I once ran a YouTube channel showing people how to flamboyantly deal poker hands
Unfortunately no one was impressed with the way they saw me put three cards face-up.
It was a flop.
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An English cat named ABC challenges a French cat named 123 to a swim across the English Channel, from the UK to France. They both swim hard, but only the English cat makes it. What happened to the other cat?
Well, un deux trois quatre cinq.
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︎ Oct 07 2022
My son wants to start a YouTube channel about potatoes.
He says he'll be the first tuber-Tuber.
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︎ Nov 20 2022
I just started a YouTube channel about viruses.
I guess you could say Iβm a real influenz-er
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︎ Aug 29 2022
I just a news channel discussing the controversial song about the lake filled with wood. The headline was...
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︎ Aug 20 2022
I'm starting a new YouTube nature themed channel about various molds and fungi and would love this group's support!
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︎ Apr 02 2022
My friend has a YouTube channel about werewolves, so if you're a fan,
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︎ Dec 03 2021
My dad was watching the weather channel in one room and my mom was in the other. The weatherman was a Russian named Rudolph. My dad yelled to my mom, "Hey honey I think it's gonna rain tomorrow!" To which she replied "How do you know?"
He said, "I'm watching the weather channel and Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear"
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︎ Dec 24 2021
Two cats, one french one english had a race across the channel.
The english cat, known by her owners as 123 won. Because the french cat, known by his owners as an du twa, cat sank.
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︎ Jan 20 2022
What do you call a potato with a YouTube channel?
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︎ Jul 24 2021
A wolf started a YouTube channel, at the end of every video he says β¦
βMake sure to Lycan subscribeβ
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︎ Jul 07 2021
The Discovery Channel is starting a new reality show in a bodybuilder gym where they take away their protein supplements...
...There's No Whey I'm missing that one.
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︎ Nov 12 2021
My dermatologist who lives in the small community across the river, has for a long time been happily sharing driving and riding the underwater channel to work with other downtown professionals.
Recently, however due to other driver irresponsibility, he has suffered a car pool tunnel syndrome.
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︎ Oct 23 2021
When you're in a relationship, you don't need a secure channel to talk to your partner.
Communication is already encrypted.
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︎ Dec 01 2021
Just finished reading a book on Channel swimming.
It was written by Francis Near.
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︎ Dec 14 2020
The ESPN Network should have a channel for drama and theatre
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︎ Jun 03 2020
They actually made a KFC movie on the Hallmark channel
Itβs suppose to be a romance but donβt be surprised if thereβs some Fowl play.
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︎ Dec 09 2020
If an ocean forms a channel through a body of land, and no one's around to hear it...
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︎ Apr 20 2018
I had a YouTube channel where I talked about famous painters, but YouTube took it down
I've been de-Monet-tized.
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︎ Apr 26 2020
Whats a good Spanish sports channel?
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︎ Sep 29 2020
Haven't been able to find the channel changer in a few days
It must be in a remote location
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︎ May 09 2020
My college friend got accepted to a social group by having to float out in the bay to mark a channel for their boats....
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︎ May 29 2020
The weatherman for our local TV channel broke both his arms and his legs in a car accident.
He is calling in from the hospital with his four casts.
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︎ May 29 2020
Thinking of starting a make-up channel
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︎ May 14 2019
Iβm going to start a YouTube channel where I critique bottled water...
Itβs an untapped market.
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︎ Oct 19 2019
Looking for help with a punny channel name
Hi I'm an artist and i want to start a youtube channel with timelapses of my art! Since i mainly draw videogame characters i thought it would be a good idea to have a pun of something about art/drawing/illustration and video games. If anyone has a suggestion I'd love to hear! Thank you!
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︎ Jan 06 2015
I created a YouTube channel where I (soflty) use my dog as a percussive instrument.
The channel is called "Heavy Petting."
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︎ Dec 08 2018
What happens when a streaming site buys the weather channel?
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︎ May 09 2018
I watch the History Channel a lot. Iβve become an expert, actually. Ask me anything,
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︎ Jul 04 2019
What tv channel does a Nazi hate most
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︎ Sep 28 2017
During a Rather Gassy Afternoon Watching The History Channel With My Daughter
Me: "I'm kind of like Egypt."
Daughter: "How's that?"
Me: "We both have toot-in-common."
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︎ Feb 01 2015
Me and my dad were channel surfing, we see a documentary about history of women in America, he says....
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︎ Dec 01 2013
Two cats, One Two Three and Un Deux Trois have a race across the English Channel. Who won?
Two cats, One Two Three and Un Deux Trois have a race across the English Channel. Who won? One Two Three, because Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinq!
Told by my physics teacher, who is a dad himself.
PS: If you don't know French numbers
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