I didn't mean to tell all my friends Bush's secret family recipe!

I got drunk and spilled the beans.

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Clinton hiding in the Bushes
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Jam is made of sticks

Was walking round a public park today with the family, and the where these big doughnut shaped bushes. I told my 8 daughter they are full of jam...

Her: Don't be stupid, they are full of sticks.

Me: But what is jam like when you get it on your fingers?

Her: it's sticky...grrrrr < KICK >

Me: Owch! < lol >

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