Because of corn flaking evidence.
Therefore, milk is a cereal killer.
He would be a cereal killer
“...cereal killer.”
A cereal killer
A cereal killer.
Because they heard there was a cereal killer on the loose.
It was a cereal killer.
What do you call a person who eats cereal every morning
A cereal killer
(I know it's not very original but I wanted to post this classic)
I asked her, "What kind of psycho eats cereal in the dark?"
"A cereal killer" she replied.
I have taught her well.
I'm serious, it made the news headlines "Cereal killer sixth victim"
It was a cereal killer.
They said he was a cereal killer
There once was a serial killer who only killed girls named Jenna.
He was arrested and charged with Jenna-cide.
(Wrote that this morning. I'm not proud of it at all.)
But I can’t help it that I’m a cereal killer.
So he has probably killed people
Making him a Cereal Killer
When the police showed up, everything was in disarray. Employees were panicked. Family members were present, and crying. The lead detective approached the scene of the crime to see what happened. Milk was spilled all over the floor, and spoons were scattered everywhere. The detective spoke after a moment of thinking and said, “This appears to be the work of a cereal killer.”
My neighbor told the cops that I'm a cereal killer
I’m a real cereal killer.
Guess he was a cereal killer.
When you are being stalked by a cereal killer.
He was murdered by a cereal killer.
They are looking for a cereal killer.
You're a cereal killer
We've done a bunch of these lists on my podcast Shoddy Radio in the past including "Cars and Stars" (Steve Mitsubuscemi, Jean Claude Grand Am), "Groups and Poops" (Stool, The Brown Stripes), and "Chicks and Dicks" (Sigourney Wiener, Dickey Lake). Anyway, I thought some folks here might appreciate these and want to throw in some ideas. So far for our next list "Criminal Acts & Delectable Snacks" we've got Bacon and Entering, First Degree Burger, Child CornDography, Statutory Crepes and a few others I can't remember right now. Any submissions?
Police are searching for a cereal killer.
So I'm poring my grandma a bowl of cereal, I spilt some on the floor, when I moved to pick it up I stepped on a bunch of it. My grandma looks me straight in the eyes and says "look now you're a cereal killer"
I started dieing laughing, she didn't get it.
Now, I am officially a cereal killer.
Because he was a cereal killer.
doesnt it make the milk a cereal killer?
A cereal killer.
Now I'm a cereal killer
