Carry On Wayward Son Puns

A list of puns related to "Carry On Wayward Son"

Dorothy overheard everyone saying how she can't sing "Carry on my Wayward Son" in tune and she's becoming a liability...

Looks like she's not in Kansas anymore

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👤︎ u/Chateau512
📅︎ Nov 14 2019
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This kid at the school assembly is my hero

Context: Our school was having a presentation at assembly from Together for Humanity - "a multi-faith not-for-profit organisation that is helping schools, organisations and communities to respond effectively to differences of culture and belief". The presenters were an orthodox Jew, a Muslim, a Christian and an atheist.

When they asked for questions at the end, my new hero asked "Have you ever gone to a bar together?"

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👤︎ u/D-Nizzle
📅︎ Jun 05 2017
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Kansas airlines won’t let you use baggage claim for unruly children

Guess I’ll have to carry on my wayward son.

(Not mine, saw on Facebook)

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👤︎ u/Kilmarnock228
📅︎ Jul 12 2020
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My son, who took the wrong flight, texted me to ask what baggage he should use for a plane flight home

I responded: “Carry on, my wayward son.”

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👤︎ u/akick31
📅︎ Apr 27 2018
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What did the 70s rock singer say when his son asked whether their suitcase was a carry on or a checked bag?

Carry on, my wayward son

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👤︎ u/localwheatdealer
📅︎ Apr 02 2019
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So I am checking in at the airport with dad

on our way down to PAX and after we've checked our baggage he asks the attendant "would I be able to check my son in as baggage too?" and when the attendant tells him he can't he replies with

"I guess I'll just have to ♫ Carry on my wayward son ♫

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👤︎ u/edyac
📅︎ Nov 20 2015
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