Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Calling party"
An Orc-hestra
(Yep, my teenage daughter got me with this one so I had to share.)
Caiman went
A funguy.
Hors d'oeuvre
A cellar-bration!
A STAGasaurus.
A fete worse than death!
I responded that "I really was sick! I just have a weekend immune system!"
A punch line
It was a grave mistake...
A hareball
A mixer.
A Bark Mitzvah, of course
Fun Gus
Dance Dance Evolution.
I want to get cremated. That would be my last chance to get a smoking-hot body!
At the boss’ funeral, a disgruntled employee kneeled next to the coffin and whispered, “Who’s thinking outside the box now, Gary?”
I hate funerals because I'm not a mourning person.
My music teacher died while we were writing a song together. I guess he's decomposing now.
A will is simply a dead giveaway.
Never challenge Death to a pillow fight unless you're ready to handle the reaper cushions.
I want my loved ones to throw a party when I pass. After all, it is called a funeral.
The sign at the cemetery states, "Do Not Pass."
A littygator
Scooby Dubai Do
...a little get-together.
A fungi
I wasn't going to go, but he twisted my arm
A club sandwich
Murd'Oeurves
A little get together.
a boba fete!
...I'll just show myself out.
Hallucinate
Raven.
A potty animal.
A poliDISHan
A por favor
a Hindu
An involuntary celebrate.
This is a compilation from the internet, and a few I made or heard myself. Hope you laugh!
^((Elephant Jokes were a thing from the 1960s. You can read about them on Wikipedia.))
^((Each section should be read all at once, in order. Some sections also reference previous sections. ))
Q: Why did the elephant run from the mouse?
A: Because it had a bazooka.
Q: Why did the mouse chase the elephant?
A: To steal the bazooka.
Q: Why did the elephant paint its toenails red?
A: So it could hide in a cherry tree.
Q: Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
A: Works, doesn't it?
Q: How can you tell if an elephant is hiding in a cherry tree?
A: Tickle the cherries and see if they laugh.
Q: What's the loudest sound in the jungle?
A: A giraffe eating cherries.
Q: How can you tell if there have been elephants in your fridge?
A: There are footprints in the custard.
Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails yellow?
A: That's not paint, it's custard.
Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red, blue, green, orange, yellow, and brown?
A: So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms.
Q: How did the mouse break his back?
A: He tried to carry a bag of M&Ms home from the store.
Q: How do you get an elephant on top of an oak tree?
A: Stand him on an acorn and wait fifty years.
Q: What if you don't want to wait fifty years?
A: Parachute him from an airplane.
Q: Why isn't it safe to climb oak trees between 1 and 2 in the afternoon?
A: Because that is when the elephants practice their parachute jumping.
Q: Why did the elephant fall out of the oak tree?
A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the second elephant fall out of the oak tree?
A: It was glued to the first one.
Q: Why did the third elephant fall out of the oak tree?
A: It thought it was a game.
Q: And why did the oak tree fall down?
A: It thought it was an elephant.
Q: Why is it dangerous to walk in the forest between 3 and 4 in the afternoon?
A: That's when the elephants fall out of the oak trees.
Q: What is a furry alligator?
A: A bear that crossed the woods at 3:30 in the afternoon.
Q: How can you tell if there’s an elephant under your bed?
A: Your nose is touching the ceiling.
Q: How can you tell if there's an elephant in your bed?
A: He has a big 'E' on hi
... keep reading on reddit ➡Police Navidad.
A Raveiloi
My wife knows me too well! She was just preparing for our party tonight, and called to me and said, " would you please cut the..." I realized immediately what she wanted, and encouraged her to finish her question. After a minute of that encouragement, she finally finished with "pepper jack?"
My Christmas was ruined! She stole the gift right out from under my nose!
A little get-together.
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