Call pickup Puns

A list of puns related to "Call pickup"

What do you call a lion who doesn’t pickup after themselves…

Lionel Messi

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👤︎ u/Adhi525
📅︎ Aug 18 2022
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I called in an order for pickup at my local vegan grocery, but they said they don't serve devil worshipers...

All I said was: kale, seitan.

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👤︎ u/sycdan
📅︎ May 11 2021
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I hear that Audi is going to rename their pickups for the US market by calling it the Audi Pardner.
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👤︎ u/Chrisatlake
📅︎ Oct 07 2019
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I told my dad about r/dadjokes. He told me to post this pickup line:

Fiat Fullback, Nissan Navara, Toyota Hilux, Volkswagen Amarok, Isuzu D Max, Ssangyong Musso

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👤︎ u/Ollieacappella
📅︎ May 14 2017
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Got dadjoked at a restaurant today.

I ordered some ribs for pickup from a little place kind of in the middle of nowhere of the west suburbs of Chicago. When I called my order in I forgot that I needed to ask if they accept credit cards because I rarely carry cash. I got to the the place and I thought that they might only take cash so I asked the guy who looked like he was the owner if they took credit cards. He responded by saying that did and that they even give them back occasionally.

I told him he dadjoked me and we had some banter about what it feels like when you realize that you have become just like your own dad.

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👤︎ u/Walks500Miles
📅︎ Jan 25 2014
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