After many years of therapy, my psychologist has finally cured me of the desire to sit in the corner in public and blow on people that walk by! But now I have the urge to wear teen idol t-shirts and lean against the wall...

Long time fan, first time poster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain

Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gamer_Noob_69
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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A lot of people are shocked by the recent events in NASCAR

What is often characterized as a very conservative organization has taken a stance against racism. I'm not surprised at all though. To anyone who's been paying attention, from its very beginnings, NASCAR has always been veering to the left.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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In Vegas, people can tithe by dropping casino chips in the offertory.

At the end of the weekend there is a Brother that goes around to all the casinos to cash them out and make a deposit.

He’s the Chip Monk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scottspears89
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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Told to me by my father this morning. Did you hear about the pun that murdered ten people and then died in the standoff?

The headline was β€œpun and ten dead” (meant to sound like pun intended.)

Definitely not the best but it was kinda funny. He was definitely pleased with it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DragonRider7710
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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People think that the word 'queue' is just 'Q' followed by 4 silent letters

But those letters aren't silent, they're just waiting their turn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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People who aren't impressed by pictures of a Black Hole clearly don't understand the gravity of the situation.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sur5er
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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My friend saw I was upset the other day and he said "It could be worse. You could be an irrigated hole in the ground surrounded by brick work that people use to get water"

It didn't help, but I knew he meant well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HarryGoLocky
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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I met a woman who makes face masks for people in need during the pandemic, but it looked like she was getting overwhelmed by all the work.

She seamstressed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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Name woes... translation: imagine the difficulty when she is ashes what her name is by French people..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slipstreme
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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Some people in my town were protesting by transplanting the courthouse lawn...

It was a grassroots movement.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cartergansweater
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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TIL electricity is not discovered by Tesla nor Edison, but by many people before them including the Greeks

It is a shocking discovery

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electricity

http://scienceline.ucsb.edu/getkey.php?key=4026

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryonnsan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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I measure the success of my puns by seeing how angry they make people.

That's how irate them.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2017
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In the summer, I earn money by sprinkling tiny drops of water every morning on the front yards of rich people.

I don’t earn much, but I make dew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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The lake by my house was overpopulated with river otters that would bite and harass people. The local gov used explosives to fix the problem. They called it operation otter pop
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πŸ‘€︎ u/imj23
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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Many people are amazed by the black hole

Others still don't understand the gravity of the situation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/knightysays
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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A recent study shows that the number of people who enjoy horror films has gone up by more than 30%.

That’s a frightening statistic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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I was suddenly approached by a bunch of people, screaming to my face that I looked like one of the seven dwarves

I am not happy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notunclejosh
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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I recently gave a lecture instructing people how to give directions by violently thrusting their arm towards the intended destination.

It was a PowerPoint presentation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/procrastiprov
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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People were looking for tickets at a concert by holding one finger in the air...as we passed I would look up.

One dude got it, thus validating what I was doing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jamcan162
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2014
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Most people think that the word β€œQueue” is just the letter β€œQ” followed by four silent letters. But they are not silent.

They are just waiting their turn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HarshMillennium
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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