What do you use to charge an electric Honda?
30% off!? But they are free of charge 🤔
What kind of fee does the Queen of England charge when she knights someone?
Police have arrested a local homeopathic doctor on a suspected drug charge.
Several of his patients were allegedly high on quack cocaine.
How did the novelist try to get out of a hit-and-run charge?
"Your Honor, it was a dark and stormy night.."
I need to charge my watch
It’s been dead for I don’t know how long.
SHEEP: okay you’re in charge of keeping the flock together ME: what ?
What do you call the fish in charge of healthcare?
I really want to charge you guys for a roof joke
But I can't cause it's on the house
Who's in charge of all the down-voters?
How do duck lawyers charge their fees?
How much does a podiatrist charge?
They charge money to put air in your tires at the gas station now, it used to be free!
What did the pirate say when asked which cable he used to charge his phone, causing the ice caps to melt and submerge the entire United States.
USB-C
Source: Came up with this myself whilst talking pirate to my 11 year old. (It happens sometimes). Forgive me…
The police managed to capture the bank robbers and free all nine hostages, thanks to one of the robbers who turned on his mates. When asked for a comment the officer in charge simply said...
A snitch in time saves nine.
How much did the pirate charge for his corn?
Universities book stores charge double what you can get them for elsewhere
It's textbook price gauging.
I’m in charge of the reader board at work
A police officer was fired after knocking over a salt shaker to charge his cell phone at a diner.
Ignoring a salt and battery charges violate department policy.
Who is in charge of the sprinklers?
When my doctor told me my plastic surgery was free of charge
The look on my face was priceless
My hotel tried to charge me extra for the use of the air conditioner.
Robin: “The Batmobil isn’t starting!” Batman: “Did you charge the battery?”
Robin: “What the hell is a tery?”
How did the tagger beat the graffiti charge?
He convinced the judge the wall was stationary.
What do you charge a pirate to pierce his ears?
Police are warning electric car drivers their cars have enough charge for the entire journey.
If you run out of electricity, you could be charged.
Last night my wife asked me to charge her phone
She wasn't very impressed when I asked if $50 was fair.
I heard they stopped charging to put bandaids on in the hospital, but they still charge to take them off.
I don't know, but that sounds like a rip-off to me!
Who is in charge of the pencil box?
The ruler
Credit to my elementary school niece
So my hotel just tried to charge me ten extra dollars for air conditioning..
Went to the petrol station the other day to put air in my tires and they wanted to charge me £4 for it, so I went inside to ask why its so expensive...
"inflation", is what the guy said
My friend thought having his boat pulled to a lagoon would be free of charge. But, no...
When the cast of Friends goes out on a boat, why does Phoebe always get put in charge of propulsion?
Because Lisa Kudrow (could row).
I just made that up yesterday at work after greeting a colleague with the same first name. Its original to me but feels obvious enough that I'm sure I'm not the first to think of it, especially after 20 years.
I know why Tesla's are expensive. They charge a lot.
Why did the battalion charge into battlefield?
What was the man who installs granite tops in Kitchens charge with?
What is the charge for beating someone with a bottle of olive oil and a can of chick peas ?
For Sale. Old batteries, free of charge.
How much do Floridians charge the UK for soda?
Hey look, free of charge!
How much does a pirate charge to pierce an ear?
Robin: “The Batmobil isn’t starting!” Batman: “Did you charge the battery?”
Robin: “What the hell is a tery?”
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