My German friend Hans got so drunk on American light beer we had to carry him to the truck to go home...
We had to hold Hans.
A friend of mine always carries around a scale with him no matter where he goes. Anytime he meets a new person named William he throws them right on the scale. So one day I finally asked, "why do you keep doing this?" He replied.
"because where there's a Will there's a weigh."
My wife asked me what I thought of her carry-on luggage.
I said it’s one duffle!
I wasn’t allowed to bring my board game onto the aeroplane as a carry on luggage.
They said that The Risk was too big.
What does the mathematician use to carry his belongings on weekend trips?
His asymptote.
Dorothy overheard everyone saying how she can't sing "Carry on my Wayward Son" in tune and she's becoming a liability...
Looks like she's not in Kansas anymore
What did the 70s rock singer say when his son asked whether their suitcase was a carry on or a checked bag?
Carry on, my wayward son
Rivers love the little rocks on their floor so much, they carry them everywhere they go. Riveres are incredibly sedimental
I went fishing yesterday and heard on the news that the fish in the location carry a disease
I sure hope i dont catch it
Knew someone who tried to make it through airport security with a cat in their carry-on.
TSA agent asked him, "Sir, are you aware you have a cat in here?"
And he said "Well don't let the cat out of the bag!".
The mathematician finally solved the Unsolvable Subtraction Problem theorem. All the other mathematicians could carry on with their work because of it.
He really made a difference.
I carry this in my wallet on the off chance someone asks to see a picture of my kids.
I wasn’t allowed to take my board game as a carry on luggage onto the aeroplane.
They said that the Risk was too big.
I wasn’t allowed to bring in my board game as a carry on luggage on to the aeroplane.
They said the Risk was too big.
I wasn’t allowed to bring my board game on to the plane as a carry on luggage.
They said the Risk was too big.
