I find it strange when people give the age of their child in months
But it doesn't bother me until they're 12 years old, then it's gross
The number of people who don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'
79% of people don’t know the opposite of these words:
1: Always 2: Coming 3: From 4: Take
5: Me 6: Down
edit: holy shit this got 1M views. regardless of their reaction i’m glad I can say I >!rick rolled!< 1 million people. that’s fuckin solid.
ok, I'm sorry for posting this, but I'm getting annoyed by the massive amount of "tinnitus" jokes people have been posting all week.
They're falling on deaf ears.
When I was young, I thought only rich people bought Bose sound systems whereas the rest of us bought Sony or Panasonic.
Turns out—that was a stereotype.
The answer of what people zombies dont like to eat is easy. It's a no-brainer.
There are 100 types of people in the world:
- those who understand binary
- those who don’t
- those who think they do, but fail anyway.
Can you name one of the uncontested happiest people on earth, past & present ?
Neil Armstrong
He once was over the moon.
I wrote down the names of all the people I hate on a piece of paper, but my roommate used it to roll up a joint.
Now he’s high on the list of people I never want to talk to again.
There are two types of people in the world.
Those who come to a full stop.
Accordion to scientific studies, 90% of people do not realize I replaced the beginning of the sentence with an instrument.
Who is the patron saint of copying people on email?
Most people are familiar with the theories of Karl Marx, but did you know he had a famous sister?
Here name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.
All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh...
But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.
A lot of people think Sliced Bread is the best kind of bread...
But personally, I think it's second to naan!
What's the favorite chip of people who only wear flip flops?
I’ve been telling people about the benefits of eating dried grapes.
It’s all about raisin awareness.
I got a picture of two people crossing the border from Sweden. They asked which one of them crossed the border first…
I told them it was a photo Finnish.
Lots of people in our new baseball team were upset when the name Marjorie T was the most voted name for us.
During the height of covid-19, companies would hire people to disinfect desks & chairs at the end of every day. I once asked one of these cleaning ladies: "What kills the covid-19 virus?"
"Ammonia cleaner", she replied.
I apologized profusely, "Sorry. I thought you would know."
What’s the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?
Jhe people in the last sub only got a fraction of the joke.
The amount of people who don’t know the difference between “too” & “to”…
What do most people respond to when you ask if they’ve seen the rules of this sub?
I’m his most gluttonous evening ever, Dracula once drank the blood of people from three different formal dances and two picket lines. I guess you could say…
There was a full Count: Three balls and two strikes.
Whats the word for a group of deaf people?
I don’t know, but it’s definitely not herd.
People say “icy” is the easiest word to spell. Come to think of it…
Most people don't believe that India's version of bread is flat, but I know the truth.
The people of Dubai don't like the Flintstones.
But the people of Abu Dhabi do.
Lots of people don’t realize you can tell the gender of an ant with a glass of water.
If it floats, it’s boy ant.
According to askreddit, the majority of people say they pick their nose.
But I still have the one I was born with.
What do you call the class of people who owns haunted factories?
A lot of people want the bread that I bake.
But I'm the one who kneads it.
All these people complaining about the Blurry picture of Black Hole.
They probably don't understand the gravity of the situation.
A lot of people know that wombats poop in cubes, but they don’t understand the science behind it
It’s simply because they just had a square meal
TIL Ancient Japanese cannibals invented the consumption of uncooked people.
As they were the first to eat raw men.
Most people have a lot to contribute when the topic of outer space signals comes up.
I don’t know much, so all I can say is Wow.
People wonder why I call my toilet “The Jim” instead of “The John.”
I do it so I can say “I go to the Jim first thing every morning.”
79% of people don’t know opposite words for the following:
- Always
- Coming
- From
- Take
- Me
- Down
I’ve been telling a lot of people about the benefits of eating dried grapes…
It’s all about raisin awareness.
I’ve started telling people about the benefit of dried grapes.
It’s all about raisin awareness
I’ve started telling people about the benefits of dried grapes.
It’s all about raisin awareness.
There are 2 types of people in the world
Those that finish what they started
Did you know the people of Dubai do not like the Flintstones?
But the people in Abu Dhabi do…
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