A list of puns related to "Canaris"
There are no canaries there either.
Not going cheep.
The horn of Africa
They're not going cheep.
A camelephantelopelicanary
Cheap Cheap!!! (This joke is older than Methuselah!)
There arenβt any canaryβs there either.
You kill 2 birds with one stone.
[[in your deepest possible voice]] Here kitty kitty kitty....
The doc said it was untweetable.
The doctor says it's untweetable.
Because everyone knows that if you have a big sub you also need a good set of tweeters.
He has "A Reptile Dysfunction"
You get chirpies
It's a canarial disease
There's no tweetment
I'm not saying your perfume is too strong.
I'm just saying the canary was alive before you got here. :D
It's called Chirpies. It's a canarial disease. It's untweetable.
A man dressed in rubber boots, orange overalls, yellow hard hat with a light on, blacked up face and a canary on his shoulder walks into a pub. The whole pub goes silent and everyone stares at him for a few seconds then carries on what they were doing. It was only a miner distraction.
Pets I want to have....
An otter name Harry Otter. A snake named Severus Snake. A tortoise named Voldetort. A chicken named Kylo Hen. A dog named Barkamedes. A deer named David Hasselhoof. A turkey named Green Gobbleen. A cat named Captain Ameowrica. A stork named Tony Stork. A pig named Peter Porker. A crocodile named Croctor Strange. A duck named Ducktor Doom. A squid named Abraham Inkin. A goose named Ryan Gooseling. A heron named Charlize Heron. A goat named Selena Goatmez An alpaca named Alpacachino. A carp name Leonardo DiβCarprio. A tuna named Tuna Turner. A horse named Neighlor Swift. A toad named Demi Lavatoad. A Rhino named Ryan Rhinolds. A swan named Swan Jovi. A Falcon named Jimmy Falcon. A ferret named Ferret Faucet. A rabbit named Hoptimus Prime. A cow named Moolissa McCarthy. A crow named Seth Crowgan. A fox named Charlie Fox. A cat named Katy Purry. A wolf named Howly Berry. A hamster named Scarlet Johamster. A parrot named Squakin Phoenix. A duck named DuckleBerry Finn. A canary named Jim Canary. A swarm of bees, all named BeeyoncΓ©. A sheep named Meryl Sheep. An elk named Elkton John. A bear named Teddy Mercury. A ram named Gordon RAMsey. A shark named Fin Diesel. A jellyfish named Jelly Clarkson. An Iguana named Eddie Lizard. A hyena named Hyena Bonham Carter. A penguin named Robird Downey Jr.
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Vet says he has Chirpees. He said there's no need for concern, because it's a Canarial disease, and it's tweetable.
He has chirpees.
It's a canarial disease.
It's untweetable.
A virus has been found on twitter, it's called "Chirpees". They say it's a canarial disease, but thankfully is tweetable.
Two 500lb canaries π (Joke may or may not have been stolen from The Andy Griffith Show S2 EP5 "Barney on the Rebound")
"Looks like she has a canarial disease."
A what, Dad? Canarial disease?
"Yep. No tweetment."
And the same thing applies to the Virgin Islands; There are no canaries there either.
There are no canaries there either.
There's no canaries there either
Same with the Virgin Islands. Thereβs no canaries there either.
Did you know?
On the Canary Islands, there is not one Canary.
and on the Virgin Islands, there is not one Canary there either.
There are no canaries there either.
Also on the Virgin Islands - same thing - not one canary there either
... And on the Virgin Isles? Same thing. Not one canary there either.
<in your lowest possible voice> Here kitty kitty kitty...
Cheap cheap cheap
So I mentioned how there are no canaries on the Canary Islands, and that the same thing applies to The Virgin Islands, there are no canaries there either.
I'm just saying the Canary was alive when you got here.
There's a new virus on twitter. It's called "chirpies"..It's a canarial disease, but thankfully it's tweetable.
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