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They refused to be drawn on the matter, however.
Doctor: you have a bad case of updoc
Patient: what’s updoc?
Doctor: this is more serious than I thought
I don't remember what it's from, but I do remember that the scene involved a squad of soldiers with their sergeant coming across the enemy, and it went like this:
Sergeant: Fire at will!
Private: Uh, who's Will?
Sergeant: Just shoot, you idiot!
His Chief of Staff explained to him that in the US, the First Amendment guaranteed all citizens the right to free speech, and that yes this did indeed include unflattering depictions in newspapers' editorial cartoons.
"You will be a simile, Ted"
And my animes closer..
I really Rugrat it
G u n k P o o F a n t a
But every time I leave they draw me back in..
I guess you could say I'm... ambidextrous.
http://youtu.be/IHMxAjgQuZM I spent 8 hours a day for the last week to get this tribute to dad jokes out by Father's Day. I hope it will be appreciated here.
There was Charlie everywhere. (sorry)
She said she always wants to have a ball.
http://imgur.com/FKLKTZM
Just saw this with my son on a classic sesame street episode.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhSqlMrdyMo
Awesome.
Pissed, she said something angry like "Joshua, be careful, you could have killed me!"
My dad didn't miss a beat: "Well it was an accident, so it wouldn't be considered mattress-cide anyway."
