10 Hilarious Childhood Memories Puns

A favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandpa...

Until my mom hid the urn from me.

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👤︎ u/andersonfmly

📅︎ Oct 13 2020

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My earliest childhood memory is visiting the eye doctor and getting my glasses.

Life before that was a blur.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Oct 07 2018

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My earliest childhood memory is when my dad took me to the store to get prescription glasses.

Life before that is a blur.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jan 05 2020

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I have some happy childhood memories of my dad putting us inside tires and rolling us downhill.

Those were the Good Years.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Aug 01 2019

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I remember our childhood quite fondly. My favorite memory is when Dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.

Those were the Good Years.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Feb 08 2019

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Getting my kite stuck in a tree is not one of my favourite childhood memories.

But it’s definitely up there.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Mar 11 2019

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A mom joke from my childhood

I'm too young to remember this one but it's one of my sisters favorite childhood memories. She's asked that I share it with you.

My mom was in the kitchen one afternoon making lunch for the family. She asked my dad what he wanted to eat and he replied "a light sandwich"

My mom then proceeded to put a small light bulb in his sandwich (small enough to not be super noticeable.

My sister, probably about 5 years old, was in a fit of giggles as she had noticed this. He took off the top slice of bread and saw the light bulb and just stared at my mom.

"Well...you did say you wanted a light sandwich"

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👤︎ u/mandino788

📅︎ Jun 13 2014

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My earliest clear childhood memory is going with my parents to the eye doctor.

Life before that is a blur.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Mar 30 2019

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One of my favorite childhood memories is when my dad used to roll us down the hill inside of a tire.

Those were the Goodyears.

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👤︎ u/NoneMoreHip

📅︎ Sep 24 2019

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I have fond memories of my childhood when Dad used to roll us down a hill inside spare car tires.

Those were the Good Years.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jun 19 2019

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