It's a missed opportunity that no one's made a Canadian exclusive dating app called "Cana-Dates".
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Made a Canadian Thanksgiving dadjoke.

The family's over so my six-year-old daughter is pretty excited, showing off her toys, jumping on everyone, etc.. After having a conversation interrupted by her for the fourteenth time, I say, "Listen! If you don't settle down, it's about to be Spanksgiving in here. "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bernforever
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2014
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ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq Δ± ǝɯıʇ Κ‡sɐן ǝΙ₯Κ‡ sΔ± sΔ±Ι₯Κ‡
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I just found out Canada isn’t real

Turns out it was all mapleleaf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hzohn
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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Rachel McAdams' height is 5'4, which is the average height of an american female.

She's a mean girl.

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I'm a mom, but I love dadjokes. Especially when they involve boobs.

My friend opened the fridge and a bag of pumped breastmilk fell out.

"Oh, sorry!" I said. "The fridge is boobie-trapped!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/busykat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2014
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Dad joke on Thanksgiving.

Grandmother is making the dressing, and is adding several cans of Chicken Broth.

Dad: "You know where you can get that broth in bulk?"

Grandmother: "Where?"

Dad: "The stock market."

He was promptly kicked out of the kitchen.

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My Husband Got Me Friday Night...

He's Canadian and I'm from the Southwestern states (Arizona) and he had never had a corn tortilla street taco, so I made pork carnitas on Friday night. He loved them and then he said to me, "That was a maize balls!" Took me a minute to get it but then I rolled my eyes at him.

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πŸ“…︎ May 03 2015
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A Surprisingly Clever Joke From My Dad

Back in the day of movie rentals we were at the Rental place. Before you could take out a new movie you had to pay off any late fees. We were at the cash when the following conversation happened:

Cashier: "You have a late fee for 'Seven Pounds'"

Dad: "Ok, what's that in Canadian?"

Took me a solid minute to realize the joke he had made.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FrankinComesAlive
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2013
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Joke de père

Im french-canadian. ^^"Hi ^^french-canadian, ^^im ^^dad" ^^done!

Im made an awesome dadjoke earlier but it is french. Im still gonna tell you, cause its awesome, but don't worrie, I'll explain it over and over and laugh doing it, because, after all, im a dad and the same rules apply, whatever the language.

So, the mother was distributing cookies after the meal. One for the daughter, one for me and 2 for her. Doing it, she said "le deuxième, c'est mon pourboire" (the second is my tip) in french, tip is pourboire, but, if you separate the word like so "pour boire" it means "for drinking". So, I said to her "pour boire? Les biscuits, c'est pour manger!" (for drinking? Cookies are for eating)

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHA. FUCK ME, ITS HILARIOUS.

See, its a classic dadjoke in french and I still got her good! "Pour boire? Ben non, c'est pour manger" hahahahah. Cause you don't drink cookie, you eat it. Hahaha. So great. Eyes were rolling all over the place, I almost step on one. HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

You got it, right? She said, "the second cookie is my tip" (le deuxième biscuit est mon pourboire) and I reply "tip? Cookies are for eating!" (Pour boire? Les biscuits, c'est pour manger) HAAHAHAHAHAHAHA. MAN, its funny as hell!

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2015
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Dad put a new spin on his old classic...

Driving past a field of hay with the Dad. as this is the 30 billionth hay field we've passed, it goes unnoticed by me. We've already made the obligatory hey!/hay! joke. Several times.

So I was completely off-guard when he goes 'You know what the Canadians say? Eh!'

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2013
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