I ate a few too many chickpeas.

Now I falafel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bgva
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2022
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My wife said I could never drive a car made out of spaghetti.

You should of seen her face when I drove pasta.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theoriginalclarky
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2022
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I recently went to a joke bar with a couple of friends...

Persons volunteer to tell jokes and whoever laughs has to pay $5. Since my friends and I were all lovers of quality humor, we accepted this challenge.

The guy proceeds to tell his joke and I've never laughed so hard in my life, my friends had tears in their eyes as well, from this clever witty joke.

We all proceed to grab our cash and pay him to which he replied:

"Don't worry about it guys, the joke's on me"

I gave him my wallet.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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