Been a dad 5 mo, so Iā€™m a little new to this... Hit my wife with this one tonight at dinner.

Me: Dinner is served as soon as you dress the salad.

Wife: What are you thinking?

Me: Business casual.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/VoiceofLou
šŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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Today is Neil Young's 70th birthday

This literally just happened.

Context: I'm 30yrs old. Got my own place. My dad and his business partner are staying with me for a meeting they have in the morning. Dad's friend is browsing the news on his laptop. He casually says Neil Young's birthday is today. He's 70 years old.

My dad goes "I guess he's Neil Old now"

Is it a sign of getting old when I find his dad jokes hilarious?

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/TonzB
šŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2015
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The costco man pulled this one on me today.

He was casually picking trash up and sweeping the floor. He asked how I was doing.

I replied fine and yourself?

He responded with, "I'm good, business is always picking up."

It took me a second to catch it, then I laughed for a good minute.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Lexiangelina0115
šŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2014
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I have two tuxedo cats...

But they're grey and white so I guess that means they're business casual.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/surlysir
šŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2015
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I was dad joked on my way to lunch with my girlfriend

I'm walking to my car and pass my dad as he's doing some yardwork with the leaf-blower. I casually say, "I'm leaving." Instantaneously he replies, "Me too!" and goes about his business.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Cawblade
šŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2014
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