Candy (name) Puns

A list of puns related to "Candy (name)"

Now and later candies are changing thier name.

It offends those who have already done it.

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👤︎ u/djnipe
📅︎ Mar 05 2021
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Finally came up with a name for my sour, fig-flavored candy.

Fig Puckers

I earned an arm punch from my girlfriend with this one

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👤︎ u/panthermilk
📅︎ Jul 01 2016
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Asked my 2 and a half year old what he wanted his name to be.

He pointed to the coffee table where we have a bag of candy and said "M&M!!!"

Guess I have to call him Slim Shady from now on...

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👤︎ u/thatguy3495
📅︎ Mar 20 2021
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Which food has a two letter name?

Candy.

Its name is made up of C and Y

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👤︎ u/math355
📅︎ Dec 04 2020
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Not My Name

5 year old: "Can I have candy?

Me: 'You need to eat dinner first.'

5 year old: "But dad!"

Me: 'Don't call me Butt Dad and you still have to eat dinner first'

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👤︎ u/honeybager
📅︎ Jan 05 2014
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Dr. Dre opens a candy shop.

Names it 'Treats by Dre'.

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👤︎ u/floydimus
📅︎ Dec 05 2014
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