A steampunk.
Neither have i.
Then how can it choo choo?
Complements of my 6 year old.
I think I managed to cover my tracks.
Because they Chewchew
No, he covered his tracks.
(Thought of this this morning go easy on me!)
I learned next to nothing.
I said, βIβm not sure; itβs hard to keep track.β
A loco motive.
He said "I'm going to choo choo"
He choo it
Kingβs Crustacean π
I said, "Canβt say for sure, itβs so hard to keep track!"
He had loco motives
His name is.....
Choo choo Twain!
She asked, βDo you want anything to eat, Mr. Bear?β
In my best bear voice, I replied, βNo thanks, Iβm stuffed.β
I told her: No, it's growing on me
Lots of training
Dick and Bob caught a bunny.
Choo-choo thirty, I'd say.
They were still arguing when the train hit them tho π
Because it choo Choos.
Achoo choo train!
Choo Choo, was born at 3:30pm today weighing 6lb 8oz.
One goes CHOO-CHOO and the other goes SPIT THAT GUM OUT!
You should have choo chood.
"Revolting!"
So, we're driving up a tree-lined street where people often have wedding/family photos taken. It's lined with live oaks and is pretty beautiful. That prompted this conversation.
12 y/o daughter: Why do people sometimes get their wedding photos taken on train tracks? That doesn't make sense.
Me: Because they choo-choose to? [with a debt to Ralphie Wiggam]
6 y/o daughter (Loud groan): Papi, that's a terrible joke.
Me: So you think you could engineer a better one if I train you?
12 y/o: Dad why do you always make these awful jokes?
Me: Because I've got loco motives!
At that point I started laughing so hard I couldn't come up with anymore.
AhChoo-D2
Na-choo
So I asked my Russian friend what the Ρ conjugation for Ρ ΠΎΡΠ΅ΡΡ is, to which he replied Ρ ΠΎΡΡ which is pronounced like ho-choo and I then said "bless you."
Choo-Choona
A-choo choo!
I said, βIβm not sure. Itβs so hard to keep track.β
I think I managed to cover my tracks.
I said, βI'm not sure; it's hard to keep track.β
You choo
βHow many trains have you derailed to date?β I replied βItβs hard to keep track.β
It goes Choo Choo!
His name was Choo Choo
Choo Choo!
