll puns are so lit.
What do you call the christian version of the A-Team?
What rock group consists of four guys that don't sing?
Which rock group has four guys who can’t sing or play instruments?
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