I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
I listed to 2,000+ songs in 2021. My Best Songs Of 2021 wound up being the following 162 songs. Of the 162, my Top 20 of 2021 is here.
π Best Songs Of 2021 Listed In No Particular Order
AFI - Tied To A Tree
AJ Mitchell - Stop
Aly & AJ - Don't Need Nothing
Anton Vlasov - Flames Of Love
Aquilo - Our Bones Turn To Stone
Arlo Parks - Too Good
Arooj Aftab - Diya Hai (featuring Badi Assad)
Ashe - Me Without You
Ayokay - I Still Need You
Ayron Jones - Mercy
Babet - No One Else
Baby Queen - You Shaped Hole
Badflower - Don't Hate Me
Badflower - Family
Bastille - Give Me The Future
Bbno$ - Help Herself (featuring Benee, Diamond Pistols
Benson Boone - Ghost Town
Between The Buried And Me - Fix The Error
Big Happy - Summer Sleep
Biig Piig - Lavender
Billie Marten - Liquid Love
Blue October - Moving On
BoyWithUke - Two Moons
Braison Cyrus - Disappear
BΓΌlow - Revolver
Burden - Home (featuring Rick Lynn)
Calum Scott - Biblical
Capstan - Blurred Around The Edges (featuring Saxl Rose)
Carter Rubin - Horoscope
Charley Crockett - Round This World
Charming Liars - Pieces
Charming Liars - When Did We
Charming Liars - White Leather Electric Chair
Chef'Special - Afraid Of The Dark
Chris Beer - Nothing Like
Chris Malinchak - True Say (featuring Cocanina)
Chris Webby - Raw Thoughts V
Christian French - Avalanche
Chvrches - How Not To Drown (featuring Robert Smith)
Clean Bandit - Drive (featuring Topic, Wes Nelson)
Conan Gray - Astronomy
Corbu - Lost & Found (featuring Jimi Goodwin)
Danny Aridi - I'll Be Here
Dax - Love Hurts
Dax - Self Proclaimed 4
Dax - The Next Rap God
Dennis Lloyd - The Way
DJ Snake - Run It (featuring Rick Ross & Rich Brian)
Dominic Fike - The Kiss of Venus
Dope Lemon - Hey You
Ekoh - Butterfly 2021 (featuring Crazy Town)
Ekoh - I'm Not Alright
EldΓ© - Here We Go
Elvie Shane - My Boy
Emma Blackery - Crying
Evanescence - Better Without You
Filip Rudan - He's Not The One
Five Times August - God Help Us All
Five Times August - Outtayerdaminde
Flora Cash - We Used To Laugh / 9 to 9
Forester - Symphony
Forester - Undercover
Frenship - Try (featuring Lauren Sanderson)
Glass Animals - I Don't Wanna Talk (I Just Wanna Dance)
Gojira - The Chant
Good Time (featuring Shaggy)
Grace Gaustad - Sandman
Grace Gaustad - Supersonic
Grace Potter - Release
Grandson - Rain (featuring Jessie Reyez)
Granger Smith - Chevys, Hemis, Yotas and Fords
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I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Buenosdillas
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
Nothing, he was gladiator.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
Why
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! π Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
βBOOMβ?!
But nobody ever mentions his sister, Onya, who invented the starter pistol.
There hasn't been a post all year!
