Apparently, there are plenty of jokes with maths abbreviations.

Well, I don't cm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
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I had my leg X-rayed today.

The doctor told me: "Your patella measures 2.54 cm." By surprise, I said: "Inch high knees?" The doctor replied: "δ½ ηš„ι«•ιͺ¨ε°Ίε―Έη‚Ί2.54厘米"

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A Coffee joke book written by my actual Dad!

Proudly I bring you my Dad’s first joke book! He’s a dad and he compiled all of these hilarious jokes about coffee(possibly the best drink known to man)!

Here’s a few from the book;

-Coffee doesn’t ask me stupid questions... be more like coffee

-Don’t try to please everyone... remember you are NOT Coffee

-My morning coffee gives me the strength to make it to my mid-morning coffee

The Coffee Joke Book

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Why did the applicant mail a ruler to the company a week before the interview?

He was trying to get 30.48 cm in the door.

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Dad joke my teacher told us students.

Student: how long is the test?

My Teacher: about 28 cm.

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A Celebration of Dad Jokes

this isn't strictly a dad joke, but our local NPR affiliate in Philadelphia had a celebration of dad jokes today, and I figured you gents might be interested. They do give credit to reddit for the rise of dadjokes.

A Celebration of Dad Jokes

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I got my son good today

I made some individual sized Apple pies today and offered one to my son.

Son: No thanks, I'm not a big apple pie fan.

Me: Well, these are small apple pies.

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Dad jokes are Stephen Colbert's...
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Dad joked the copy machine repairman at work..

Copy machine repairman walked into work and here's how it went down.

CM Repairman:I'm here to fix the copy machine

Me:Copy that good buddy!

He groaned

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Vegetables

Sorry if format error. Am on mobile. Just wanted to share my favorite dad joke from my childhood. I think it was my dad's favorite joke to tell too. "There was a carrot walking along the road when he got hit by a car. He was rushed to the carrot hospital and looked at by the carrot doctors. When his carrot mom came to visit the doctor told her he had some good news and some bad news. >cm: What is the news carrot doctor? >cd: Well, the good news is he is alive. The bad news is he's going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life.

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