With so many disagreements on Reddit, there is one thing I can gladly say we agree onβ¦
Everyone reading this is on the same page.
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︎ Jan 15 2023
My son asked me for golfing tips, but there isnβt much more I can say.
He just needs to putt himself out there.
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︎ Feb 10 2023
Fat jokes are no longer allowed and all I can say isβ¦
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︎ Nov 10 2022
Iβm reposting causeβ¦tis the season. What can you say about a hip hop artist that performs the music of today?
Santa likes him because he is RAPPING the PRESENT.
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︎ Dec 02 2022
I said to my wife, "They say that childbirth is the most painful thing someone can experience..."
"Now, maybe I was too young to remember, but I didn't think it hurt that much."
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︎ Aug 22 2021
You know they say you can't compare apples and oranges, but I can.
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︎ Aug 19 2022
My co workers canβt stand working with me at the sperm bank because every time a new customer walks in I canβt help but say
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︎ Dec 06 2021
They say you can tell a dadβs age from the color of his beard, but Iβm not sure how accurate that is.
There seems to be a real grey area.
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︎ Sep 19 2022
I asked my friend if he can say Hedgehog in Polish.
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︎ Jun 18 2022
Ima start spelling weed ouiβd cos I canβt say no to it
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︎ Feb 21 2021
Today is the only day in my new grandsonβs life that he canβt say βI wasnβt born yesterday β.
Because he was. We are stoked btw
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︎ Jan 20 2022
My girl and I got attacked by a bear while camping, luckily her beauty scared it away. You can say she's pretty in-tents.
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︎ Jul 09 2021
I can say all fifty states in backwards alphabetical order
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︎ Apr 05 2022
Mondays what can I say
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︎ Apr 12 2021
Ever since I saw a post on r/music about Blind Melon I've had this earworm and all I can say
is that my life is pretty plain
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︎ Feb 20 2022
Husband - βI canβt go to work anymore, you donβt even want to know what the boss said to meβ¦β Wife - βWhat?! What did he say?β
Husband - βYouβre fired!β
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︎ Dec 01 2021
Wow, I canβt believe I didnβt know this sub existed. I gotta say, I am a HUGE FAN!
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︎ Nov 01 2020
I guess you can say that the results of Napoleonβs conquest of Russiaβ¦
Came up a little short (yes officer I know Napoleon was average height for the time)
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︎ Oct 31 2021
You know? Now that I'm looking at it, I can say this ceiling isn't my favorite.
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︎ Nov 13 2021
I guess you can say Santa gives kids gifts... ON THE HOUSE
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︎ May 01 2021
I guess with the pandemic we can all finally say it:
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︎ Jan 09 2022
Talking to our 16mo old son, I don't think he can say anything with a k
Trying to see what words our son can say:
Wife: I don't think he can say anything with a k
Dad: he just said knee
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︎ Oct 10 2021
I can honestly say I love astronomy
Itβs out of this world.
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︎ Jul 20 2021
After watching Zack Synder's Cut vs Joss Whedon I can say without a doubt that...
Zack was leagues ahead of Joss
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︎ Mar 20 2021
And I still canβt say it correctly...
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︎ Oct 17 2019
I can now legally tell dad jokes so heres my favorite. What did the father buffalo say to his kid when he left for college?
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︎ Nov 21 2020
A Chihuahua and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink, when a good-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." So the Bulldog says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough."
Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone, cheese mine."
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︎ Oct 07 2020
My dad tells people his name is Sam at every restaurant we go to so when they call his name he can say "Sam I am"
He does this at every restaurant. He has been going to the same Starbucks for about 7 years now and to this day they still think his name is Sam.
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︎ Mar 07 2015
I've made the best cups of tea in the world... What can I say?
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︎ Jul 04 2021
On my death bed Iβl request to be moved to a tub full of pees just before I die so people can say βmay he rest in peesβ
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︎ Aug 22 2020
Wonβt let me cross post but I guess you can say this dog was *made in a lab*
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︎ Jan 17 2019
People say I can be condescending...
That's when you talk down to people.
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︎ May 05 2021
Nobody believes me when I say I can name the prime minister of Canada
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︎ Jan 11 2021
What can I say??
Therapist:Why did you divorce your wife??
Husband:I donβt believe in horoscopes.
Therapist:Thatβs really sad.
Husband:Yeah, I guess you could say it TAURUS apart!!
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︎ Jun 23 2020
I guess you can say my misunderstanding of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles
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︎ Jun 03 2020
Whenever I hear young people say, βI canβt even..β
I think, βThatβs odd.β
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︎ Feb 27 2018
To everyone that knows what the mitochondria is, all I can say is
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︎ Dec 14 2019
This made me chuckle. I always say as long as my legs are spry and my brain is working, I can pick up extra shifts.
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︎ Apr 02 2019
My boyfriendβs cat, Jack, recently discovered the Amazon box lying on the floor. He jumped in and started playing in it. I guess you can say....
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︎ Oct 01 2020
Can I say something here?
Plethora.
Thanks. That means a lot.
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︎ Jun 03 2020
If someone dies from the Corona Virus, I guess you can say their death was...
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︎ Feb 29 2020
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︎ Apr 28 2019
Every time i drive over a railroad crossing I say there's been a train through here recently do you know how I can tell?
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︎ Sep 07 2020
I guess you can say anorexia isnβt a piece of cake
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︎ Apr 26 2019
I explained to my son, "They say childbirth is the most painful thing someone can experience. Now, maybe I was too young to remember, but..."
"I donβt think it hurt all that much!"
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︎ May 03 2022
I said to my wife, "They say that childbirth is the most painful thing someone can experience..."
"Now, maybe I was too young to remember, but I didn't think it hurt that much."
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︎ Jul 12 2017
I said to my wife, "They say that childbirth is the most painful thing someone can experience..."
"Now, maybe I was too young to remember, but I didn't think it hurt that much."
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