18 Hilarious Called Back Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Our doorbell rang and my son called to me, "Dad, there's a salesman here with a mustache!" I yelled back...

"Tell him I've already got one!"

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod

📅︎ Mar 20 2021

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What do you called back strap cooked in the oven with a cbd oil glaze?

Marijuana-ted pork

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👤︎ u/anafuckboi

📅︎ Apr 14 2021

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The furniture store called me back yet again

all I wanted was that one night stand tho...

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👤︎ u/shaystibelman

📅︎ Feb 25 2021

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We got a new air mattress but it was too lumpy. We called customer support, very angry, demanding our money back!

They said we were blowing it out of proportion.

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👤︎ u/Sir_Pluses

📅︎ Dec 21 2020

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I called my wife and told her I'd pick up pizza and coke on my way back home from work, but she's not happy.

She still regrets letting me name the twins.

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut

📅︎ Jan 26 2020

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"Egg-plant" shirt by me. Never got why the vegetable was called that until I found out that they used to be white and look like goose eggs back in the day

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👤︎ u/stephaniehuang66

📅︎ Jun 25 2020

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An old guy was confused and called me with the wrong number, so as a joke I gave him my brother's number. He called my brother, who ingeniously played the joke back and gave him my number. After the old guy dialed me again, my wife asked, "Who called?"

A boomer rang.

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👤︎ u/PrimeMvr

📅︎ May 26 2020

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Hey kids! I went back in time and formed a British 80s pop group called The Vaccine!

And now The Cure is no longer necessary!

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👤︎ u/phish_tacos

📅︎ May 23 2020

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What is it called when you die and come back as a hillbilly?

Reintarnation

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👤︎ u/BearWithTridentToo

📅︎ May 15 2019

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What's it called when a cowboy comes back to life?

Reintarnation

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👤︎ u/onkazoo

📅︎ May 21 2019

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What is it called when a tree has back problems?

ScoliOAKsis

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👤︎ u/Traxxxy

📅︎ Nov 30 2019

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What is a boomerang called if it doesnt come back to you?

A stick.

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👤︎ u/shaggygroovyscooby

📅︎ Apr 26 2019

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My new dentist called me back in to make another mold of my teeth.

Needless to say, he made a terrible first impression.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Oct 20 2018

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My dad told me that back in the day, there was a silent movie parody of Sherlock Holmes called “Coke Ennyday”.

And I said, “Isn’t that a bit on the nose?”

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👤︎ u/Torley_

📅︎ Aug 21 2018

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How to not get called back.

Friend: "I'll call you right back"

Me: "I'll call you left front"

Friend: ...

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👤︎ u/thelonelymountainmen

📅︎ May 01 2015

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My friends called me "Mushroom" back in the day

because I was such a "Fun guy"

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👤︎ u/PandiReddits

📅︎ Aug 01 2017

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I accidentally called gift bags 'gift baskets'. My dad shot back with this one.

Dad: "You know what they call basket holders?"

Me: "...What?"

Dad: "Basket cases!"

This was followed by him laughing hysterically while I stared in disbelief. He asked my to share it on this subreddit when I told him about it.

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👤︎ u/attackonturbolover

📅︎ Dec 21 2013

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I called my wife and told her that I'll pick up pizza and coke on the way back from work. But it seems she was not happy.

She still regrets letting me name the kids.

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👤︎ u/avigyan_33

📅︎ Jan 22 2020

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