A list of puns related to "Cathie Ryan"
This Saturday at 7pm Eastern (4pm Pacific) the NAGF is hosting exhibition matches between North American Pros and some of the top players from the next generation. Watch the games on OGS, and enjoy some live commentary from Hajin Lee on the AGA twitch channel.
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CTC, LLC. Chicago Trading Company - Hedge Fund
I was looking at this company a few weeks ago before the 6/30/2021 13F filings were posted on the SEC website. Originally, I thought I wasn't reading it correctly or someone had made a minor mistake. Nonetheless, I still found it kind of weird because the difference between the filing format of the 12/31/2020 13F and the 3/31/2021 13F was noticeably different.
December's 13 F filing was very neat, clean, and gave you all the information without needing to dig for it. The font was all the same color right at the top they gave you the compliance officers name and displayed the portfolio value (probably proudly, like fuq yuh check dis big dick energy out, we return more than your dad does when he said he is going to the gas station for cigarettes). Below the portfolio value total, you have a Holdings Table that shows all of their positions, and again it was really easy to look at and read and interpret. They were holding such stocks as Apple, Amazon, SPY - you know your typical blue-chip powerhouse stocks. But there were also some stocks that you would probably consider to be “Reddit stocks” such as NIO, Palantir, and Tesla. A+ folio in my book, Cathie Wood vibe almost. Whatya know, they were holding the ARK ETF TR :).
Recap:
Reporting Period: 12/31/2020
Portfolio Value: $3,114,929,000
Filing Format: Normal, not weird
So moving on to the March 13 F filing - Immediately upon opening it, I thought I was looking at a different form type than the one I was previously looking at a few minutes ago. So I went back to the December form and double-checked.
December: SEC FORM 13F-HR
March: SEC FORM 13F-HR
Ok, same form. Why does March look like someone made this with a computer running a crayon-based operating system, printed it, faxed it over to themselves, scanned it as a PDF and finally uploaded it to the SEC website (compared to December)? Maybe it is not the same company?
December: Form 13F File Number: 028-13225
March: Form 13F File Number: 028-13225
No, it is the same one… well what the frick then. Now there is a blue font, the formatting is all over the place and I don’t see where their Holding Table is. Oh wait, I found it. A tiny little button marked as “form13fInfo_20210401.html” hyperlinks you to a separate window.
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... keep reading on reddit ➡Road Dogg, Ace Steel, Ryan Katz
Cathy Corino (also known as Allison Danger)
*updated 1/6 - 6:47pm EST
You can watch the trailer here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Khr7dbuBjuE
Prior to The Keepers, I directed The Case Against 8, a behind-the-scenes look at the five-year battle to overturn Proposition 8 as well as Serena, a year in the life of tennis legend Serena Williams. So, AMA!
Proof: https://i.redd.it/ilvt1kbi0czy.jpg
I will be here to answer your questions at 10am PT/1pm ET.
EDIT: Hey thanks so much for participating in the AMA. I'm glad the series is having an impact. The main reason all of the brave survivors participated was to make sure this never happens again to other children. I hope the series leads to some form of justice for them, and answers for Sister Cathy's family. If you want to continue the conversation, pls join our Facebook group http://www.thekeepersgroup.com If you are a survivor or first responder that wants more information or resources you can visit: http://www.thekeepersimpact.com Thank you! Ryan White
Gather 'round again fellow retards and autists. SIR JACK A LOT is back with a sequel to last year’s Magnum Dong Opus on turning $35K to $1.75M (50X) in 2020 by going all-in on a single stock all-shares.
In this post I share my journey from $1.75M to $8M in 2021 and announce my official retirement from trading. Read on for receipts and an epic tale of blue balls to hard-on erection and a climactic finale.
My secret? Post-nut clarity.
Privacy is important to me. I wish to stay anonymous. This is not financial advice, just my story.
My portfolio swings like an elephant’s dong every month. It’s just numbers on a screen
Total cumulative gains/loss from each stock. Hello my 1 GME share!
Let’s set the stage. Remember December 2020 ya’ll?
I sold 88,233 shares GME at $15.50 for some random dog toy in a box company. There were no apes yet, just Ryan Cohen buying more shares with hopes of a company turnaround. There were record COVID cases, vaccines were just approved, and there was even a British virus mutation on the way that turned out to be Delta!
History was made in January 2021. Ryan Cohen joins the board on Jan 11. GME shoots +12% to $20 and then another +57% to $31. The media picks up the story and Elon Musk tweets “Gamestonk” and to the moon we go! Another +51% to $65. Then +92% to $150. And a deep fuck
... keep reading on reddit ➡Good morning everyone. Yesterday and the past 3-4 weeks has been very rough, we have had a few good days in the market but it mostly has been pretty red. We can gap up early but eventually we are down. On July 8th 2021 I officially did a lot of research and analyzed the market caps of giants and there effect on the market. Here is the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21AldKExEMc&t=5s
On May 12th of 2021 I went from having mostly offensive and neutral stocks in “Plays” to having a defensive/super defensive list: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MV3506bGG4&t=76s
Please view these videos to have a heads up of ideas and what/why I did so, the thought process of major shifts. I have sprinkled posts/videos alarming everyone to be cautious, why? Steps I am taking etc…
Trust me, it hurts me when I get messages from people that they are losing money or are down heavy. I have generals, at least 5 of the 50 that are extremely disheartened… Please do not be, remember this is a long term plan. Unless you think you are going to double your money, triple it and leave for good! 99% of people that start making money, lots of money, do not risk manage [causing greed] and they will lose most if not all of it. I may make a video about this.
I spent about 2 hours yesterday…..I was very saddened by some messages, I did have to use words of confidence. You do not know me well…. This isn’t about “I told you so.” It isn’t about I need credit for knowing what was going to happen, way before it happened. I have been trading as a kid since the 90s. This is not a new game for me, after GME/AMC do trust I have seen it all. I repeat myself because people get hurt, badly…. And everyone reflects in hindsight and asks me or tells me, I wish I did this, I wish I did that, you were right…No, I don’t need the confirmation, or assurance, trust me, in my mind, I am the best, this is Lebron James of the market, no, this is not an ego stroke. Lebron James already knows he is the best, he doesn’t need Charles Barkley or Shaq to say he is great. He does not need lesser players to acknowledge his calls or basketball IQ…. I am doing this to engrain your minds!!! Not my own. I follow at least 50 traders on Twitter, and I would say maybe 45 even 49 are just momentum traders and only star in a bull market, but then again so does everyone!!! I do not need their confirmatio
... keep reading on reddit ➡Good morning everyone. I have a new member on the Elite team that is new to trading and that is ok. She is a female and very eager to be great. I believe she will put the necessary effort into being a great trader. Please understand I write these posts “Daily Plays”, “Tools to Arm Traders” have videos about every situation because it actually does hurt me when a member of the sub loses money. It happens daily to a lot of subs, yesterday a sub mentioned in the chat that they are down on the year, and they can not do this anymore… Please understand I do not mock anyone. If I repeat the same things over and over again, write similar posts and make videos to hammer a theme it is because I do not want people to lose money, I have been trading since forever I have seen the games, I have heard the ridiculous rhetoric from TV heads, CFO’s analysts. I have laughed at CEO’s [and if I ever get big enough I will smile and smirk in their face] do believe I will not be star struck in front of Elon Musk, Ryan Cohen, Adam Aaron, Warren Buffet… Why does that matter to you? Because I see thru their lies and fairy tell futures they sell the public/CNBC to increase their share price and get super rich on crap! No, I did not get up at 4:30AM angry about life.. I got up today at 4:30AM to take a peek at premarket, read some earnings news and THINK VERY HARD WHAT I CAN DO OR SAY TO HELP OTHERS AVOID THESE PITFALLS FROM OTHER SUBS, OTHER TRADERS. I am not saying do not speculate, I am saying be very careful on what you speculate with.. I am thinking about just providing hot money for my Elite team because I do not want newbies getting crushed on crap companies.. No, I should not be allowed to decide what people see, what people trade, how they feel… hence I allow people to post crap, because I do not feel it is right for a mod to do this… But I do not want to be the reason even if the % is just 1% that someone decided to hop in garbage and is taking a loss.
Click on Daily Plays
Tools to arm in order to stack greens
Look for weekend recaps
Try to see my mindset and why I take certain positions. Once you find a post with this headline you can click it and read the posts.. Do trust this is not am EGO thing, I want you all to be better traders. Watch the videos…When you shop for new jeans, new clothes, you will check for bargains. Want a new computer or TV hours….. but to buy a grenade and invest thousands you wont do DD???? WTF, this is your money not mine, I should not feel s
... keep reading on reddit ➡Hi all. Please see a large list of personal finance, investing, estate planning, insurance, and crypto (web3/defi) podcasts (and their youtube channels as well, if applicable). The first column is a link to the google podcasts, the second column is a link to their youtube channel (if they have one), the third column includes the hosts names and designations, and the fourth column includes the type (personal finance, investing, etc)
Podcasts (Audio) | Podcasts (Youtube Channel) | Hosts | Type |
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Ready For Retirement | Root Financial Partners | James Conole, CFP | Personal Finance |
Hack Your Wealth | Personal Finance Tips | Andrew Chen | Personal Finance |
The Rational Reminder Podcast | The Rational Reminder Podcast | Ben Felix, CFA, CFP / Cameron Passmore | Investing |
Money Guy Show | The Money Guy Show | J Brian Preston, CPA, CFP / Bo Hanson, CFA, CFP | Personal Finance |
Your Money Your Wealth | Your Money, Your Wealth | Joe Anderson, CFP / Al Clopine, CPA | Personal Finance |
The Long Term Investor | Peter Lazaroff | Peter Lazaroff, CFA, CFP | Personal Finance |
The Wise Money Show | Wise Money Show | Kevin Korhorn CFP / Mike Bernard CFP / Joshua Gregory CFP | Personal Finance |
Retirement Starts Today | Retirement Starts Today | Bernjamin Brandt, CFP | Personal Finance |
[ETF Prime](https://pod |
Mon, 10th Jan 2022 07:00
RNS Number : 8471X Canadian Overseas Petroleum Ltd 10 January 2022
Canadian Overseas PetroleumConfirms Significant Oil Discovery
London, United Kingdom; Calgary, Canada: January 10, 2022 - Canadian Overseas Petroleum Limited ("COPL" or the "Company") (XOP: CSE) & (COPL: LSE), an international oil and gas exploration, production and development company with operations focused in Wyoming, USA, announces a significant conventional light oil discovery at its Wyoming asset. In addition, COPL provides an operational update on its Barron Flats Shannon Field production.
Highlights of the significant conventional light oil discovery
Following the announcements by the Company in August and November 2021, discovery has been confirmed on COPL's large leasehold position in Converse and Natrona Counties, Wyoming in four (4) Frontier Fm. (1&2) and one (1) Dakota Fm sand(s).
· COPL currently estimates the total reservoir volume of the discovery to be 1.5 billion to 1.9 billion Bbl. of Oil in Place ("OIP"), of which 1.275 billion to 1.64 billion Bbl. of OIP underlays COPL lands
· Production has already commenced from the Dakota Fm, the lowermost reservoir sand in the BFU 14-30VF discovery well (100% WI) at 100-120 Bbl. oil/d
Arthur Millholland, President & CEO of COPL, commented:
"We acquired Atomic Oil & Gas in January 2021 aware of the significant exploration upside, however the acquisition rationale and financial model reflected a long-term production flow from existing wells of 5,000 barrels per day. Since then, we have increased production from the existing wells and accelerated our exploration program which has resulted in today's announced discovery. This highlights the potential for the Wyoming asset to generate long-term production on a scale many multiples greater than our original expectation."
"We are delighted that this discovery reflects the scale of previous discoveries made over my career and in particular, the North Sea. We estimate the Frontier element of the discovery to cover an area of approximately 51 square miles with the capacity of up to three horizontal wells per square mile each initially producing 1,000 - 3,000 barrels per day. We plan a phased production program and have already applied for permits covering four horizontal wells. We will use internal resources to cover the initial costs of development whilst full field development plans are evaluated. This d
... keep reading on reddit ➡Ocasio-Cortez tests positive for breakthrough COVID-19 case
>Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) announced Sunday that she tested positive for COVID-19 in at least the fourth breakthrough case among congresspeople this weekend.
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>In a statement Sunday, Ocasio-Cortez’s office said the congresswoman is experiencing symptoms and is recovering at home.
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>“The Congresswoman received her booster shot this Fall, and encourages everyone to get their booster and follow all CDC guidance,” Ocasio-Cortez’s office added.
Vaxxed House | Vaxxed Senate | Other House | Other Senate |
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35 / 314 * | 7 / 95 * | ~124 * | ~5 * |
Breakthroughs | Breakthroughs | ||
Sharice Davids (D-KS) ^(1) | Lindsey Graham (R-SC) ^(3) | ||
Ralph Norman (R-SC) ^(2) | Roger Wicker (R-MS) ^(5) | ||
Vern Buchanan (R-FL) ^(4) | Angus King (I-ME) ^(5) | ||
Troy Nehls (R-TX) ^(6) | John Hickenlooper (D-CO) ^(5) | ||
Mike Doyle (R-PA) ^(7) | Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) ^(18) | ||
Darren Soto (R-FL) ^(8) | Cory Booker (D-NJ) ^(18) | ||
Joe Morelle (D-NY) ^(9) | Rob Portman (R-OH) ^(34) | ||
Tim Ryan (D-OH) ^(10) | |||
Bob Latta (R-OH) ^(11) | |||
Brian Babin (R-TX) ^(12) | |||
Kelly Armstrong (R-ND) ^(13) | |||
Bob Gibbs (R-OH) ^(14) | |||
Cathy Rodgers (R-WA) ^(15) | |||
Glenn Thompson (R-PA) ^(16) | |||
Brett Guthrie (R-KY) ^(17) | |||
Jason Crow (D-CO) ^(19) | |||
Matt Cartwright (D-PA) ^(20) | |||
Nicole Malliotakis (R-NY) ^(21) | |||
Barbara Lee (D-CA) ^(22) | |||
Jim Clyburn (D-SC) ^(23) | |||
Antonio Delgado (D-NY) ^(24) | |||
Jan Schakowsky (D-IL) ^(25) | |||
Kai Kahele (D-HI) ^(26) | |||
Bobby Rush (D-IL) ^(27) | |||
Doris Matsui (D-CA) ^(28) | |||
Bill Pascrell (D-NJ) ^(29) | |||
Jesús Garcia (D-IL) ^(30) | |||
Ayanna Pressley (D-MA) ^(31) | |||
Adriano Espaillat (D-NY) ^(32) | |||
Rep. Jim Hagedorn (R-MN) ^(33) | |||
Jimmy Gomez (D-CA) ^(35) | |||
Michael McCaul (R-TX) ^(36) | |||
Sean Casten (D-IL) ^(37) | |||
Young Kim (R-CA) ^(37) | |||
Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) ^(38) |
(*) Numbers from this article and additional media mentions of members of congress getting vaccinated or confirming vaccination. Other category includes unvaxxed, partially vaxxed, previously infected and unknown, calculated by deducting from the number of seats in the body. Not all seats may have been filled. Angus King ha
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Today I found out that the original post I made on WSB last year on December 25, 2020 with 10,413 upvotes and 124 awards has been removed for some reason. This oddly happened 22 days after my perma-ban from WSB on August 8, 2021 so some mod over there must have a huge angry boner to go back and remove all trace of me.
Anyways I thought it was important to preserve the original Magnum Dong Opus in all its retarded glory for posterity, inspiration, and good jack-off material.
Looking back on this post always gives me a giant grin and a rock-hard full mast. 2021 has also treated me well so far, up to $4.8M now making that 137X in ~1.5 years! Since I've been banned from WSB, I primarily post on my Reddit profile which you can follow at https://www.reddit.com/user/SIR_JACK_A_LOT.
I also only post on Reddit, anyone that claims to be me on other social media are fake. I do not have a Twitter, StockTwits, Discord, or anything else.
I've also gained some rivals competing for #8DigitsOrBust, check us out at https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRaceTo10Million/!
Stay tuned for "Magnum Dong Opus 2: Post-Nut Ascension" coming to your sticky hands on Christmas Day 2021
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How I went from $35K to $1.75M (50X) in less than a year
Gather 'round retards and autists. Grab a mug of eggnog, find a cozy corner in your mom's basement, and enjoy the tale of SIR JACK A LOT.
In this post: I'll go over my trading history, my strategy, my philosophy, and also systematically destroy every accusation and idiotic question made against me in the last week WITH RECEIPTS. No one doubts motherfuckin SIR JACK A LOT.
Disclaimers
Privacy is important to me. I wish to stay anonymous. This is not financial advice, just my story.
Chapter 1: Crypto (2017-18)
How it all started... I threw every last dollar I had in ETH at $12 and swing traded a ton of shit coins a
... keep reading on reddit ➡Rep. Kahele tests positive for COVID, says he’s experiencing mild symptoms
>Hawaii Congressman Kai Kahele has tested positive for COVID-19.
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>Kahele, D-Hawaii, tweeted the diagnosis Sunday morning. Kahele’s infection is considered a breakthrough case as he is fully vaccinated and also received a booster.
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>"I am vaxxd, boosted & regularly test, yet unfortunately after 2 Rapid & 1 PCR, all tests show I am + with a breakthrough case. I have mild symptoms & am grateful for the protection provided against serious illness that comes from being vaxxd & boosted."
Rep. Doris Matsui Says She Has Breakthrough COVID-19 Case
>Congresswoman Doris Matsui has tested positive for COVID-19, the lawmaker announced on Wednesday.
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>"Today, I tested positive with a breakthrough COVID-19 case. I’m fully vaccinated & received my booster shot in September. I’m only experiencing mild cold-like symptoms & I'm thankful for the protection provided by the vaccine. I encourage everyone to get vaccinated & boosted."
Rep. Bill Pascrell tests positive for COVID, says it ‘spreads like wildfire’
>Rep. Bill Pascrell is Congress’ latest breakthrough COVID-19 case, with the 84-year-old announcing Thursday that he had tested positive for the virus.
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>“Today I tested positive for COVID,” Pascrell (D-NJ) said in a statement. “I am fully vaccinated and boostered. Blessedly, my symptoms are mild. I am working from home and will closely monitor my health.”
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>“Omicron spreads like wildfire and is no joke,” he added. “If you haven’t yet, get off your butt and get vaccinated and get boostered: these shots are the only reason my case is luckily mild. Don’t worry about me: get your shots!”
Congressman Jesús 'Chuy' Garcia tests positive for COVID-19 (vaccination/boost status per tweet)
>Congressman Jesús ‘Chuy’ Garcia and his wife have tested positive for COVID-19.
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>The congressman said he is experiencing mild symptoms and is quarantining.
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>He encouraged others to get vaccinated and
STATEMENT FROM CONGRESSMAN JIMMY GOMEZ ON BREAKTHROUGH COVID-19 CASE
>This week, Congressman Jimmy Gomez (CA-34) released the following statement after testing positive with a breakthrough case of COVID-19:
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>“I recently received a positive COVID-19 test, which I took in preparation for my return to Washington, DC, for the one-year anniversary of the Capitol Insurrection. Since receiving this positive test result, I have cancelled my trip and I am self-isolating at home to keep my staff and our communities safe. Fortunately, I am fully vaccinated and boosted, and I am doing fine, with only mild symptoms at this time. I will continue to serve the CA-34 community remotely until safe to resume in-person events, in accordance with CDC guidelines. During this spike in COVID-19 cases across the country, I highly encourage everyone to do their part to protect their neighbors by getting vaccinated, boosted, and by continuing to wear masks and practice social distancing.”
McCaul tests positive for COVID-19 in latest congressional breakthrough
>Rep. Michael McCaul (R-Texas) disclosed Friday that he tested positive for COVID-19 this week, becoming the latest member of Congress to contract a breakthrough case of the virus amid the current nationwide surge in cases due to the omicron variant.
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>McCaul confirmed that he is fully vaccinated and boosted and is "recovering each day." In the meantime, McCaul said he will cast votes by proxy next week "for my health and the safety of others," in accordance with public health guidelines to prevent further spread of the virus.
Two more House reps test positive (Casten and Kim) for breakthrough COVID-19 cases
>Reps. Sean Casten (D-Ill.) and Young Kim (R-Calif.) said on Saturday that they had tested positive for breakthrough cases of COVID-19, adding to a growing list of lawmakers who have contracted the virus amid the latest wave of the pandemic.
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>Casten announced that he had tested positive on Twitter, saying that he is fully vaccinated and boosted. So far, th
RE: Coon Vaxx Status for a Breakthrough Case - Sen. Lindsey Graham tests positive for COVID-19
>It appears that Graham may have exposed a number of other senators to the virus this weekend after he attended a weekend get-together hosted by Sen. Joe Manchin (D-W.Va.) on the latter's houseboat, CNN reports.
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>"Sen. Manchin is fully vaccinated and following the CDC guidelines for those exposed to a COVID-positive individual," a Manchin spokeswoman told CNN.
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>Sens. Mark Kelly (D-Ariz.) and Jacky Rosen (D-N.V.) were also at the bipartisan gathering and are now following CDC guidelines for persons exposed to a COVID-positive individual, reports Business Insider.
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>Sens. Catherine Cortez Masto (D-N.V.), John Thune (R-S.D.), and Chris Coons (D-Del.), all of whom are fully vaccinated, also attended the boat gathering. Thune has already received his test results and tested negative for COVID-19.
NOTE: Mention of vaccination status was glaringly obvious from Coons original release about his positive test (12/23), though it urged people to get vaccinated and boosted. Lisa Dejardines of reports that he is both vaccinated and boosted "per an email from his office", now three weeks after the fact. I can only independently confirm a two shot vaxx status, but not the booster.
Two more House lawmakers (Cline & Katko) test positive for COVID-19
>Reps. Ben Cline (R-Va.) and John Katko (R-N.Y.) announced separately on Monday that they had tested positive for COVID-19.
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>"I took a COVID-19 test on Saturday and the result was positive," Cline said in a statement.
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>"I have been vaccinated, and after consulting with my physician, I am taking all necessary precautions to isolate here at home in Virginia," he added in addition to thanking everyone for their support.
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>Katko announced his breakthrough COVID-19 diagnosis in a tweet.
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>"I tested positive for COVID-19 yesterday. I am fully vaccinated and boosted, and am thankfully experiencing only mild symptoms," he sai
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