Saw a butterfly with no wings.

Poured a Redbull on it. Problem solved.

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👤︎ u/BobScholar
📅︎ Dec 25 2021
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I saw a butterfly on the ground with no wings, so I poured Red Bull all over it.....And Bam !!!!

IT DROWNED.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ May 02 2021
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What do you call a butterfly who lost a wing?

A butterfloat

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📅︎ Jan 30 2021
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My wife were talking about my swimming ability:

Her: "You're a pretty strong swimmer"

Me: "Yeah but I never learned butterfly stroke"

Her: "Butterfly? You just...wing it"

We both looked at each other and snickered like children.

Title Edit: "My wife and I were talking"*

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📅︎ Jan 27 2021
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